大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S02E01

Part 4 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:06 a.m.

It's their first violation.
这事他们第一次违规
Maybe we just revoke the A/C privileges, you know?
要不我们就只取消他们的空调特权好了
Call it a day.
今天就到此为止
I guess that's fair. Deal.
这样也行就这样吧
Guys, seriously, the weed isn't ours.
真的大♥麻♥不是我们的
It's not ours. Also...
不是我们的而且
what does this have to do with the A/C?
这跟空调有什么关系
These are the rule, and when you graduate
这是规定等你们毕业后
and get a real job like an R.A.,
找到份正经工作比如宿舍管♥理♥员♥
we can talk about it.
我们可以再谈
R.A.S are students. When you graduate,
宿舍管♥理♥员♥是学生等你们毕业后
we can talk about what an R.A. is and isn't,
我们可以再讨论宿舍管♥理♥员♥到底是什么
and whether or not we are students.
以及我们是不是学生
While my partner in justice
在我的正义伙伴
removes your A/C,
撤走你们空调的同时
I'm gonna teach you boys about the dangers
我要给你们讲讲
of ripping underaged bongs.
未成年抽大♥麻♥的危害
Now, you take this, brother.
拿着兄弟
You're gonna smoke the whole bag.
你得把整袋都抽了
You're first, little buddy.
你先来小朋友
Now, suck it up. That's it. And here we go.
吸吧就这样
Yeah, I invented this app--
我发明了这个应用
Well, okay, I didn't invent it yet, but soon.
还没发明不过快了
It's this photo app that, um, adds lasers to images,
是一个图片应用可以在照片上加激光
so you could put lasers coming out of eyes,
比如让眼睛射出激光
or nipples, or buttholes.
或者乳♥头♥ 屁♥眼♥都行
That'd be pretty cool, if it wasn't already an app.
如果还没有这类应用的话那就很酷了
Wow, you hands are big.
你的手好大
I don't know what that mean--
我不知道这意味着什么
I could say something, like "Big hands," or... right?
我可以称之为"大手"或者是吧
Stop it. You're so funny.
打住你太好笑了
Have you ever heard of Bleepy?
听说过哔哔吗
Of course! Bleepy is huge!
当然哔哔超火的
Well, I invented that.
我发明的
No! It's obviously not my only capitalist venture at this time.
不是吧这不是我目前唯一的风险投资项目
Whoa, look at that.
看那边
Dude.
姐们
I'm definitely applying here next year.
明年我绝对要申请来这上学
Wait, I thought you said you're a senior.
什么你不是说你快毕业了吗
I am, at Morristown Prep Academy.
没错从莫里森预科学院毕业
Okay.
好吧
So, how... old are you?
那你多大了
16.
16岁
Oh, I've done it again.
我又干了一次
I'm a repeated sex offender.
我是个屡教不改的性侵犯
I'm a monster, and I just have to deal with that, so...
我是怪物我必须接受这个事实
Okay, okay.
好了好了
So, you made out with a minor.
你和未成年亲热
You finished a couple of moments after a dude went unconscious.
你在一个男子失去意识后坚持做到高♥潮♥
You're a sex offender at worst!
你最差就是个性侵犯
Welcome to the club.
欢迎加入俱乐部
Honestly. There's a club?
说真的还有俱乐部
I didn't know there was a club.
我不知道有俱乐部的存在
Yeah, it's, uh... it's not hard to get into.
有的不难进
And very, very happy birthday.
祝你生日快乐
Thank you.
谢谢
"Reginald Corolla"? Yeah.
雷金纳德·科罗拉嗯
This asshole's got $3,600 on his meal card.
这货的饭卡上有3600块
That's awesome, 'cause my office
太棒了我办公室
is right around the corner from an NYU dining hall.
就挨着纽约大学的食堂
That's amazing. I love it.
爽翻真好
I am honored and thrilled
我既荣幸又激动
that you would steal something for me.
你会为了我去偷东西
I feel like a fugitive. Yeah?
感觉自己像逃犯是吗
And if anyone asks, I'll say...
如果有人问起我就说
the one-armed man took it.
是独臂男拿的
Yes.
是的
You don't get it, do you?
你没懂对吗
No, I don't get it at all.
完全没懂
Ooh, you guys are gonna have to thank Aunt Abbi
你们得谢谢艾比姨妈给你们提供的
for your comfy new bed.
舒适新床
That's her sweatshirt.
这是她的运动衫
We're a happy family, right?
我们是个快乐大家庭对吗
You got me, Daddy-Maddy.
你有我小马爸爸
You got Odysseus,
奥德修斯
Medusa, Artemis, Hermes.
美杜莎阿尔忒弥斯赫尔墨斯
You got Drew--
还有德鲁
Drew?
德鲁
Guys, where is Drew?
各位德鲁呢
Drew!
德鲁
It is so nice in here!
这里面真舒服
So good. It's so good!
特安逸特安逸
I feel amazing. It's amazing.
我感觉好极了好极了
It's like a whole other apartment.
就像个全新的公♥寓♥
It is, right? Like a whole 'nother apartment, yeah.
是吧就像个全新的公♥寓♥
Yes. Yes!
是的是的
So good.
爽翻
So good.
爽翻
So good!
爽翻
Holy shit!
我擦
Who the fuck are you?
你♥他♥妈♥是谁
How did you get in here?
你怎么进来的
How did you get into my apartment?
你是怎么进我公♥寓♥的
You're sitting here watching us?
坐在这看我们
You fucking perv!
你个死变♥态♥
Oh, yeah, hide! Oh, yeah, yeah, hide!
就知道躲还会什么
Get in that box!
滚进箱子里
No, you've got some explaining to do!
不你得解释
Are you sure that's even a cat?
你确定那是猫吗
What a sweet boy you are.
你真可爱
I never seen that!
我从没见过
I'm a good boy. I never seen it...
我是好孩子我从没见过
I'm a sweet boy. In my life. No!
我是好孩子我这辈子从没见过
Don't tell my mommy. I never seen that!
别告诉我妈我从没见过
What is it?
这是什么