辛普森一家
The Simpsons S36E03
Part 2
Nov. 5, 2024, 10:39 a.m.
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都城酒店
好吧
Oh, yes. By all means,
尽管跟那个山寨皮卡丘合影吧
take a picture with that off-brand Pikachu.
多珍贵的留念啊
What a precious keepsake that will be.
都城酒店
我的姨妈们有点不舒服
My aunts are feeling a little under the weather,
她们说我应该跟你们去玩
so they said I should hang out with you.
她们说一个小孩应该整晚
They said a small child should spend the night
和一群无所事事的人
exploring the bohemian demimonde
游荡在波西米亚风月场吗
with a bunch of effete gadabouts?
她们是这么说的
That's what they said.
地铁入口
地铁出口
北霍南戈下约托
《北回归线》
亨利·米勒
丽莎 你觉得怎么样
So, Lisa, what do you think, Lisa?
我觉得我到家了
I think I'm home.
晚上十点半
这里简直是梦想之地
This place is a dream.
每个人都那么酷
Everyone's so cool,
而且艺术都是非具象派的
and the art is all nonrepresentational.
天呐
Oh, my God.
拉尔斯 太棒了
Lars, that is so brilliant.
我真心希望我嫁给了别人
I seriously wish I'd married someone else
这样我就可以和你出轨了
so I could cheat on my husband with you.
现在我们把所有东西送到画廊
Now let's get everything to the gallery.
什么 现在吗
What, now?
没错 我们的群展明天将在
Yup. Our group show opens tomorrow
基于线性即时测试的超越进步主义博物馆开幕
at the Museum of Loft-Based Transgressive Progressivism,
所以我们今晚就得把作品都放过去
so we have to get all our work there tonight.
好了各位 带上画
Okay, everyone, grab a canvas,
雕塑以及表演艺术家
sculpture or performance artist.
拜托 能帮帮我吗
Hey, can I get a little help, please,
非人道卡波特乐队
from The Inhuman Capotes?
作家都是为了钱而讲真话的骗子
Writers are liars who tell the truth for money.
但我是想让你们帮忙搬东西
But I'm asking if you're helping us move.
如果你想在背后捅我一刀
If you're gonna stab me in my back,
不如当面捅我
do it to my face.
别理他 他最糟了
Don't mind him, he's the worst.
我们以前是三人恋
We used to be a throuple.
他特奇葩 我祝他已死
He was incredible. I wish he was dead.
你需要这个
You need one of these.
基于线性即时测试的超越进步主义博物馆
丽莎 你真招人喜欢
Lisa, you're a dear and a doll,
酷爱牌耶稣饮料 你竟然一滴都没洒出来
and you carried Kool-Aid Jesus without spilling a drop.
天啊 这么晚了
Oh, my god, it's so late.
我该回帕蒂和塞尔玛姨妈那了
I really should get back to Patty and Selma.
但是亲爱的 夜晚才刚刚开始
But, darling, the night is just beginning.
这是你的时刻
This is your moment.
而且我们要去看一场凌晨1点开始的
And we have tickets to see an avant-garde play
先锋戏剧
that starts at 1:00 a.m.
好吧 我也不想吵醒姨妈们
Well, I would hate to wake up my aunties.
凌晨一点
我爱死艺术了 我爱死这座城市了
God, I love art. And I love this city.
朋克 诗人 疯子 独角戏演员
Punks, poets, madmen, monologists.
隐秘之宅公♥寓♥
丘督学
Superintendent Chalmers?
我嘞个豆嘞个我
Sweet vermouth in a snifter.
丽莎·辛普森
Lisa Simpson.
隐秘之宅公♥寓♥
盖瑞 搞快点 带着鲁宾汉堡上来
Hey, Gary. Hurry up here with them Reuben sammies.
我们还有一整晚要忙活呢
You and me got a long night of doinking ahead of us.
我们要组织员工培训 -我懂
Uh, we're putting on a staff excursion, and, uh... - Of course.
隐秘之宅公♥寓♥
继续教育... -不用多解释
Continuing education is, uh... - No need to explain.
我明白 -终身学习很重要
Makes perfect sense. - ...A life-long learning endeavor.
听起来太有意思了
Oh, that's interesting.
