金色年代
The Goldbergs
第七季
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金色年代
The Goldbergs S07E09
Part 1
March 1, 2020, 11:49 a.m.
在八十年代 全美都在塑身
Back in the '80s, America got in shape,
那意味着健身和均衡饮食
and that meant getting fit and eating right.
所以每位大厨都开始注重健康
So every chef started becoming health-conscious,
除了大厨贝弗莉·金伯格
except Chef Beverly Goldberg.
给我长身体的小宝贝
For my growing schmoopaloo,
我的招牌千层汉堡炸♥弹♥
my famous lasagna burger bomb.
真不敢相信从没有人想到过
I can't believe no one's ever thought
用千层面代替面包
to use lasagna as a bun before.
她总是发明新的高热量菜肴
She was always inventing new caloric cuisine.
给老爷子 三重肉惊喜通心粉
For Pops, my triple-meat ziti surprise.
惊喜是
And the surprise is,
羔羊肉真的能带出牛肉和鸡肉的香味
the lamb really brings out the beef and chicken.
但这和她给我爸做的菜都没得比
But that was nothing compared to what she made my dad.
给我英俊的大当家
And for my handsome man of the house,
按你的喜好做的沙拉
salad made just the way you like it...
一整盘熟食和芝士 零蔬菜
A deli tray of cold cuts and cheeses, zero veggies,
装在一碗酪乳沙拉酱里
served in a bowl of buttermilk ranch.
你瞧 沙拉也不必那么无聊的
You see? Salads don't have to be boring.
这根本不能定义为沙拉
That is, by definition, not a salad.
名字是有意义的
Words have meaning!
没错 我妈的食谱记录了
Yeah, my mom's cookbook chronicled
一些人类史上最不健康的菜谱
some of the least-healthy recipes known to man.
奇怪的是没人想出版它
Strangely, no publishers wanted it.
这些拒绝信也太伤人太具体了
These rejection letters are so hurtful and specific.
"节食者的越战"
"A dietary Vietnam"?
"纯粹就是毒药"
"Pure poison"?
"烹饪界都被你恶心得绝后了"
"A culinary kick to the crotch!"
从好的方面看 拆信多好玩
On the bright side, getting mail is fun.
这还都是些独♥立♥小破出版商
And these are from the crappy, independent publishers
连乱七八糟的教科书
that make nonsense like textbooks
和儿童版圣经都出版
and Bibles for children.
不过 所有的拒绝没有减少她对烹饪的爱
Still, all those "no"s didn't diminish her love of cooking.
或我们对吃的爱
Or our love of eating.
留点肚子吃甜点
And save room for dessert,
因为妈妈做了招牌菜
'cause Mama made her signature
巧克力花生酱黄油芝士颠倒蛋糕
upside-down chocolate peanut butter cheesecake.
既然上下都颠倒了
There's no top or bottom to it,
那我就直接挖中间了
so I'm just going right for the middle.
要知道 金戴夫一家人
You know, Dave Kim's family
吃完晚饭还得一起散步
all go for a walk after dinner.
要是吃完还走得动 那就是没吃明白
If you can walk afterwards, you're doing it wrong.
有话快说
Talk fast,
我还要去吃后滚翻蛋糕
I got a flip-flopped cake coming my way.
食谱出版商
Cookbook publisher?
我们不需要书 我们家只看电视
We don't need any books! We're a TV household!
不不不不不不不不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
我是贝弗莉·金伯格
Hi. It's Beverly Goldberg.
我是惠特比父子出版社的哈里森·惠特比
Harrison Whitby of Whitby and Sons Publishing.
没有父子关系
No relation.
我打电♥话♥给你咨♥询♥食谱的事
I'm calling about your cookbook.
所有人都立刻闭嘴
Everybody shut up right now.
可谁也没说话
But nobody's saying anything.
假如你不闭上你的傻大嘴
I will drown you in that damn cake
我就用那块蛋糕闷死你
if you don't shut your dumb, fat mouth!
有什么需要帮助的吗 惠特比先生
How can I help you, Mr. Whitby?
我觉得是我能帮助你
I think I can help you.
你瞧 我办公桌上的每本食谱
You see, every cookbook that comes across my desk
写的都是低脂无糖之类的
is low-fat this, no-sugar that.
但你的
But yours...
你的完全不在乎健康
Yours is not concerned with health in any way.
那是因为我忽视了
Well, that's because I disregard
饮食最基础的营养参考
the most basic dietary guidelines.
