邻家心理医生（2021）

The Shrink Next Door S01E03

Part 6 Nov. 13, 2021, 11:38 a.m.

等等又有一根蜡烛
Wait, now there's another candle coming.
是…
Yeah. Yeah.
好吧三根蜡烛台上有三根蜡烛
Okay, now there's three candles. Three real candles up there.
现在有三个了
Now there's-- Yeah, now there's three of them.
离纱帘有点太近了
A little too close to the gauze for my liking.
-对希望他们走下台 -对
-Yeah, I wish they would come downstage. -Right.
-如果他们下台那… -那会好一点
-If they traveled downstage, then-- -It'd be better.
再来一个
Just one more
这是什…
What are--
我应该把他放下吗
Should I bring him down?
天啊好多蜡烛
Geez, that's a lot of candles.
这不符合历史
I mean, this is not period accurate.
当时没有蜡烛
They didn't have candles back then.
天啊那是什么火炬
Oh, God. What is that, a torch?
我从未想到自己会是这个下场
I never thought I'd come to this
那是真的火还是舞台道具火
Is that real fire, or is it stage fire?
什么叫舞台道具火
What the fuck is stage fire?
-类似夏威夷式宴会的火 -或3K党聚会的火
-It's like a luau. -Or a Klan rally.
耶稣的身体好灵活
Jesus is so flexible.
你闻到烟味了吗
Do you smell smoke?
-是 -我闻到烟味了
-Yes. -I smell smoke.
还有人吗你闻到烟味没
Does anyone else? Do you smell smoke?
没有
No?
天啊别跑拜托
Oh, God. Don't run! Please.
我要吐了
I think I'm gonna be sick.
我们几分钟后就会陷入火海
We're gonna be up in flames in about ten min--
必须拉火警铃
Someone's gotta pull the fire alarm.
-对去吧 -我要去拉火警铃
-Yep. Go do it. -I'm gonna go pull the fire alarm.
-去拉火警铃吧 -我如此爱他
-Go pull-- Go pull the alarm. -I love him so
-去拉吧 -我要去拉火警铃
-Pull it. -I'm gonna go pull the fire alarm.
说去就去
I'm just gonna do it.
好的…
Okay. Okay. Okay.
嗨你好唐
Hey. Hiya, Don.
-马蒂在吗 -他出门了
-Is Marty around? -Yeah, he's actually out.
-出门 -他不久前出门了
-Out? -He went out a while ago.
好的他一定很快回来我上去等他
Okay. Well, he'll be back soon. I'll just go wait for him.
-没问题去吧 -好
-Sure. Head up there. -Okay.
（我在马蒂的成人礼上跳嗨了）
（演出海报耶稣基♥督♥超级明星）
有两个人夸了背景布
Two different people complimented the backdrop.
两个
Two?
天啊美梦成真
Oh, my gosh. It's like a dream.
背景布很美
It was a great backdrop.
你的客户会越来越多的相信我
You're getting more clients, trust me.
天啊一号♥警报
Oh, my God. Code red.
那是劳尔朱利亚吗
Is that Raul Julia over there?
5点钟方向
Five o'clock.
好像是
I think it is.
艾克我有点累我们回家吧
Ike, I'm kind of tired. Should we go home?
回家什么…这可是首演之夜
Home? What-- It's opening night.
你丈夫是百老汇之王夜晚才刚开始
Your husband's the king of Broadway. The night is still young.
那绝对是劳尔朱利亚
That is definitely Raul Julia.
好吧我打个德士你们俩好好玩
Okay. Well, I'll get a cab, and you boys stay out and have fun.
这是你们应得的
You've earned it.
好的
All right.
-干得好 -谢谢你邦妮晚安
-Great job. -Thanks, Bonnie. Good night.
-马蒂 -什么
-Marty. -What?
帮我照张相但是要把劳尔照进去
Take my picture, but angle it so Raul's in it.
好的
Okay.
向右挪一步
One step to the right.
是
Yeah.
挪一小步
Baby step, there.
对很好
Yeah. Good, good.
-拍到了吗 -绝对的
-Did you get it? -Oh, I got it.
是吗
Yeah?
