大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S02E09

Part 4 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:08 a.m.

They're the worst.
他们最坏了
Seriously, you have to pull me harder
你得更用力点
'cause I can't even get into a full pretzel like this.
这样我没法做到盐酥圈饼的样子
What do you mean?
你什么意思
What is a pretzel?
什么是盐酥圈饼
Why are we doing this? Stretch.
我们干嘛做这个拉伸
I like it, but what is it?
我喜欢但这到底是什么
Abbi.
艾比
You get first pick.
你先选
First... ?
先
I...
我
I, like, haven't waxed
我很久
my body in a long time, you know?
没有脱过毛了
So like, I gotta, I gotta be going.
所以我得走了
Thank you so much. No.
非常感谢你不
For like, everything.
谢谢这一切
All the drugs and stuff. Abbi, no.
毒品什么的艾比别走
I have to. No, Abbi, no!
我必须走了不要艾比
Abbi!
艾比
I ordered Domino's for after!
我已经订了达美乐披萨
You know, maybe I should have that prostitute.
或许我该上了那个牛郎的
I mean, he was actually kind of hot in like, a scary way.
恐怖中散发着性感的气息
And I bet he doesn't even care if I waxed or not.
他肯定不在意我有没有脱毛
They don't care if you're waxed.
他们才不在意你脱没脱毛
Listen, if a prostitute's what you want,
如果你想找牛郎
I can make that happen.
我可以帮你
Really?
是吗
Yeah.
嗯
That'd be insane. That'd be, like, so badass.
那就太疯狂了太刺♥激♥了
I can make the call.
我可以打电♥话♥
They could get here in 25 minutes.
他们25分钟内就能到
For real?
真的吗
Yeah.
嗯
Grab my phone. I'll do it.
把我手♥机♥给我我马上打
Here goes.
拨了
We get to pick what they look like?
我们能根据长相挑吗
We get to pick our names?
我们可以自己取名
Fuerta would be my name.
我要叫弗艾尔塔
Charlie.
查理
As a girl.
作为一个女生
All right, I'm gonna be spontaneous.
我要自然点
Let's go. Go. Call. Okay, here we go.
打吧打好的
Own up. I'm ready.
坦白我准备好了
Okay, I don't know any prostitutes.
我不认识任何牛郎
You're letting me make the call!
你还让我打电♥话♥
I don't know! You were going with it!
我怎么知道你又不说
I just wanted to see what would happen!
我只是想看看会发生什么
Kelly has really changed you.
凯莉真的改变了你
Do you know someone you could call to make the call?
你认识谁可以帮我们打电♥话♥联♥系♥的吗
Who is
你想和谁
the person that you would want to have to earn with?
一起赚钱
Jesus of Nazareth.
拿撒勒耶稣
Or Kanye West.
或者坎耶·维斯特
Jesus or Yeezus-- you decide.
耶稣还是伊苏[侃爷自创名字] 你决定