又见彩虹（2013）

The Michael J. Fox Show S01E12

Part 3 June 30, 2021, 4:21 p.m.

时候到了我们皆是独身而去的
When it comes down to it, we all die alone.
谁还想要虾 Garsone
Who wants shrimp? Garsone?
当时我满脑子想得都是"这用法也太多"
And all this time I thought it was "All intensive purposes."
没错 - 我可真笨
Hmm. - What a rube.
我很高兴可以帮你理清这些
Well, I'm glad I could clear that up for you.
我都不知道你这么在乎语法
I didn't know that you cared so much about grammar.
没错我想在高考中取的好成绩嘛
Yeah, well, I just want to do good on my SATs.
天啦
Oh, god.
我得赶紧回去
I-I got to get back out there.
等等 - 什么
Hang on. - What?
我已经用尽了所有平时可以分我妈心的法子
I'd run through all the things that usually distract Mom.
我现在只能自♥由♥发挥了
I was going to have to start free-styling.
我想说的是普♥京♥(俄总统)若不是好人的话
All I'm saying is, Putin wouldn't be President
他就不会成为总统
if he weren't a good guy.
有没有超级经期这种东西
Is there such a thing as a super period?
如果你仔细想想 guac的发音听起来来确实有点种族歧视
If you think about it, guac really does sound like a racial slur.
鼻子眉毛还有着下巴上都上了环
Pierced nose, eyebrow, or, uh, this chin meat down here?
你可不许去打洞上环
You're not piercing anything.
现在我想回去讨论
Now I want to circle back
那个所谓的"超级经期"
around to this whole "Super period" Issue.
规则十分简单
The rules are simple.
一个人钻进这个塞满枕头的睡袋里
One person gets in a sleeping bag filled with pillows,
其他人要使出吃奶的劲去打他让他感觉到
and the others hit him harder and harder until he can feel it.
这游戏叫"你能感觉到么"
It's called "Can you feel it?"
我真想花上一整晚去挽救
Did I really want to spend my entire night
Graham的蠢派对么
saving Graham's slumber party?
不但这并不关乎我
No. But this wasn't about me.
我先来 - 我不介意先进去
I'll go first. - I don't mind getting in there.
我一只脚已经踏进去了小兄弟
Oh, my leg's already in there, buddy.
接下来我只要稍微向下调整下
Well, I just got to adjust this thing down here together.
哇哦
Whoa! Oh!
我知道这只是首歌♥ 但是它引发了我们的思考
And I know it's just a song, but it raises an important question,
谁让狗出来的呢 - 我好吧
"Who did let the dogs out?" - I... okay.
我想我知道你在说什么了
I-I guess I can hear what you're saying.
我只是不明白为什么我们要讨论这个
I just... why are we talking about this?
什么声音
What was that?
嗨
Hey!
耶 - 我还没准备好呢
Yeah! - Hey, I'm not up yet.
这可真有意思 - 说真的
This is pretty fun! - Hey, seriously!
我还没把毯子塞进来呢
I didn't put the blankets in yet.
我在这呆太久了
I have been in here forever.
简直疯了 - 等等
This is crazy! - Wait!
我觉得我这周末会发生性关系
I'm thinking of having sex this weekend.
哇哦 - 最后一件事是真的
Whoa. - That last thing was actually true.
所以我代表大伙 Harris Courtney Wright
So on behalf of all of us, Harris Courtney Wright,
欢迎加入婚姻俱乐部
welcome to the club of marriage.
你的人生现在才真正开始 - 来吧
Your life begins now. - Here, here!
来吧 - 干杯
That's right. - Cheers!
等等 Harris的人生早就开始了
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Harris' life began a long time ago.
事实上这杯酒要敬他从前的生活
In fact, here's a toast to Harris' old life.
毫无牵绊展现自我
Nothing to tie him down, tivo full of his own shows,
活出了精彩纷呈的人生色彩
fridge full of every kind of mustard you can think of.
法国第戎芥末就是他
Bourbon Dijon. That's one.
好了 Mike - 如果Pam和他最终分手了
All right, Mike. - And if Pam were to fall out of the picture,
也许原因就是她那开放的性观点
maybe due to her open-minded attitudes about sex,
总之我相信Harris也会很好的
well, I think Harris would still do fine.
别吓他好么 Mike
Hey! Don't scare him, Mike!
听着朋友来来去去只有妻子
Look, friends come and go, but your wife is the only one
不离不弃 - 正是我想说的
who is there for you always. - Exactly my point.
妻子总会有的总会的
She'll always be there. Always.
我不知道要是没有Tia我会怎样
You know, I don't know what I would do without Tia.
是她告诉我我需倾听的一切
You know, she tells me what I need to hear,
而不是我想听的 - 还不停地差遣你做这做那
not what I want to hear. - What about the endless errands,
情绪变化无常又黏人 - 你在说谁呢 Annie吗
the emotional clinginess? - What are you talking about? Annie?
Mike 你老婆多好啊整一个女汉子似的
