金色年代

The Goldbergs S07E11

Part 4 March 1, 2020, 11:50 a.m.

I brought the heat.
好火♥辣♥的酸黄瓜金呆格
That's one spicy pickle, Goldfarb.
我们今天成绩显著教练
We did good work here today, Coach.
确实显著
We really did.
自打我徒步逃离那个大院后这是我第一次
This is the first time since I escaped that compound by foot
体会到麻木以外的滋味
that I've felt anything but numb.
-那里究竟发生了什么 -我还没准备好倾诉
- What happened there? - I'm not ready.
但我差不多准备好了
But I think I kinda am.
你是不是差不多准备好由我说了算
I say when you're kinda ready.
你准备好了差不多吧
You're ready. Kinda.
与此同时我妈也准备好
Meanwhile, my mom was ready
用最棒的50岁重启生日派对让我爸震惊
to hit my dad with the best surprise 50th redo ever.
大伙快请进欢迎来到默里尼亚
Everyone, come on in. Welcome to Murmania.
默里尼亚
Murmania?
没错以派对的形式给我老公的情书
Indeed. A love letter to my husband in party form.
你们或许该脱鞋
You might want to remove your shoes,
因为你们的袜子都会被吓掉
'cause I'm about to knock your socks off.
我有很严重的姆囊炎但好吧
Well, I've got a wicked bunion, but okay.
有人要牛奶泡椒盐脆饼吗
Pretzels and milk, anyone?
这是金伯格先生最爱的零食饮品
It's Mr. Goldberg's favorite snackable drink.
不知道我爸为什么喜欢
My dad likes it for some reason.
看
Behold.
我的天那是第五台
Holy moly. Is that the guy from Channel Five
在报天气时敲木琴的人吗
who hits the chime when he does the weather?
我走到哪都能认出这简单的旋律
I'd recognize that simple chime anywhere.
今晚的预报
Tonight's forecast...
默里百分百会流出喜悦的泪水
100% chance of Murray's tears of joy.
老天这是什么
Oh, my. What's happening here?
今晚餐厅也是躺椅厅
Oh, tonight, it's the dining and reclining room.
椒盐脆牛奶和腰部支撑
Whoa, pretzel-y milk and lumbar support.
先等等还有更多
But wait. There's more.
敬请欢迎李氏三明治的老李
Please welcome Lee of Lee's Hoagies.
以及我们今晚最后一位特殊来宾
And for our final special guest of the night,
我丈夫喜欢了好多年的人
someone my husband has admired for years,
费纳宝
the Phillie Phanatic!
圣地亚哥小鸡的死对头
The San Diego Chicken's mortal enemy.
你又做到了贝弗莉
You've done it again, Beverly.
你知道吗老妈这太疯狂了
You know what, Mom? This is crazy,
不是你平时那种真正的精神问题
and not in your usual clinical way.
真的老爸肯定特别喜欢
Honestly, Dad is gonna love this.
问过你们这些笨笨默里喜欢什么
Well, after I asked you fools what Murray would like,
我意识到没人比我更了解他
I realized nobody knows that man better than me,
我是他拥有美丽秀发肌肤的完美妻子
his perfect wife with the beautiful hair and skin.
老爸在车道上了
Oh, Dad's walking up the driveway.
好
Okay.
所有人闭嘴
Everybody, shut up!
闭嘴合上你们的脸
Shut up. Shut your faces.
你也一样费纳宝
Even you, Phillie Phanatic.
贝弗莉我觉得它的嘴根本张不开
Beverly, I don't think he has a working mouth.
大惊喜
Surprise!
在那一刻
In that moment,
我爸环顾这一切
my Dad took in everything
都是我妈为他能有完美的重启生日而做的
my mom did to make his birthday redo perfect,
而他只做了这个反应
and all he did was this.
搞什么木琴兄
Why, Chime Guy?
正当我妈的派对大失败时
While my mom's party was a bust,
我整准备在匹克球场上大放异彩
I was ready to bust some moves on the pickleball court.
瞧瞧啊
Well, well, well.
瞧瞧是谁听到了酸黄瓜的塞壬之歌♥
Look who heard the siren song of the pickle
跑回家来
and came running back home.
三月先生
Mr. March.
正是本人
In the flesh.
你的学徒准备好辛辣的莳萝籽了吗
Is your protege ready to bring that hot dill?
现在我离运动夹克和电影学院仅一步之遥
All that stands in the way of a letterman jacket and film school
就是一记倒旋直击基线