-完美 -多么美好的一晚
-Perfect. -What a night.
-棒极了 -瞧放手一搏的回报
-Amazing. -See what happens when you reach?
你很棒马蒂
Well done, Marty.
不这都靠你
No. I mean, this is all because of you.
不…别转移话题
No, no, no, no, no. Don't you dare deflect.
你应该为自己感到自豪我为你自豪
You should be proud of yourself. I'm proud of you.
我怎么感谢你都不够
I mean, I'll never be able to thank you enough.
不
No.
除非
Unless…
你会考虑来AFC工作吗
Would you ever consider coming to work at AFC?
当全职的咨♥询♥师
You know, like as a full-time consultant?
你是认真的吗
Are you serious?
是如果不是因为你我不会有今天
Yes. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.
看我们共同努力的结果
Look what we can achieve together.
我得想想好的
Well, let me think-- Okay.
我以为你会拒绝
I thought you were gonna say no.
不我觉得这很棒
No, I think it's a wonderful-- It's wonderful.
好的
All right.
哇
Wow.
-我是说 -多美好的一晚
-I mean-- -What a night.
-越来越好 -越来越好
-It gets better and better and better. -And better.
我发誓我看见丹尼尔J.特拉万迪在吧台那边
I swear I saw Daniel J. Travanti at the bar.
-《希尔街》 -《希尔街》
-Hill Street? -Hill Street.
走我们拍张有他的照片
Let's go. We'll get a picture with him.
有人吗
Hello?
该死…
Shit. Shit.
（这样算是越界了吗）
老天
God.
-喂 -艾克医生是马蒂
-Hello? -Dr. Ike, it's Marty.
我遇到紧急情况
I'm having an emergency.
天啊伙计现在是凌晨2点
Oh, my-- Buddy, it's 2:00 a.m., all right?
-我们下次咨♥询♥再谈 -等等我被入室盗窃了
-We'll talk in our next session. -Wait. I've been robbed.
是菲丽斯
By Phyllis.
什么
What?
她偷了什么
What did she steal?
珠宝
The jewelry.
我父母留给我们的珠宝
Well, my parents' jewelry that we inherited.
我不知道有多少大概…
I don't know how much. Probably…
价值50万美元吧
Probably half a million worth.
喂
Hello?
喂
Hello?
我们明天要见面进行紧急咨♥询♥
We need to meet tomorrow for an emergency session.
-我们必须进行完整的估算 -不…
-We need a full estimate. -No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
不我不行我得去汉普顿的别♥墅♥
No, I can't. I have to go out to the Hamptons house.
那里有很多家传物品也许菲丽斯此刻正在偷
There's a bunch of heirlooms there that Phyllis could be stealing as we speak.
当然还有苏黎世的账户还有…
And the Zurich accounts too, of course. And the--
债券天啊
And the bonds. Oh, my God.
我要昏倒了
I feel like I could faint.
警♥察♥说他们明天出警
The cops said that they would go tomorrow.
-但那可能就来不及了 -马蒂别说了
-But that could be too late. -Marty, stop.
你要保护自己的财物
You need to protect your valuables.
风险太大了
There's too much at stake.
你必须现在就去汉普顿的别♥墅♥
You need to go out to the Hamptons house now.
我陪你去
I'll go with you.
你愿意这么做
You will?
是我愿意
Yes, I will.
别担心我就陪在你身旁
Don't worry. I'll be right by your side.
好的
Okay, okay.
谢谢
Thank you.
她的车不在这是个好迹象
Her car's not here. That's a good sign.
你是在这长大的
You grew up here?
这是避暑别♥墅♥
It's a summer house.
我去楼上看看
I'm gonna go check upstairs.
好的似乎一切无恙但愿如此
Okay, everything seems to be okay. Knock on wood.
我得去检查保险箱
Just gotta go check the safe.
她没来
She didn't come.
没事