邻家心理医生（2021）

The Shrink Next Door S01E01

Part 2 Nov. 13, 2021, 11:38 a.m.

Bruce, can you take over? Just try to get 'em to smile.
这种人♥质♥活着的证据的风格不太对
I mean, this hostage proof-of-life energy is not working for me.
我会尽力的
I'll do my best.
让我瞧瞧你订的是
Let's see, you ordered
棉天鹅绒横拉窗帘
the traveler curtain in cotton velvet velour.
-对加蝴蝶褶 -是
-I did. With butterfly pleats. -Yes.
你能看到这有上下方向的纹路和哑光面的布料
And as you can see it has the directional pile and the matte finish.
这是普契尼粉吗看起来很暗
Is that Puccini? It seems dark.
不这就是普契尼粉色在室内光下看起来有点暗
No, it's regular Puccini. I mean, in this light it may look a little darker.
-我不… -我们为你准备了
-I don't-- -So we got you
鲨鱼牙形稀松纱帘和两副侧幔
the sharkstooth gauze and two legs.
我想看看侧幔
Let me see the legs.
那是什么东西
What's that supposed to be?
这是黑色的丝绒侧幔
It's a velour leg in black.
我说的是背面那个
On the back.
这是窗帘衬里
It's curtain lining.
为什么
Why?
这样可以完全遮光
It gives maximum opacity.
我没有订窗帘衬里
I didn't order a curtain lining.
这是我们推荐的
Well, we just recommend that,
对于新的窗帘这样是一套完整的窗帘
you know, for new drapes, to-- to finish the drapes,
有了窗帘衬里可以延长使用寿命
so you have your curtain lining to, you know, extend the life span.
你是聋了吗我没有要求这个
Are you deaf? I didn't ask for it.
听着我们没有不配窗帘衬里的
Look, we-- we don't make it without the curtain lining.
-是我不奇怪 -我的意思是
-Oh, I bet you don't. -I mean,
-因为这样可以减少磨损 -因为这样价钱更高
-because it saves on wear and tear. -Because you can charge more.
-听着 -不你听着
-Listen. -No, you listen.
你父亲管事的时候可没有这些麻烦
I didn't have to put up with this nonsense when your father was in charge.
我只是想努力做得更好
I'm just trying to do what's best.
我来这里已经有34年
Thirty-four years I've been coming here.
-我们很珍惜与你的业务 -杰洛米在哪
-And we appreciate the business. -Where's Jerome?
-我叔叔已经不在这里工作了 -为什么
-My uncle doesn't work here anymore. -Why not?
因为…情况复杂
Because it's-- it's-- it's complicated.
我想和杰洛米谈
I want to speak to Jerome.
你能稍等片刻吗
Can you just hold on for one second?
艾博曼先生
Mr. Abelman!
嗨你好吗
Hi, how are you?
我和杰洛米谈之前不会出一分钱的
I'm not paying a cent until I've spoken to Jerome.
我明白
I see.
你能给我一点时间吗
Could you give me one second, please?
马蒂你在做什么
Marty, what are you doing?
你得立即出去
Now, you need to come out right now.
马蒂别这样马蒂放下
Marty, stop it. Marty, put it down.
停下
Stop it.
你是惊恐症发作吗
You're having a panic attack?
你是怎么了
What is the matter with you?
你是…你在怕什么
What are you-- What are you afraid of?
他只是个脾气暴躁的《塔木德经》老教师从30岁起就长耳朵毛了
He's just a grouchy old Talmud teacher who's had ear hair since he was 30.
你为什么这么害怕
What are you so scared about?
马蒂看着我现在是你做主你是老板
Marty, look at me. You're in charge now. You're the boss.
老板不会咬布料马蒂
Bosses don't chew the fabric, Marty.
怎么了马蒂你要晕倒了吗
What's the matter? Marty, are you fainting?
起来快起来别这样
Get up. No, get up now. Stop it.
你得出去你必须…
You gotta get out there. You gotta…
别这样马蒂起来
Stop it! Marty, get up.