is chopping a backspin to the baseline.
希望你打得和说得一样好
I hope you play as smooth as you talk.
夏耐基
Schernecke!
金伯格你能击败我们最差的球员
Goldberg, you beat our worst player,
你就能入校队
you're on the team.
等等我是最差的
Wait. I'm our worst player?
抱歉你只能以这种方式得知
Sorry you had to hear it this way,
但很高兴我们可以打开天窗说亮话了
but glad we don't have to tiptoe around it anymore.
去打败他们
Go get 'em.
就是这样
This was it.
我的匹克球之旅或许只有短短几天
My pickleball journey may have been days in the making,
但多亏了艰苦训练
but thanks to my training,
我怎可能不驰骋球场
there was no way I wouldn't dominate the court.
于是我驰骋了
And I did.
体育真简单
Sports was easy...
直到我驰骋不动了
Until it wasn't.
原来我自始至终只得了那一分
Turns out, that point would be my only one.
再试一次
Try again. Try again.
没错那天在匹克球场上
Yep, that day on the pickleball court,
马特·夏耐基把我打得屁滚尿流
Matt Schernecke sliced and served me up hard.
好了 20比1 我觉得可以结束比赛了
Okay, it's 20-1. I think it's safe to call it.
水平太一般了金伯格
Terrible effort, Goldberg.
太好了我还是最差的
Yes! I'm still the worst.
见鬼我永远不能进电影学院了
Damn it! Now I'll never get into film school.
我那么说不过是为了吸引人进校队
I just say that to get folks interested in joining the team.
你作为电影制♥作♥人的未来仍然是未知数
Your future as a filmmaker still may or may not happen.
真让人看不下去
That was hard to watch.
这么说这一切都是白费力
So, this was all for nothing?
不是白费
Not nothing.
你毫无疑问地证明了
You proved beyond a shadow of a doubt
我已经不再是教练了
that I'm not a coach anymore.
我不过是个凡人
I'm just a man.
我或许不得不去特殊健身房♥
A man who has to go to a special gym
才能找到足够重的锻炼器材
to find heavy enough weights to lift.
但仍不过是凡人
But still just a man.
我辜负了匹克球
I'd failed at pickleball,
但我不能让梅勒教练觉得他辜负了我
but I couldn't let Coach Mellor think that he failed me.
你在做什么
What are you doing?
给美丽的匹克球场盖草皮
Just sodding over a beautiful pickleball court.
我打算在那边种些杜♥鹃♥
Thinking about putting some azaleas right there,
或许在你站的地方铺条可爱的碎石小路
maybe a lovely crushed-stone path where you're standing.
永别了我独一无二的酸黄瓜
So long forever, my special pickle.
我知道这打击很大但这片场地
I know this is a big blow, but this yard
会成为迷人的户外娱乐场所
is gonna be a charming outdoor area for entertaining.
有话直说
Just say your piece.
我想过来说声谢谢
I wanted to stop by and say thanks.
谢什么你又没进校队
Thanks for what? You didn't make the team.
是的
Yeah.
可你从未放弃我
But you never gave up on me.
我知道你感觉自己没有教练的样子
I-I know you don't feel like a coach,
可我还是认为你是最棒的
but I still think you're one of the best.
是啊
Yeah.
说实话重新出山感觉挺好的
Truth be told, it was kinda nice getting out there.
你该知道无论有没有运动夹克
Well, you should know, letterman jacket or not,
你将永远激励我
you've always inspired me.
你将永远是我的教练
And you'll always be my coach.
见鬼金伯格
Damn it, Goldberg,
你对体育锻炼一无所知
you know absolutely nothing about physical fitness,
可你好像总能刺♥激♥我的心脏
but you always seem to be able to give my heart a workout.
这是做什么
W-what's this for?
在我眼里
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
你永远是人生代表队的第一梯队
you'll always be first string on the team of life.
哪有这种说法
That's not a thing.
你就穿上吧
Just put it on.
好了快来站着叠个罗汉
Now, bring it in for a standing dog pile.
就这样我终于有了我的运动夹克
With that, I finally got my letterman jacket.
至于梅勒教练