金色年代

The Goldbergs S07E20

Part 2 June 24, 2020, 3:11 p.m.

Vic, come on.
不好意思
I'm sorry,
我可不会成为这个人的小把戏的牺牲品
but I will not fall victim to this man's shenanigans.
你看过他的广♥告♥吗
Have you seen his commercials?
我不会信任一个扮成床垫的人
I can't trust a man who dresses like a mattress.
你看到我的广♥告♥了
Oh, you saw my spots?
那对情侣躺到我身上时会不会很诡异
Listen, does it look weird when that couple's lying on top of me?
不会符合前后文
No. Narratively, it worked fine.
我只是不喜欢装扮
I'm responding to the costume.
我们到底在说些什么
What are we talking about here?
我们在说你我老婆们
We're talking about you, me, and our wives
一起吃晚餐你怎么想
having dinner together. What do you say?
我的想法是我做点什么不好
I say I've never wanted to do anything less.
那我别无选择只好买♥♥走这两把椅子
Then I don't have any choice but to purchase these two chairs.
我们坐着的椅子
Our sitting chairs?!
好吧
Fine.
只要你能不再纠缠我去跟你吃晚餐
If it makes this end, I'll have dinner with you,
但我会吃得很快
but I'm eating quick.
吃饭还能慢慢吃吗
Is there any other way?
我们要去乐蓓芬
We're going to Le Bec-Fin.
是法国餐厅
It's French.
苍天大地啊
Holy moly!
那里被称为全美最好的餐厅
It's also considered the best restaurant in America.
迪克·卡维特在那吃过饭
Dick Cavett ate there.
我们也会去这周六晚上
Well, so are we, this Saturday night.
告诉你妻子
Tell your wife.
她肯定听说过
She'll have heard of it.
我才不信
I doubt it.
乐蓓他♥娘♥的♥芬啊
Le Bec xxxxxxx Fin?!
你激动什么
What are you so excited about?
我以为你讨厌富美家王和富美家王后
I thought you hated Formica Mike and his Formica wife.
是讨厌他们是傲慢的垃圾
I do. They're snooty garbage
特别喜欢对我们炫富
that rub their obscene wealth in our faces.
但是乐蓓芬啊
But Le Bec-Fin?!
他们会给你到一点点红酒先让你品酒
They pour you that little bit of wine for you to taste,
你尝过后要哼哼一声
and you taste it and you go, "Mmm,"
但谁会品红酒啊
but you don't know.
你难道一点不好奇
Aren't you at least curious
这些人为什么要请我们吃晚餐
as to why these people want to take us out to dinner?
不好奇
Nope.
乐蓓芬啊
Le Bec-Fin!
我要买♥♥新裙子帽子
I'm gonna buy a new dress, hat,
还有过手肘的歌♥剧手套
and over-the-elbow opera gloves!
歌♥剧手套刷碗手套不行吗
Opera gloves? What's wrong with these sink gloves?
见鬼了默里乐蓓芬啊
Damn it, Murray! Le Bec-Fin!
真希望我妈还活着好让她看看我成功了
I wish my mom were alive so I could show her I'd made it.
正当我爸因为要共进晚餐而抱怨时
As my dad was grumbling about dinner companions,
我正在寻找新的音乐剧搭档
I was looking for a new musical partner.
我们要做什么来着
So, what are we doing, again?
爱丽卡不理我了
Erica ditched me,
我得写完一部极好的音乐剧
and I gotta finish a rousing musical
合并六条故事线
that ties six story lines together
明天让观众们落泪
and makes the audience weep by tomorrow.
这是我目前的成品
Here's what I got so far.
这几个音阶不是
Are those the opening bars
《你可以叫我艾尔》的开头吗
to "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon?
我就知道听起来很耳熟
I knew it sounded familiar!
这部剧是讲什么的来着
What's this play about, again?
在这个场景里小花菲尔
Well, in this scene, Phil the Flower
学到了朋友才是生活中真正的土壤
learns his friends are the real soil in his life.
或许这样能行
Maybe this will do the trick.
你能演奏得更像整个管弦乐团吗
Can you make it sound more like a full orchestra?
我可以发出一些微微震动的声音
I can kind of make a shimmer sound.
糟糕爱丽卡为什么要这么坑我
Balls! Why would Erica screw me like this?
好几个热爱戏剧的小孩指望着我呢
A handful of drama kids are counting on me.