丽莎 我们要迟到了
Lisa, we're running late.
别和那位秃头帅哥搭话了
Stop talking to that balding stallion.
隐秘之宅公♥寓♥
我算不上什么帅哥 但是...行吧
I don't know about stallion, but... Yes.
《大蟑螂》
一部对卡夫卡《变形记》的再创作
太感人了
This is so moving.
可怜的男人变成了一只蟑螂
That poor man has been transformed into a cockroach.
那是他冷酷无情的父亲
And there's his unfeeling father.
不许碰他
Leave him alone!
是谁打断了我的演出
Who just interrupted my play?
你怎敢亵渎
How dare you desecrate the hallowed boards
从斗鸡场辛苦改建成的神圣舞台
of this converted rooster-fighting arena?
你是普利策奖得主剧作家崔西·莱茨
Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Tracy Letts?
这是你写的剧本吗
You wrote this?
我还饰演了第三幕里
And I play the enormous shoe
踩死蟑螂的那只巨型鞋子
that steps on the cockroach in act three.
那是双有身世的乐福鞋
It's a loafer with a backstory.
但这下观众们是看不着了
Not that they'll ever get to see it now!
抱歉我... - 打断了演出
I'm sorry I... - Interrupted?
小姑娘 这戏已经演了一年多了
Young lady, this play has run for over a year,
而你是第一个勇于站出来
and you're the very first person to interfere
挽救那只蟑螂的人
and save the cockroach,
证明了你是我见过的最敏感
proving you're one of the most sensitive
最有艺术天赋的人之一
and artistically attuned people i've ever met.
给她鼓个掌吧
Give her a round of applause.
我拿两个托尼奖杯命令你们
My two Tony Awards command you!
凌晨两点
这孩子真是了不起
This kid is incredible.
她让我对下一代自视甚高的
She gives me hope for the next generation
自大狂们重新燃起了希望
of self-important know-it-alls.
她确实是个天赋异禀的年轻人
Yes, she's truly a special young person,
浑身散发着早慧的气质
just brimming with precocity.
我觉得她很适合去上
In fact, I was thinking she might be a good fit
霍勒斯·弗里克学院
for the Horace Frick Academy.
HFA
HFA?
那是我从没敢让自己有过一丝希望
That's the school I would never dream of letting myself hope
去想象有朝一日能上的学校
that I could aspire to imagine going there.
丽莎 我是董事会成员之一
Well, Lisa, I'm on the board of trustees.
冲 背帆布包战队
Go Fighting Tote Bags!
我应该可以给你一个保送名额
And I think I might just be able to guarantee you a place.
什么时候入学 -下个月
When would I start? - Next month.
学费是多少呢
And what does it cost?
八万四千刀
$84,000 a year.
我怎么可能负得起呢
But how would I ever pay for that?
关我屁事
Not my problem!
失陪一下
Now, if you'll excuse me,
我刚突然想到一个超牛的本子
I just thought of an awesome play,
得立刻把它转文字进手♥机♥里
and I have to go scream it into my phone.
幕起于戴宝氏 [美国连锁街机游戏厅餐厅]
Curtain rises on Dave & Buster's.
所有人都死了
Everyone is dead.
好想去这所学校
Oh, I would love to attend that school.
但我家长可没有这么一大笔钱
But my mom and dad don't have that kind of money.
太糟糕了 不过等等
Oh, that's so terrible. Wait just a moment.
我认识一位有钱的慈善家
I know a wealthy benefactress
也许能够帮你
who might be able to help you.
蕾西·范·阿斯特
Lacey Van Aster.
她有点不寻常
She's a little eccentric.
但我觉得她会喜欢你的
But something tells me she'd adore you,
就像我们喜欢你一样
just like we adore you.
理解错了哈
I misread this.
前往禁地
To the forbidden zone.
上东区
The Upper East Side.
上东区
势力街
真的很晚了
It's really late.
你确定她还醒着吗
Are you sure she's up?
当然了 人尽皆知她是个夜猫子
Oh, yes, she's a well-known night owl.
兼飙车党
And a bit of a speed freak.
轰隆轰隆
Vroom, vroom.
泰迪·罗斯福 富兰克林·罗斯福
Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt,
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