喜新不厌旧（2014）
Black-ish S01E02
Part 2
Dec. 23, 2020, 4:24 p.m.
It's like... it's a lot of facets to this one.
这事情 这事有太多方面了
You know, it's like a little diamond.
就像是个 小钻石似的
I'm gonna... I'm gonna get back to you.
我要 我回头再找你
I'm gonna think about it, so... okay?
我得先好好想想 好吗
I'll be right back. I'm gonna get back to you.
很快就回来 我会回来的
Oh, you tweaked your neck again, huh? Huh?
你又拉伤脖子了吗 啥
See, that's 'cause you don't stretch.
看吧 都是因为你不做伸展运动
I know it looks a little gay, but it works. What?
虽然看着有点娘 但很有用 什么
I'm about to go upstairs and give Junior the talk.
我要上楼给Junior谈谈那个
Mmhmm. Hey, pops,
嗯哼 老爸
how come you never gave me the talk? I most certainly did.
你怎么从来都不给我性♥爱♥教育 我有啊
I mean, what do you think that
我意思是 不然你以为
box of condoms I left in your bedroom was about?
我放你床头的那盒避孕套是干嘛用啊
That was it?
那就是了吗
Oh, you wanted a hug, too? Son, listen to me.
你还想要个拥抱吗 孩子 听我说
Don't get all caught up in this
别老迷信这什么
"Have an open dialogue with your kids" Hoopla.
"跟你孩子开明坦白地聊聊"这鬼话
It's not natural.
这不符合天性
Show me one place in the Bible where a kid talks.
你看看圣经里哪有这种鬼事
And for God's sake, put some shoes on.
天啊 找双鞋子穿吧
So, nobody was any help... Pops, my boss.
所以 谁都没帮到忙 我爸 我老板
I was on my own with Junior.
我只能靠自己来教育Junior了
Hey, son! It's your father!
儿子 是你♥爸♥
I'm coming in in 5... 4...
我要进来了 五 四
Come in, dad.
进来吧 爸
Whoo. Okay.
好的
I'm sorry about yesterday. I guess I should have locked the door.
昨天的事很抱歉 我应该锁门的
All right.No need to apologize.
没事 用不着道歉
You're a man, and that's what men do.
你是个男人 男人都这么做
Not me as much.
但我一般不这样
Let's talk about it... Anything and everything.
我们来谈谈 这一切事情
Let's get our sex talk on.
我们来进行性♥爱♥教育
Oh, uh, mom covered it all pretty good.
哦 老妈已经做过了 很成功呢
Yeah, maybe about the birds and the bees,
她说的都是初步基础的
but I'm your daddy, son, and I'm here to keep it one hundred.
但是我是你♥爸♥ 我会全面深入地教育你
All right, despite the fact that your mother thinks I'm uptight.
好吧 你妈还说我保守呢
Cray-cray, right?
胡说八道吧
I'm comfortable.
我很自在
I'm gonna show you how comfortable I am.
我要告诉你我有多自在
Mm-hmm.
呃
What's that?
你在干嘛
Just a comfortable man with no shirt on,
只是个没穿上衣的自在男人
talking to his son about nasty stuff.
和他的儿子说些下流的东西
Ooh, really feeling the A.C. In here.
这里的空调好强啊
Am I standing under a vent?
我站在通风口下面吗
Trying to do telekinesis again?
又在试着隔空取物吗
You don't have it.
你没这能力的
I left my karaoke mike in there,
我的卡拉OK放在里面了
but I heard dad's giving Junior "The talk."
但是我听到爸爸在和Junior"谈那个"
What talk?
谈什么
I don't know.
我不知道
So, let's talk next level.
我们来谈下一步
So, what's it like, having sex?
那性行为是什么样
Whoa! Just gonna...
哇 你就
Just gonna jump right in there like that, huh, son?
就直接跳到这问题了 儿子
Okay, uh, I guess we're really doing this, huh?
我想我们真的在进行性♥爱♥教育了啊
Let me figure this out. Uh...
让我想一想
Well, where do we start?
我们从哪说起
Body spray. Bad name. All right?
身体喷雾 多糟糕的名字
Son, if you want to attract a woman,
儿子 如果你想要吸引女人
you never spray this on your body.
永远把这个往身上喷
All right? You just spray it in the air like that.
明白吗 你只需像这样喷到空气中
And you walk through it.
然后你走进去
Whoo! That's cold.
哇 透心凉
Kind of tingles when you're topless.
