养育者

卢克 你能别弄了吗 伙计
Luke, can you stop doing that, mate?
谢了
Cheers.
你♥他♥妈♥有什么毛病 卢克
What the fuck is wrong with you, Luke?
我问你问题呢
I'm asking you a question.
你♥他♥妈♥有什么毛病
What the fuck is wrong with you?
-抱歉 就是有点... -没关系
- Sorry. It was just a bit... - No, sure.
谢了 万分感谢
Thank you. Appreciate it.
抱歉
Oh, sorry.
-我们要放歌♥吗 -好啊
- Shall we put some music on? - Yeah.
-只要连接... -连蓝牙
- Just connect to... - Connect to the bluetooth.
-你连上了吗 -嗯
- You in? - Yeah.
-这歌♥不错 伙计 我喜欢 -是吧
- Nice one, mate. I love it. - Yeah.
今天会是美好的一天
It's going to be a good day.
养育者
第三季 第三集
他们来了 《飞天万能车》来了
Ah, here it comes. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
英国电影
片中发明家与孩子驾驶老爷车外出度假
举牌子 卢克
Get the sign up, Luke.
-这样是不是有点蠢 -嗯 有点
- Isn't this a bit stupid? - Yeah, it is,
欢迎回家
但很多事就是这样 无论如何都得做
but so are lots of things, and we do them anyway.
-亲爱的 -欢迎回家 妈
- Darling! - Welcome back home, Mom!
很高兴见到你 很高兴见到你
Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
艾利克斯 蜜月度得怎么样
Hi, Alex! How was the honeymoon?
太棒了 我们住在一个带泳池的别♥墅♥里
It was amazing. We had a villa with a pool.
风景太壮观了
The views were breathtaking.
克罗地亚风景也不错
And Croatia looked okay too.
你个老狐狸
Oh, you old dog!
克罗地亚有一段曲折的历史
Croatia has had such a troubled history.
不过风景很好 阳光明媚
But it's so lovely and sunny.
这才是最重要的
That's what-- that's what matters.
我们坐船去了布拉奇岛
We took a boat trip to the island of Brac.
那一定...
Oh, it gonna be...
非常棒 海天一色
Amazing. Sky and sea almost the same color.
-进来喝杯咖啡 -是啊
- Come and have a coffee -Yeah.
-跟我们细说吧 -好
- and tell us all about it. - Yeah.
艾利克斯 要我帮你提箱子吗
Hey, Alex, can I help with the cases?
不用 没关系
No, I think I'm good.
你只要帮忙拿莉亚的手提包就行了
Maybe if you just bring in Leah's handbag.
-好 没问题 我来吧 -好
- Oh, yes. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I could. - Yeah.
妈的 该死 该死
Fuck. Shit. Shit.
他妈的 爱丽
Fucking hell. Ooh. Ally!
该死
Shit.
-爱丽 -怎么了
- Ally! - Yeah?
我们又见面了 邦德先生
So, we meet again, Mr. Bond.
不 不 说真的 我的背扭到了
No, no, seriously. I've done my back.
你能帮帮忙吗
Can you help me, please?
天啊 抱歉 卢克 来拿包
God, I'm so sorry. Luke, get the bag!
-扶一下我 -好
- Hold me up. - Yeah, okay.
-帮你♥爸♥拿包 -好了
- Get your Dad's bag. - Okay.
-妈的 卢克 -抱歉 我就是想...
- Ow! Fucking hell, Luke! - Sorry, I was just trying to--
我不在乎 我不在乎 行了
I don't care! All right, I don't care! Okay.
别碰我 别碰我 我真是谢谢你们
Nobody touch me. Nobody touch me. Thank you very much.
这是最糟的一次发作了
This is the worst it's ever been.
就像是有一根滚烫的火钳
It's like having a hot poker running
从我的屁♥眼♥直贯眉头
from my arsehole to my eyebrows.
-是这个吗 -没错 外婆的药品包
- Is this the one? - That's it. Granny's drug bag.
天啊 妈 你是军医吗
Jesus Christ, Mom! Are you an army medic?
到我这个年纪
You don't get to my age
不囤一点药片和药剂怎么行
without accumulating a few pills and potions.
这个药很不错 非常柔和
This one's very nice. Very mellow.
跟白葡萄酒绝配
Goes well with a white wine.
这一个绝对是猛药
And this one's an absolute beast.
可别吃太多
Don't walk too far on that.
它会把世界变成迷宫
It turns the world into a sort of maze.
别给他 妈
Stop it, Mom!
保罗 你应该去看医生
Paul, you need to see a doctor.
真正的医生 不是这位"猜病"医生
An actual doctor. Not Dr. Trainspotting here.
我动都动不了 也没法看医生 对吧
I can't go to the doctor if I can't fucking move, can I?
