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I'm a weirdo. That's what everyone says.
Sometimes, I don't know what people mean when they say things,
and that can make me feel alone
even when there are other people in the room.
And all I can do is sit and twiddle,
which is what I call my self-stimulatory behavior,
when I flick a pencil
against a rubber band at a certain frequency
and think about all the things that I could never do,
like research penguins in Antarctica or have a girlfriend.
I don't know. I'd like to go to Antarctica.
It's quiet there...
except in the rookeries, where the penguins breed.
Those aren't quiet. No, sir.
I'm finished with my answer.
今天就到这里吧 很不错 山姆
Almost done for today. Good session, Sam.
I can see your bra. It's purple.
Um, there was one more thing I wanted to discuss.
And I don't need your answer now,
but I'm asking all my clients if they'd be willing
to donate their brains for research.
Donate my brain?
After you die.
There's such a shortage of brain matter available,
而且 你也知道 这东西又没有替代品
and, you know, there's no substitute for the real thing.
Just think about it.
-好的 -对了 山姆
- Okay. - And, hey, Sam,
what you said earlier about having a girlfriend?
People in the spectrum date, you know?
You can try to find someone, if you wanted to.
- How? - You just have to put yourself out there.
Buses are okay,
but I don't like the feeling of the seat on my back,
so I sit like this.
I don't know how people stand it.
Maybe they've developed
thicker back skin from riding the bus so much.
There's a type of Antarctic cod that has a special protein
in its blood that stops it from freezing.
Antifreeze in fish.
I was just thinking about Antarctic cod.
Antarctica is the most remote continent on the planet.
It has 90% of the world's ice,
but it's considered a desert because the annual rainfall
is only about eight inches.
You wouldn't think it was a desert when you looked at it.
That's why I like it.
It's not what it looks like.
So, I ordered those T-shirts that Sam likes, in bulk...
you know, 100% cotton...
and they switched them to something that they called "Tri-blend."
So I called the company,
and I spoke to this woman named Rizwana.
I think I was speaking with India.
But, anyway, um...
and she found a box of the old ones,
and they sent them free of charge.
They're exactly the right kind.
That is a great story, Mom.
Oh, don't be a dick, honey.
So, Sam, how was your session with Julia today?
She wants me to donate my brain,
but don't worry, it's after I die.
什么 用于研究那种吗 那还挺酷的
What, like, for research? That could be kind of cool.
And the queen has spoken.
Well, it's gross, Casey.
You tell Julia, "Thank you, but no."
- Okay. -You're so easy to boss around.
I don't care what happens to my dead brain.
It's either I give it to Julia, or maggots eat it.
If Mom wants maggots to eat it, fine.
不 不 我不是那个意思
No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.
Kind of is.
I don't care. I'll be dead.
Can we stop talking about you being dead?
You're not going anywhere.
Wow, this chicken's really good, honey.
Thanks. It's a dry rub.
It's a good dry rub.
Julia thinks that I should put myself out there
and find someone to have sex with.
She didn't say the sex part. I added that.
My school is crowded, noisy,
and it smells weird,
but it has one thing going for it:
it has lots of girls.
Well, I think every girl is pretty in her own way,
like a snowflake in a seasonal Antarctic storm.
But girls don't notice me at all.
Banged a veterinarian I met online last night.
She had a pet parrot that repeated everything she said.
"来吧 红糖 来吧 红糖"
"Do me, Brown Sugar! Do me, Brown Sugar!"
Oh, shit. I think she's racist.
What kind of parrot?
Oh, I don't know. The red rainbow one?
That's a scarlet macaw.
do you like dating girls?
当然了 哥们 我喜欢约女生
Yeah, dude. I like dating girls.
What are you doing?
Going online to try and find a girl to date.
That's hilarious. I'll help.
Okay, finish this sentence:
"I spend a lot of time thinking about..."
And, especially, I'll say chinstrap penguins.
They're my favorite bird,
but all four types of Antarctic penguins are good.
Did you know early explorers
thought they were fish and classified them that way?
Not birds, fish.
Okay, I'm gonna put "Sports."
Hey, kids. What you doing?
Casey's helping me sign up for online dating,
but hates all my answers, so she's lying.
You're a little young for that.
You know, I saw an episode on 20/20.
There's actually something called "Catfishing,"
-和钓鱼完全没关系 -你走吧 妈
- and it has nothing to do with fishing. - Bye, Mom.
Do you think we should take another picture with Edison?
I read online that girls love animals.
Maybe like this?
I think this might go quicker if you just leave.
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