所以我才想要出版它
And that's exactly why I want to publish it.
我的天 我的天 我的天
Holy xxxx, Holy xxxx, Holy xxxx.
真是好消息
That's nice news.
我只需要你重写一点内容
I just need a little rewrite.
你想让我在菜谱里加更多猪油
You want me to add more lard, butter,
黄油和盐吗
and salt to the recipes?
会吃死人的 但我可以加
Uh, it'll kill people, but I'll do it.
不是 我只是需要菜谱背后的故事
No. I just need the stories behind the recipes.
告诉我每道菜是怎么来的
Tell me where they came from.
私人化一点
Make it personal.
我可以做到
Oh, I can do that.
人们总是对我说
People are always telling me,
"我对你的了解过多了"
"I know way too much about you!"
很好 不着急
Beautiful. No rush.
48小时后交给我
Just get it to me in 48 hours.
贝弗 是谁打来的
Bevy, who was that?
是命运
Destiny.
命运女郎[脱衣舞娘]怎么知道这个号♥码
How the hell did she get this number?
他们要出版我的食谱
They're gonna publish my cookbook!
真厉害
Oh, how about that?
一切皆有可能
Anything is possible!
我值得拥有一切我即将拥有的
I deserve everything that's coming to me.
你真的值得 贝弗
You really do, Bevy.
我会在书架上为你留好位置
I'll make sure to save a spot on my bookshelf.
真是个好主意 我也需要腾出点地方
Ooh, that's a good idea. I need to make some room, too.
老娘是作家了
I'm an author!
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那是一九八几年的十二月四日
It was December 4th, 1980-something.
巴瑞和爱丽卡是大学室友
Barry and Erica were college roommates,
真的很惊人
and it was amazing...
他们居然一点都合不来
How little they got along.
你是个白♥痴♥ 医学可以证明的白♥痴♥
You are an idiot! And I'm talking medically.
你胆敢这么说 我读的是医学预科
How dare you? I'm pre-med.
假如我是白♥痴♥ 我会是最先知道的
I'd be the first to know if I was an idiot.
那你把车钥匙弄哪去了
Then where are the car keys?
钥匙本该挂在那个钩子上的
'Cause they're supposed to be on that hook right there.
你是指那个挠背的钩子吗
Oh, you mean my back-scratchin' hook?
这样更好用 钥匙会抓坏我的肩膀
Works better when the keys don't rip up my shoulder meat.
就是这样
There you go.
真舒服 小钩 就是这样
You did it, Hooky. You did it.
没错 他们一起住了一辈子
Yep, they'd lived together their whole lives,
但共处一室完全不是一回事
but sharing a dorm room was a whole different story.
你吃了我的方便面
Did you eat my ramen?
是的 我不想走去食堂
Yeah. I didn't want to walk to the caf,
所以吃了你的香辣牛肉面
so I snagged one of your hot and spicy beefs.
但那是我的东方美食
But that's my feast from the East!
我或许还该告诉你
And you should probably know
你最后一罐激浪汽水也被我喝了
that I also drained your last Mountain Dew.
我的晨浪
My morning Dew?
我每天早上靠那个提神的
That's how I rev up for the day!
你毫不尊重社会规范吗
Do you have any respect for society's norms?
他们居然能整个学期相安无事
Somehow they'd managed to keep it civil the whole semester...
直到命运般的某个夜晚
Until one fateful night.
我的天 大甜甜
Oh, my God, Big Tasty!
你要破110米跨栏的世界纪录了
You're destroying the world record in 110-meter hurdles!
他就是脚踩红蓝按钮的田径名将
He's the Carl Lewis of pressing red and blue buttons with his feet!
就要破纪录了
It's happening!
大甜甜终于到达终点 不
Big Tasty's gonna finally take the gol... No!
这是那玩意的电源吗
Oopsy, was this thing connected to that?
我的错 都出去
My bad. Get out.
-好的好的 -抱歉
- Yeah, okay. - Sorry.
JTP 你们不必听她的话
JTP, you do not have to listen to her.
其实 甜甜 我们得听
Actually, Tasty, we do.
这是哥哥姐姐的法则
It's the law of older siblings...
什么都由他们决定
They get the final say on everything.
哪有这种法则
That's not a law.
有的话我会知道的
I would know.
-我妈本可能成为律师 -真的有
- Could've been the son of a lawyer. - It is.
都是因为我大哥 不管是谁放的屁
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