非典型少年（2017）

Atypical S03E06

Part 2 May 7, 2021, 7:08 p.m.

I will give you unlimited rides to the aquarium to study your little homie
我可以无限次开车送你去水族馆去研究你的小朋友
if you do inventory for me.
只要你帮我做盘点
Even on weekends?
也包括周末？
Aquarium parking can get pretty tricky on the weekends.
周末水族馆很不好停车
Shit, I ain't scared. What do you say? Do we have a deal?
是的我才不怕你怎么说？成交吗？
Deal.
成交
They say the best caretakers
据说最好的看护者
are those that weren't cared for themselves.
都是不在乎自己的人
That's definitely true for me.
对我来说绝对是这样的
I am great when I'm needed,
被人需要时我会很开心
not quite so good when I'm not needed.
不被需要时我就没那么好
But you guys...
但你们啊
you really needed me.
你们真的需要我
And I loved being there for you.
我也很喜欢照顾你们
But now it's time to go our separate ways.
但现在是时候分开了
There you go.
去吧
Snug as a bug in a rug.
舒服得不得了
You need friends. Hi, honey.
-你需要朋友 -嗨百倍
Paige is coming to pick up my little buddies.
佩奇要来接她的小伙伴们了
You on your way to school?
你要去上学了？
Yeah. Where I get to see Izzie. Extra fun 'cause we're in a fight.
是的在那还能见到伊兹有好戏看了因为我们吵架了
no. What happened? Do you need me to help?
噢不怎么了？需要我帮忙吗？
No, there's nothing you can do to help.
不你帮不上的
Sometimes I just say stuff. You don't have to do anything about it.
有时我就只是说说你什么都不用做
But I can if you want.
但只要你想我也可以
Why, the plants are leaving so you need somebody to tinker with?
因为这些植物要走了你需要找个人来摆弄吗？
No.
不
H Maybe.
或许吧
If you need me.
如果你需要我
I don't.
我不需要
fine. Hey, there!
-好吧 -嘿你好啊
thank you so much for taking care of my babies, Mrs. Gardner.
多谢你照看我的宝贝们加德纳太太
You know my mom, she means well,
你知道我妈妈的她是好意
but she's pretty hopeless when it comes to this.
但在这方面她真是没得救
Don't even get me started about that poor cactus that she shut in the window.
别让我提起那颗被她夹到窗户里的可怜仙人掌
So is this the look you usually wear to garden?
所以你平时做园艺时就穿这身？
Job interviews.
我要去面试
I've got three today.
今天有三个
It would be really easy for me to just slip into a pit of despair right now,
现在要我陷入绝望真是太容易不过了
but as Amelia Earhart said,
但正如阿梅莉亚埃尔哈特所说
the most effective way to do it is to just do it.
最有效率的做事方法就是动手去做
So I'm just doing it.
所以我就动手了
Well, it certainly is inspiring. Yeah.
-这的确很振奋人心 -是的
I got a whole book of power quotes for graduation, so...
我为毕业准备了一整本的激励名言
And, I mean, I would make a great hire, right?
我能成为杰出的员工不是吗？
I've been babysitting since I was 12 and working ever since.
我从12岁起就开始做保姆了然后一直工作到现在
When I was 14, I was the hostess at Sal E. Sour Cream.
我14岁就去邵尔E酸奶油做服务员了
The potato place?
那个卖♥♥土豆的地方？
Sam hates it there.
山姆讨厌那里
Yeah, I know.
是的我知道
We kind of can't talk about that time in my life.
我们这辈子都没法谈起那段时间了
there are my babies.
我的宝贝们在这里啊
okay, well...
好吧那么
wish me luck.
祝我好运吧
Good luck.
祝你好运
A lot going on here in the morning Yep.
这个早上事不少啊是啊
You still mad at me?
还生我气呢？
Yeah.
是的
You were such a dick to Evan at the party.
你在派对上对埃文太混♥蛋♥了
Why'd you say all that?
你为啥要那么说？
Because it was true.
因为那是事实
It wasn't your place.
你没资格说
I thought it was.
我觉得我有
Well, I guess I just have to be careful what I tell you from now on.
那我想从现在起我对你说话得小心点了
Guess you do.
我想是的
"Guess you do."
“我想是的”