Mike, your wife is so chill, she's practically a guy.
关上门她就很女人了
Until the doors close, and then she's all woman.
而且展现的都是女人不好的一面
And not in a good way, either.
老实说如果重新让我选择
In fact, if I had it all to do over again...
够了 Mike 歇停会吧
Now, Mike, just stop.
这些祝贺词我已经听够了
I think I've heard enough toasts for now.
知道吗是Tia帮我戒掉了网购
You know, Tia's the one who got me off online shopping.
她拿块镜子给我照我看到了很不喜欢的东西
She put that mirror up, and I didn't like what I saw.
我爱她爱到 - 噢 Ted 歇停会吧
And I just love her so... - Oh Ted, give it a rest.
我不知道说什么好性♥爱♥是件大事
I don't even know what to say. Sex is a big deal.
我怎么会把自己套进来了呢
How had I gotten myself into this?
我原本有着天衣无缝的计划不知怎的她引我说了这个
I had a flawless plan, and somehow she turned it on me.
让我有种自己并没有想象中聪明的感觉
It's almost as if I'm not actually as smart as I think I am.
不不是这样的
No, that's not it.
这样吧忘了那句话
You know what? Let's just forget about that.
我开玩笑的
I was just kidding.
看吧逮到你了瞧你表情
Got you good! You should see your face.
说真的你们到了哪种程度了
Seriously, what have you guys done so far?
赤道以南吗 - 够了
We talkin' South of the equator? - Okay!
到极点了吗 - 呃我们不如
Top stuff? - Uh... let's...
不如很晚了
let's... it's getting late.
不如去看看派对开得如何 - 不用了我想没什么事的
Let's go check on that party. - Oh, no. I'm sure they're fine.
Ian 会安排得很妥当的
Ian's got it under control.
噢够了啊
Ow! No more! Ah!
嘿我又找到个球棒
Hey, I found another bat!
别别别这不是塑料球球棒啊
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! That's not a wiffle!
不是塑料球球棒啊 - 啊
Not a wiffle! - Ahhh!
你说有个金发女郎带走了我的豪华轿车是什么意思
What do you mean some blonde woman took my limo?
好吧我和她谈谈 - 嘿 Harris
Well, let me talk to her. - Hey, Harris!
Leigh 你带走了我的车吗 - 借用一下
Leigh! You took my limo? - Borrowed.
准确来说我还要用个半小时
And technically I was supposed to have another hour and a half.
你这么快就要用车吗
Why do you need it back so soon?
哎派对糟透了
Well, this party's a disaster.
Mike虚构了个我的未婚妻然后让大家都过来了
Mike invented a fake fiancee to get my friends to come out.
Mike的主意吗 - 听起来还不错吧
Mike thought of that? - It may sound like a good idea,
可惜他们都在数落我的单身生活
but all they're doing is ragging on my single life.
呃已婚人士最讨厌了
Uck! Married people are the worst.
听着 Harris 坚持住好吗
Listen, Harris, hang in there, okay?
轿车的事 - 给你五分钟
And about the limo... - You got five minutes.
好吧
Got it.
Harris 你在这呢
Harris, there you are.
嘿 - 听着真心抱歉伙计把这搞砸了
Hey. - Listen, I'm sorry, man. I screwed up.
我以为他们是来庆祝的
I thought the guys would come out just for the award,
谁知 - 没事没什么的
but they... - No, it's all right.
你也是一番好意
You were just trying to do something nice.
往好处想我起码知道了我的朋友们
On the bright side, now I know what my friends
是怎么看我的 - 嘿别这样嘛
really think of me. - Nah, come on.
那才不是他们对你的看法
That's not what they think of you.
就是的也许他们也没说错
No, it is. Maybe they're right.
今晚我又要孤零零地回家了
At the end of the day, I got nobody to come home to.
其实你走的这条路大家都很羡慕
You chose a path that a lot of guys would envy.
呃也许某天你又会选择另外的路
And... and maybe one day, you'll choose another path.
可与此同时代表你有选择权啊
But, in the meantime, it's not like you don't have options.
是吗
You think so?
当然那边那个可爱的女侍应
Yeah, like the cute waitress over there that's been
整晚都在对你笑 - 噢好吧
smiling at you all night. - Oh. Okay.
你知道吗我喜欢有选择权
You know what? I like those options.
如果成事了别告诉Pam啊
But if this works out, don't tell Pam.
绝对闭口不谈
I already didn't tell her.
说是这么说可周末快到了
It seemed like a good idea, but now that the weekend's here,
我也不很确定 - 我很高兴
I'm not so sure. - I'm glad that you and I are
我们亲密到可以谈论你的性行为
close enough that we can talk about your sexuality.
噢别说这样的话 - 好吧我就是
Oh, please don't say that. - Okay, it's just...
你和男朋友遇到问题来跟我诉说
I'm relieved that you feel that you can come to me
我觉得很宽慰
when you're having problems with a lover.
这更恶心了 - 对不起
That's worse! - I'm sorry!