你是在逗我吗
Are you kidding me right now?
真该死马蒂
Goddamn it, Marty!
不好意思马蒂正在开重要会议
I'm sorry, Marty is in a very important meeting right now.
在幕帘后开会
Behind the curtain?
对在幕帘后有什么我能帮忙的吗
Yes, behind the curtain. How can I help?
他在我的窗帘侧幔上加了衬里我没有要求加
He put a lining on my curtain leg. I didn't ask for it.
如果你们不把衬里的价格从发♥票♥上移除我会找另一家
And if you don't take it off the invoice, I'll take my business elsewhere.
你离开我们会很难过
Well, we'll certainly be sad to see you go.
你们的父亲不会开心的
Your father would not be happy.
对
No, true.
但话说回来他生前从没开心过所以…
But then again, he never was, so…
拜拜艾博曼先生
Bye, Mr. Abelman.
走吧
Come on.
过来
Come here.
唉马蒂
Oh, Marty.
瞧瞧你
Look at you.
你是一个紧紧地倚着墙的成年人
You're a grown man smooshed against the wall,
藏在自己办公室的幕帘后面
hiding behind a wall of curtains in your own office.
我必须…离开现场
I-- I had to get out of there.
你需要心理帮助马蒂
You need help, Marty.
你应该去看赫什科夫医生
You gotta see Dr. Herschkopf.
嘿只尝试一次
Hey, just one time.
我不要求别的
That's all I'm asking.
你是马蒂
Are you Marty?
欢迎见到你很高兴来吧
Welcome. Good to see you. Come.
那么你是为了什么而来
So, what brings you here?
不知道
I don't know.
我是说怪就怪在这
I mean, that's the crazy thing.
我其实…没事
I-- I'm fine.
一切都很好这太傻了
Everything's fine. It's so silly.
是
Yeah.
菲丽斯逼我来的这是真正的原因
Phyllis made me come. That's the real reason.
菲丽斯
Phyllis?
我妹妹
My sister.
她一定很会说服人
She must be very persuasive.
这个嘛…
Well…
所以为什么菲丽斯认为你需要来
So why does Phyllis think you need to come?
-什么 -为什么菲丽斯认为你需要来
-Come again? -Why does Phyllis think you need to come?
我完全不懂太可笑了
I literally have no idea. It's ridiculous.
我猜都猜不出来
If I had to guess, I couldn't.
一切都很好我没有任何问题
Everything's great. I don't have any problems.
我很好
I mean, I'm good.
心如止水
I'm like a cool breeze.
很少听人用这个词形容
Don't hear that very often.
这就是我的状态
Well, that's my story.
我觉得很过意不去感觉在浪费你的时间
I feel bad. I feel like this is a waste of your time.
对不起
I'm sorry.
我得走了
I'm gonna go.
听着先听我说
Well, look. Hey.
什么
Huh?
来都来了
You're here.
不如就留下吧
Might as well stay.
以后菲丽斯就不会烦你了对吧
Just to keep Phyllis quiet, right?
那倒是
True.
真有趣请坐
So funny. Have a seat.
请放松
Relax.
没事我们随便聊聊
It's okay. We can just shoot the breeze.
-好的 -好的
-Okay. -Okay.
有什么是你特别想聊的吗
Is there any particular breeze you'd like to shoot?
好吧
All right.
不如你和我说说你的情况吧
Well, why don't you tell me about yourself?
没什么好说的
Well, not much to say.
在纽约出生在纽约生活
You know, born in New York. Live in New York.
工作很棒生活很棒
Great job. Great life.
你懂吗没什么可说
You know? Nothing to say.
你真的很不想来对吧
You really don't wanna be here, do you?
-这…听… -这样好了
-Well, look-- -You know what?
我认为你是对的
I think you're right.
今天阳光灿烂不如我们去外面走走
It's a beautiful day out. Why don't we take a walk?
散步
A walk?
对
Yeah.
-一起 -当然有何不可
-Together? -Sure. Why not?
和我聊聊你的美好生活吧我很羡慕
So, tell me about your great life. I'm envious.
没什么可说
Nothing really to tell.
我爱我的工作
I love my job.
我经营一家布料公♥司♥