喜新不厌旧（2014）

Black-ish S01E19

Part 4 Dec. 23, 2020, 4:27 p.m.

I never had to balance having four children
我从没养着四个孩子
while managing a very challenging medical career.
同时还干着一份很有挑战性的医疗工作
Oh. Hoho!
哦哈吼
Down the hatch! All right.
一口闷嗯哼
Mmhmm. Ah.
嗯嗯嗯啊
Okay, okay. I have one.
好了好了我想到一个
I have never been dumped
我在大学从没被
by more than three people in college.
三个人以上甩过
Yes.
中了
Ha, Josh!
哈 Josh
Josh!
Josh
Drink up, Bow.
喝啊 Bow
Oh, you too, huh?
哦你也中了哈
Yeah, thank you, Shawn. Yeah.
耶谢谢你啊 Shawn 耶
See? This is fun.
你看好玩吧
Well, anybody else have any stories about Bow?
谁还知道Bow的小故事
Lance, I'm sure you're sitting on a couple of gems. Dre...
Lance 你肯定知道几个精彩的吧 Dre
Oh, hell yeah. I never had "Finals baldness."
那肯定我从没"期末光头"过
What? yeah, hoohoo
啥耶呜呼呼
It's called stress-related alopecia,
那叫压力性脱发
and millions of Americans suffer from it.
几百万美国人都饱受困扰
Yes, so I'm not embarrassed. I will drink.
对所以我不觉得丢人我喝
Oh, let's go back to an old favorite of mine.
哦回到我最喜欢的话题
I have never been dumped by more than four people in college.
我在大学从没被四个人以上甩过
Drink! Drink!
喝喝
Five?
五个
Drink!
喝
Six people?
六个人
Drink, drink, drink!
喝喝喝
Seven?
七个
Damn.
我的天
Okay, yeah, obviously I have a few skeletons in my closet.
行了很明显我藏了几个小秘密
Ohh!
噢噢噢
More than eight?
八个以上
Drink!
喝
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
行了行了行了行了
Enough! Enough! Why are you attacking me?!
够了够了为什么你们都针对我
This is not how the night was supposed to go.
今晚可不是这么计划的
You guys were just supposed to admire my bangles
你们本来应该欣赏我的手镯
and... and eat my almonds and just watch me float like an angel!
吃我准备的杏仁然后看我美如画就行了
Oh, God!
天哪
Oh, my I'm...
我的我
Oh, my God. Mom's the villain.
我的天老妈才是反派
I'm gonna win an Emmy.
艾美奖在向我招手
I'm in a bad way.
我糗大发了
Bow!
Bow
I'm buttoning up, so get off of me.
我在系扣子被烦我
All right, let me make you some coffee.
好好好我给你弄点咖啡
I don't want coffee.
我不想喝咖啡
Uh, where do you keep your cubed ham?
额切好的火腿你放在哪儿
What the hell?
什么鬼
Two fire extinguishers and no ham.
有两个灭火器却没火腿
I mean, that's just crazy.
简直扯淡
Charlie, can you give us a moment?
Charlie 给我们点隐私好吧
You better not let it burn.
你小心点别烧糊了
What?! What?!
啥啥
What is going on with you?
你怎么回事儿
What's going on with you?!
你才怎么回事儿
Dre, why were you trying to take me down during "I never"?
Dre 玩游戏的时候你干嘛老针对我
Because when I found out you got dumped,
因为我发现你被甩过
I needed to know how dumped you were.
我得知道你被甩到个什么程度
Who knew the depths of your dumped-ness?
谁知道都被甩得都深不见底了
Hey, have you ever ended a relationship?
嘿你甩过别人吗
I'm about to.
我觉得快了
Look, I know I acted crazy,
我知道我有点过分了
but I always saw you as this brilliant heartbreaker,
但我一直觉得你是个女神
and then I find out
然后我发现
that these dudes told you to kick rocks.
那些家伙儿把你甩来甩去
Hell, I started to spiral.
特么我就受不了了
You know, I didn't have it all together when I was in college.
上大学的时候我就是个女屌♥