不♥穿♥衣服的话 会有点刺痛
You getting all this, son? You need a notebook or something?
你明白了吧 你需要个笔记本什么的吗
I want the talk.
我想要谈那个
Me too. I need the talk.
我也是 我要谈那个
I think he's getting it because
我觉得他能谈那个是因为
he's always in his room with the door closed.
他总是把他卧室的门关着
Oh, really?
真的么
Well, three can play at that game.
这一套我们也会
Now what?
现在做什么
Now we wait.
现在我们等着
But your date could keep kosher,
你约会对象可能吃犹太洁食的
so don't lean too heavy on the Oyster card.
所以不要老盯着牡蛎单子
All right? Hey, don't worry.
好了 不要担心
It all gets easier when you can drink.
等到你能喝酒了 这些事就简单了
You don't have to raise your hand, son.
你不用举起手 儿子
Dad, I appreciate all this advanced dating advice,
老爸 我很感激这些约会好建议
but there's other stuff. Hmm. Okay.
但是还有别的事情 说吧
I heard some kids talking about oral.
我听别的孩子说口♥活♥
Oh.
哦
Okay. Um...
好吧
I would stay away from that.
要是我 我不会碰那事
You know, a kid like you with wheat allergies.
你得知道 你可是对小麦过敏的
All right, um...
好了
So, show me which one of your crew has the most busted face.
告诉我哪个队员有最欠揍的脸
Okay? Because... that's gonna be your wingman.
因为 他会是你的助攻
By yourself, you're beautiful.
靠你自己 你很漂亮
But next to him, you'll be Denzel Clooney Kodjoe chestnut.
但是在他旁边 你就是栗色的Denzel Clooney Kodjoe
1... 2... 3.
1 2 3
Okay, I just needed to do three.
好了 我只用做三个
Finally, son, when it comes to movie dates,
最后 儿子 如果是电影约会
never pick a movie that'll make you cry.
绝不要选一部会让你哭的电影
That means no urban coming-of-age stories.
就是说 别看黑人成长转正的故事
The brother always gets shot at the end.
那兄弟到最后 总会中弹的
Good talk, son.
谈得很愉快 儿子
Nailed it!
搞定
So, after a day of dishing out sweet knowledge to my boy,
在给儿子传授甜蜜知识的一天后
I rewarded myself with a
我奖励自己一根肉桂棒
cinnamon stick while letting bow chew on her defeat.
看看Bow如何承受失败的滋味
The boy drank deep from the Dre well today, baby.
今天儿子从Dre这儿学到了很多 宝贝
I will accept my apology in words or...
你可以口头跟我道歉 也可以
Apology for what?
为什么道歉
Because somebody said that I couldn't do it,
因为有人说我做不到
that it wasn't in me, but it is.
说我没这能力 但我确实有
Now, who do I e-mail to give a T.E.D. Sex talk?
我该发邮件到TED去谈谈性♥爱♥教育
So, what did you talk about? The fundamentals.
你跟他说什么了 基本原理
Like what?
像是什么
Signature fragrance... boom. Mmhmm.
独特香氛 嘣 呃
Fly outfits... boom.
脱掉衣服 嘣
And how to navigate urban terrain... double boom.
还有城里地域路线 加倍嘣
Great, so you taught our kid how to be a pimp?
你教我们孩子怎样成为一个皮条客
Baby, I think you're confusing "Pimp" With "Player."
宝贝 我想你搞混了"皮条客"和"玩家"
You know, that's a common two-parent-home mistake.
这是双亲家庭常见的错误
So, basically, Junior had a heart-to-heart with ice-t.
从根本上说 Junior和ice-t进行了次促膝谈话
Babe, I had the sex talk with our son, shirt off.
宝贝 我和我们儿子进行了性♥爱♥教育 没穿上衣
Why was your shirt off?
你为什么没穿上衣
Because I'm free.
因为我很自在
You're not free.
你不自在
Oh, you're laughing. Okay. I'm laughing.
你在笑 好吧 我是在笑
Well, if you want a good-night kiss,
如果你想要个晚安吻
you know where to find me and my sweet cinnamony lips.
你知道在哪找到我和我肉桂蜜唇
You're really not gonna come over here and get none?
你真的不打算过来吻一下吗
Babe, they're like two baked apples
宝贝 它们像是两个烘烤过的苹果
just lying on my face.
躺在我的脸上
We've been in here for a whole day,
我们在这待了一整天
and no one's given us the talk.
没人和我们谈那个
That's it. Time to make something happen.
够了 是时候做点什么了
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