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You want to maybe try that?
-好啊 -那说吧
- Yeah. - u202dGo for it.
我撒谎了 说我肚子疼
I lied and said I had a stomachache
因为学校里有个小孩想找我打架
because there was a kid at school who wanted to fight me.
但我已经不再害怕了
But I'm not scared anymore
因为丽兹阿姨教我
because Aunt Lizzie taught me
像我这样小身板的人也可以打败所有人
how a guy my size can fight anyone.
只要先靠近对方 照着对方肚子打就行了
Just get in close and punch him straight up the stomach!
那的确是她的招牌动作
That was her move.
我需要你从头开始说起
I'm gonna need you to start from the beginning.
学校里有个小孩叫尼科
There's this kid named Nico.
我已经讨厌他了
I hate him already.
爸爸
Papá...
我今天想到了你
我知道我们已经有段时间没联♥系♥过了
具体来说是4年5个月加22天
但谁会去计算这种东西呢
这只是为了缓解紧张开的一个玩笑
我就像吉姆·加菲根一样到处开玩笑
爸爸
Papá...
你拒绝我的时候 我一走了之是不对的
我应该更坚定些
慢慢磨到你同意
爸爸
Papá...
我想站在你面前
那样我就能看到你了
听到你的声音
或许你现在还没准备好
但我会等着的
顺便说下 我是路易斯
你怎么敢不尊重我丈夫和他的水果
How dare you disrespect my husband and his fruits.
我家暴脾气的女儿来了
There's my little spitfire.
你看上去美极了
You look amazing.
别用这么明显的事来让我分心
Don't distract me with what's obvious.
哈维尔是全世界最可爱 最善良的男人
Javier is the sweetest, kindest man in the world.
你竟然说他配不上我...
And for you to say he's not good enough for me...
真要说的话 也是她配不上他
If anything, he is too good for her.
继续说 你表现得很棒
Keep going. You're doing great.
你拒绝他 不仅是对他的侮辱
For you to turn him down is not just an insult to him,
也是对我的侮辱
but an insult to me as well.
你为什么在笑
Why the hell are you smiling?
这都是我计划的一部分
This is all part of my plan.
我知道如果我将你的愤怒激发到一定程度
I knew that if I got you mad enough,
你就会跑来这里维护你丈夫
you would come down here to defend your husband.
我只能想到这办法让你来探望我
And that's the only way I could think of to have you come visit me.
等等 所以这整件事就是个骗局吗
Wait. So, this whole thing was a con?
你操纵了我们
You manipulated us?
这下你终于明白了
Now you're getting it.
只能利用自身拥有的工具 对吧
Look, you got to use the tools that you have, hmm?
我恰好很擅长设骗局
I happen to be great at conning.
你也没那么擅长 否则你就不会被关进这里了
Well, you're not that great, or you wouldn't be in here.
我觉得对于我没被抓到的
I don't think I get enough credit
那么多次 没有得到足够的赞赏
for all the times I didn't get caught.
所以我们之间没事了吗
So, we're good?
不 才不是没事 爸
No, we're not good, Dad.
为什么
Why?
那就先说说...
Well, let's start with...
你为什么没去参加我的婚礼
Why didn't you come to my wedding?
是啊 那的确很不对
Yeah, that was bad.
亲爱的 我真的很想很想
Honey, there's nothing in the world I wanted to do more
在婚礼上被你挽着走红毯
than to walk you down the aisle.
但我想着 你的婚礼上
But I just thought with all those rich,
有那么多富裕的 上流社会的人
sophisticated people that were gonna be there,
我会格格不入的
I'd stick out like a sore thumb.
我不想让你难堪
I didn't want to embarrass you.
或许你的确会让我难堪
Well, maybe you would have embarrassed me,
但我还是希望你到场
but I wanted you there anyway.
我连杰姬都邀请了啊
I mean, I invited Jackie.
听着 我很抱歉
Look, I am sorry.
你知道我爱你
And you know that I love you.
我只是希望能有个机会重新开始
I just want a chance to start over again.
我也希望能有
I'd like that, too.
但要想实现这个愿望
But for that to happen,
有很多东西都必须改变才行
things are gonna have to change.
不能再撒谎 不能再设骗局
No more lies, no more cons.
只能说实话
Just tell the truth.
就像你之前夸我美的时候
Like when you said I looked amazing.
你必须承认 爸
You got to admit, Dad,
谎言对我们任何人来说造成的结果都不怎么好
lying hasn't worked out great for any of us.
我们或许该试试诚实做人了
We might as well give honesty a shot.
说定了
Deal.
现在 我们之间没事了 对吧
So, now, we're good, right?
-在朝那个方向努力了 -好吧 好极了
- We're getting there. - All right, great.
我好怀念你可爱的笑声 丽兹
I've missed that cute laugh of yours, Lizzie.
我的笑声也很可爱 对吧
My laugh's cute, too, right?
是是是
Yeah, sure.
丽兹 我真希望我能做点什么补偿你
Lizzie, I wish there was something I could do to make it up to you.
有件事你现在就可以做
Well, here's something to start.
哈维
Javi?
迪克森先生 我就有话直说了
Mr. Dixon, I will cut to the chase.
A 你要接受我皱了的纸巾
A, you are going to accept my crumpled paper napkins
以及水果和乳酪的照片
and pictures of fruits and cheeses
作为我对您的女儿忠贞之爱的象征
as a symbol of my devotion to your daughter.
B 你要祝福我们
And B, you are going to give me your blessing.
显然 你让她很幸福
Well, obviously, you make her happy,
显然 她也让你很幸福
and obviously, she makes you happy,
因此 我允许你娶你的妻子
so, therefore, I give you permission to marry your wife.
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