And maybe it's obnoxious, but invited these people over here
也许是有点猥琐但是我邀请他们来
so they could see how great my life turned out for me.
就是为了让他们看我现在过得有多好
And now they think I'm a lunatic!
现在他们觉得我就是个疯子
They might also think you have a drinking problem.
他们多半觉得你还是个酒鬼
Hey, hey. Charlie, Charlie!
嘿嘿 Charlie Charlie
Use your words. What? What's happening?
说话咋了
I ate peanut sauce. Mmhmm.
我吃了花生酱嗯哼
Dying! Okay. Okay.
要死好了好了
Allergic. Okay. Okay.
过敏好了好了
Throat closing.
喉咙紧
It's gonna be all right.
没事儿的
Good sauce, though... murderer!
酱是好酱凶手
Okay, nobody panic. Nobody panic.
好了都别慌都别慌
Do you have an epipen handy?
你带的有肾上腺素吗
In my car. Okay, great, I'll go get it.
在我车里好我去拿
Go get it, thank you. I'll go get it.
快去拿歇了我去拿了
Car got repo'd. Oh, God. Okay.
车被收回了哦天哪好吧
What?! It's okay.
啥没事儿
Hitchhiked
搭便车来的
underrated form of transportation.
被低估的出行方法
Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
好好好好
Okay, everybody just step back, please.
大家都往后退
Step back, step back.
退后退后
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
喔喔喔喔
Okay, come on.
来加油
Dre, Dre, lay him down on the counter.
Dre Dre 让他平躺在台子上
I got him. I got him. Come on, get up here, Charlie.
我帮他我帮他躺上去 Charlie
Lay him back. Quick, get up here.
让他躺平快点
Charlie, you gonna be all right, okay?
Charlie 你会没事儿的明白吧
Everything's gonna be okay.
没事儿的
Dre, get me a steak knife and a juice box.
Dre 给我把牛排刀和果汁
Wapple apple or Berry Berry wild?
苹果还是莓子
Just bring me the damn straw, Dre. Okay, okay.
把吸管给我就行好好
Hey, Curtis, I need you to call an ambulance.
Hey Curtis 叫救护车
*I go to work like a doctor When I rock the mic you got to
*我像个医生一样说唱当我掌握麦克风
like the way I operate I make miracles happen just from rappin - Got it.
*你会爱上我♥操♥控(动手术)的样子我用说唱让奇迹发生* - 妥了
*I'm so lyrically potent and I'm flowin' and explodin Work, work
*我的歌♥词能引爆全场说唱说唱
Sit up.
坐起来
Charlie, you're gonna be okay, all right?
Charlie 你没事儿了
There's not even gonna be a scar.
疤都不会留
*I go to work!
*我玩儿得溜
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
喔喔喔喔
I never saved a man's life on my kitchen counter
我从没在我家厨房♥台子上
with a steak knife and a bendy straw.
用牛排刀和吸管救过人
Boom.
砰
This is amazing!
这太神了
Villain becomes hero. We did it!
反派变英雄我们做到了
We have it.
什么都有了
Uh... let's say hypothetically that we don't have it,
额假设一下我们不是什么都有
but, good news...
但好消息是
Got a lot of head to toe on Shawn.
从头到脚把Shawn拍了个遍
Babe?
宝贝
Is everybody gone? Well...
人都走了吧嗯
It turns out things start winding down
你用刀把人脖子切开
once you plunge a knife into somebody's neck.
聚会也就算结束了
What a bust of a party.
这聚会简直是个灾难
Hey, babe, they'll never forget it. Dre...
嘿宝贝他们永生难忘 Dre
And plus, you never have to worry about impressing them again.
还有你再也不用操心要怎么取悦他们了
You saved a man's life.
你救了条人命
So what if it was Charlie's? Still counts.
虽然那只是Charlie的命但也算数啊