我很抱歉 莉亚
Ah! I'm so sorry about this, Leah.
这本该是你...
This was meant to be your--
妈的 属于你的时刻
Fucking Ada! Your moment.
你的蜜月度得怎么样
So the honeymoon. How was it?
非常糟糕
It was awful.
-什么 -艾利克斯太善良了
- What? - Alex is too nice.
他总是对每个人都很友善
He's lovely to everybody all the fucking time.
总是对别人微笑 跟别人聊天
Always smiling, always chatting,
听每个人讲无聊的人生故事
listening to everyone's boring life stories.
不会那么糟吧
It can't have been that bad.
很糟 我感觉自己嫁给了耶稣
It was. I'm married to Jesus
现在我知道祂被钉死在十字架上的原因了
and now I know why they crucified him.
别说了 妈 他会听到的
Stop it, Mom! He's gonna hear you.
不 他听不到 他在外面摆弄他那辆破车
No, he won't. He's out there putting his silly car to bed.
就算自杀炸♥弹♥爆♥炸♥他都听不到
He wouldn't hear a suicide bomb.
开始了 测试汽车喇叭
Oh, there he goes. Testing the horn.
现在几点了
What's the time?
我们得去教会接艾娃了
We need to go and get Ava from church group.
不 别去了 待在这吧
No, no, stay there.
没事 没关系 我会没事的
No, it's fine. I think I'll be okay.
只要扶我... 我不想迟到
Just give me some... I don't wanna be late for her.
多吃点可待因 保罗
Take lots more codeine, Paul.
200毫克 只是开胃酒
200 milligrams. Just an aperitif.
我把这个拿出来 这个配止痛药
I'll take these out. These and painkillers.
你就能跟你的灵魂对话了
You'll start talking to your own ghost.
不然就挑一挑 混着吃 不惜一切代价
Otherwise, pick and mix, whatever it takes.
别再贩毒了 妈
Stop dealing drugs, Mom.
好好好
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
天啊 所以我认识莉亚以来
So has, um--God. Has Leah been on opioids
她就一直在吃鸦♥片♥类药物吗
the whole time I've known her?
天 那她要是没嗑药 会是什么样子
Christ, what would she be like if she hadn't been?
该死 马上五点了 我把你们送到
Oh, shit, it's gone five. I'm gonna drop you guys off
然后我就要去教会接艾娃了
and then I'm gonna go and get Ava from church group.
卢克 别忘记洗碗 这是你的任务
Luke, don't forget to do the dishwasher. It's your job.
-我的天啊 -是减速带 抱歉
- Oh, God almighty! - Speed bump! Sorry.
-不是你的错 -我开得有点快
- Not your fault. - I was going a bit fast.
好吧 是你的错
Okay, it's your fault.
-卢克 卢克 -怎么了
- Luke! Luke! - Yeah.
儿子 能给我倒杯水吗
Mate, can you get me a glass of water?
-好 你的背怎么样了 -说实话 还是疼得很
- Okay. How's your back? - Oh, still shit, if I'm honest.
我觉得莉亚外婆的魔法药囊没有用
I don't think Granny Leah's magic drug bag is working.
谢谢 儿子 你能再洗个碗吗 你妈妈说...
Cheers, mate. Could you do the dishwasher, as well, Mom said...
我能迟点做吗 我得做历史作业
Can I do it later? I've got to do my history project.
好啊 没问题
Oh, yeah. No problem.
卢克 再拿瓶饮料吧 过来陪我坐会
Luke, grab a drink, will you? Come and hang out for a bit.
-只有啤酒 -那就喝啤酒吧 你都快15了
- There's only beers in here. - Have a beer then. You're nearly 15.
-我才13岁 -我知道
- I'm 13. - I know.
好孩子
Attaboy.
谢谢
Cheers.
-坐下 -但我的作业
- Sit down. - But my project.
别担心了 我会帮你的
Don't worry about that. I'll help you.
坐下 看会电视吧
Sit down. Watch a bit of telly.
放松 淡定
Chill out, man. Chillax.
人们以前常常那么说 是吧 那些白♥痴♥
People used to say that, didn't they? Twat-people.
坐吧 我又不咬人
Come on. I won't bite.
我的尾椎有点问题
I've just having some trouble with me coccyx.
请吧
Missus.
遥控器在哪里
Where's the zapper?
达菲鸭 看会达菲鸭吧
Oh, Daffy. A little bit of Daffy.
看会儿达菲鸭
A little bit of Daffy.
有了 一只爆♥炸♥的鸭子叫什么
Here's one. What do you call an exploding duck?
-什么 -这是个笑话 快问我
- What? - It's a joke. Ask me.
我不知道 一只爆♥炸♥的鸭子叫什么