Sorry.
抱歉
That was childish.
太孩子气了
Hey, Mr. Gardner. Casey's at school.
-嘿加德纳先生 -凯茜上学去了
No, I know. I was actually coming to see you.
不我知道我实际是…来找你的
About what?
做什么？
I just wanted to apologize.
我想来道歉
I... I messed up...
我搞砸了
with the ride along and
陪同出勤那事
Okay.
好的
Well, I just hoping
我只是希望
that you'd give me another chance...
你能再给我一次机会
if that's cool.
如果可以的话
Well, you're not gonna have me sitting around waiting for you again, are you?
你不会让我再白等你一次吧？
No, sir.
不会的先生
You have a decent pair of pants?
你有像样的裤子吗？
Well, yeah, I could get some. Yeah.
-是的我可以去买♥♥ -好的
Are you free Thursday?
你周四有空吗？
Yeah, Thursday, totally free. Yeah.
是的周四没有问题是的
All right, well, I'll see you then. Thursday.
-好吧那就到时见 -周四
Thank you. It's
谢谢真是…
Thank you very much. See you Thurs
非常感谢周四见
He's gonna screw it up. You never know, he might surprise you.
-他会搞砸的 -你不知道他可能会给你惊喜
It's good to give people second chances.
给人第二次机会是好事
He's gonna screwed it up.
他会搞砸的
I don't do well with abstract.
我不擅于应对抽象的东西
Maybe that's why this is hard.
或许这就是难度所在
Or maybe it's just the dumbest assignment of all time.
或者这或许只是史上最蠢的作业
Hey, can you see my nipples through this shirt?
嘿你能透过T恤看到我的乳♥头♥吗？
No.
不能
Yeah, I know.
是的我知道
You know, Gretchen likes what she likes and hates what she hates,
你知道吗格雷琴的喜恶真的很分明
but sometimes I'm just like, "Hey, girl, you're not always right about everything."
但有时我觉得 “嘿妹子你也不是一直什么都对啊”
Do Stumpy's feathers look dull to you?
你觉得胖墩的羽毛太暗了吗？
Look, I'm not one to coent on a penguin's appearance.
我不想评论企鹅的外表
Ugly penguins need love, too, but Stumpy looks good to me.
丑陋的企鹅也需要爱但我觉得胖墩挺好看的
'Sup, chimps? hottie alert! Get in here.
-两位好啊辣妹来袭进来吧
Man, these puffins smell like butt.
老天这些海鸭闻起来好像屁♥股♥
They're not puffins.
它们不是海鸭它们是企鹅
They're penguins, and their odor is completely natural.
它们的气味是完全天然的
Hey, did you know that when Christopher Columbus discovered the penguins,
你们知道在哥伦布发现企鹅时
he wanted to call them turd birds?
他准备把它们叫做粪鸟吗？
That's a true story.
这是真事
For real? Turd birds? h Yeah.
-真的吗？粪鸟？ -是的
No, not for real, none of that is real.
不不是真的完全不是真的
Now, can I please get some peace and quiet while I observe?
能让我安安静静地进行观察吗？
No prob, slob.
没问题老兄
It's time to corn dog and chill anyway.
反正现在也该来根玉米热狗放松一下了
You gotta trust me on this. I know what you're thinking,
这次你得相信我我知道你在想什么
"Aquarium corn dogs? You lost your mind."
“水族馆的玉米热狗？你肯定疯掉了”
But this place has the dopest,
但这地方的玉米热狗
nay, loveliest
是这附近最棒的
corn dogs around.
不是最可爱的
What do you say, bae?
你说呢宝贝？
Okay. Whatever.
好吧随便啦
Yo, Gretchen and I saw all the fish twice,
哟格雷琴和我把所有鱼都看完两遍了
now she's in the gift shop buying us Rastafarian octopus hats.
现在她去礼品店给我们买♥♥ 拉斯特法里章鱼帽去了
How's it going over here?
你这边情况如何？
Okay.
还好
I've been watching Stumpy really closely, and I wrote down her whole schedule.
我非常仔细地观察了胖墩记下了她的全部活动
And her essence needs to be in here somewhere.
她的精髓肯定就在这其中
Rock-solid logic, brother.
无懈可击的逻辑哥们
Thanks. Did you get your corn dog?
谢谢你吃到玉米热狗了吗？
Funny thing.
这事有趣了
Um, we were about to order, and Gretchen convinced me to give up gluten.
就在我们点单之前格雷琴说服我放弃了麸质