-我愿意帮忙 -没人请你帮忙
- I'll do it. - No one's asking you.
你能带什么好东西上桌
And what could you possibly bring to the table?
我会把一切带上桌
Oh, I bring everything to the table --
椅子餐垫餐巾环
chairs, place mats, napkin rings,
装饰品蜡烛我的手肘
decorative centerpieces, candles, my elbows.
别再细数能实际带上桌的东西了
Stop naming things that go on a table!
我需要音乐和歌♥词
I need music and lyrics.
没问题
Done and done.
我会给你写出人类史上最棒的饶舌
I'll write you the greatest rap known to man,
你可以浪费在懒散的高中戏剧里
and you can waste it on your lazy high school play.
不必了
Pass!
我不需要你突然冒出来
I don't need you showing up out of nowhere,
吃着糖果
sucking on a treat,
巧妙地介入我的生活
and insinuating yourself into my life!
你会回来的他们都回来找我了
You'll be back. They all come back.
除了那些没有回来找我的人
Except for all the ones who never come back.
你的决定是对的
You did the right thing.
你哥根本不懂音乐
Your brother is no friend to music.
再说假如我让他毁了我们的音乐剧
Plus, there's nothing Erica would hate more
肯定会让爱丽卡厌恶到极致
than if I let him ruin our musical.
-等一下 -别说"等一下"
- Hold on! - Don't say "Hold on."
你们家的人
Nothing good ever happens
一说"等一下"准没好事
when people in your family say "Hold on"!
假如我让巴瑞毁了我们的音乐剧
If I let Barry ruin our musical,
爱丽卡就不得不干预修改了
Erica will have to step in and fix it.
好牵强肯定会反咬你一口
That's a huge leap, and it will most certainly backfire.
不可能金戴夫
Not a chance, Dave Kim.
你可以走了请把这钢琴内脏也带走
You can go. And please take your piano guts with you.
你知道把它搬下楼用了多久吗
Do you know how long it took to get this thing down the stairs?
你这朋友真不怎么样
You're not a good friend!
你可以加入
You're in!
太好了有什么创作限制吗
Yes! What are my parameters?
没有尽情撒野
None. Go wild.
-能尽情狂野吗 -有区别吗
- Buck wild? - ?What's the difference?
这样吧给我惊喜
You know what? Surprise me.
好决定你刚刚成为了百万富翁
Good decision. You just became a millionaire.
我不懂怎么就富了但随便吧
I don't see how, but sure.
正当我征用巴瑞的帮助时
While I enlisted Barry's help,
我爸妈回应了跟国王王后共进晚餐的事
my mom and dad reported for dinner with the King and Queen.
乐蓓芬啊
Le Bec-Fin!
真不敢相信我们来了
I can't believe we're here!
而且还在包间
And in the back room?
一切都要VIP待遇
Nothing but VIP, baby.
不然我的芙兰妮可不答应
My Franny demands it.
别胡说八道了迈克
That's enough out of you, Mikey.
不过我确实喜欢保护隐私
Although I do love the privacy.
谁会愿意跟别人坐在一起
Who wants to sit with other people?
假如你还嫌身边人多我可以帮你
If you want to be more alone, I can make that happen.
默里别闹了
Oh, Murray, stop it.
乐蓓芬啊
Le Bec-Fin!
你说了五十多次还是废话
That was gibberish the first 50 times you said it.
这地方高级得连面包篮都不给吗
Is this place too good for a basket of bread?
不给但有精美的梅尔巴吐司
No, but they do have this divine Melba toast.
吐司
Toast?
我特意穿上裤子来吃唯一我在家会做的
I put on pants to eat the one thing I could make at home?
这点上我同意大块头
You know what? I'm with the big guy here.
来点十字面包一盘咸黄油
Give me a hot cross bun, plate of salty butter.
那才是生活
That's living.
芙兰你漂亮的项链和耳环
Say, Fran, I can't help but admire
让人很难移开目光
your beautiful necklace and earrings.
是绿宝石吗
Are those emeralds?
更稀有绿钻
Rarer. Green diamonds.
我在钻石圈有人
See, I got this guy in the diamond district,
他是个恶心的禽兽我会介绍给你
a disgusting monster. I'll hook you up.
没错我家迈克只买♥♥最好的
Yep, nothing but the best from my Mikey.
你该看看我们在马尔盖特的房♥子