无言有爱（2016）

Speechless S01E16

Part 2 Aug. 4, 2020, 5:22 p.m.

你说任何吩咐吗
Any order, you say?
爸爸们我跟你们的妻子谈过了
Dads, I've spoken with your wives.
她们对你们今天做的事很满意
They are thrilled with the work you've done here today.
但她们还有一些任务
But they still have a few more tasks.
阿方索你妻子想要你整理和堆积这些盒子
Alfonso, your wife wanted you to sort and stack these boxes...
为了派对
for the party.
好老大
Got it, boss.
卡尔你妻子想知道
Carl, your wife wanted to know
你能不能修好车♥库♥门
if you could fix the garage door
-让它别吱呀作响 -我这就去
- to keep it from squeaking. - I'm on it.
-凯文你可以开始拖地板了 -没问题
- Kevin, you can start sweeping the floor. - Sure thing.
桑杰这辆车十年都没动过了
Sanjey, this car hasn't worked in 10 years.
你能为了特殊需要孩子把它修好吗
Can you fix it for special-needs reasons?
当然
Of course.
我得扩展清单
I got to expand this list.
各位
Okay, everyone.
我不想像上次那样让大家一拥而上
I don't want to start a stampede like last time.
-培根卷小肉肠 -让开
- Pigs in blankets! - Move, move.
叮咚
Ding-dong.
你好贝卡
Oh, hello, Becca.
你好
Hello.
这是萨瓦娜我的小女儿
Uh, this is Savannah, my youngest.
那是戴尔我的长子
And that's Dale. He's my oldest.
其实是我丈夫啦
Ha! He's my husband.
我开玩笑的
I was kidding.
够劲他没事的
Strong one -- he'll do just fine.
贝卡你刚赶上
Well, Becca, you're just in time
吃一个我有名的培根卷小肉肠
for one of my famous pigs in a blanket.
我很想吃但我在排毒
I'd love that, but I'm on a cleanse.
想坐这里吗
All right, want to go sit here?
但你们没有啊
Um, but you're not.
你在为她站直吗
Are you standing up straight for her?
我就是这样站的
This is how I stand.
你一般看起来都像是要舔肚脐一样
You usually look like you're trying to lick your bellybutton.
继续啊
Go on, back to it.
吃吧弯着腰吃吧
And eat that. Slump and eat.
我们有客人亲爱的在你房♥间里等着
We have guests, love. Be waiting in your room.
我听说你对防水布的事还很高兴
I hear you were happy about the tarp for a second.
可怜啊老哥
Aw, buddy.
虽然我们今天在庆祝好莱坞魔幻电影
As much as we celebrate Hollywood fantasy today,
但我的生活可不是电影
my life is no movie.
你好我是雷
Hi. I -- I'm Ray.
像是一缕阳光
Ooh, like a ray of sunshine.
是啊
Yes.
我就是这样的
That's exactly what I'm like.
我叫泽尔达
I'm Zelda.
她叫安
Her name's Ann.
社会叫我安
Society calls me Ann.
-社会 -就是啊
- Ugh, society. - I know.
我受不了这个刻板拘泥的世界了
I can't stand this button-down world.
我需要大笑唱歌♥ 自♥由♥
I just need to laugh and sing and be free.
幸好你遇见了我
Then it's a good thing you met me.
你也是古怪的自♥由♥人吗
Are you a quirky free spirit, too?
不我照章办事循规蹈矩
No, I go by the books and follow the rules.
我当然是古怪的自♥由♥人啊
Yes, I'm a quirky free spirit.
来吧我们会过得很开心
Come -- we'll have ever so much fun.
我迫不及待了
I ever can't wait.
活动即将开始
Right, the show's about to start.
我想说几句话开场独白
I'd like to say a few words -- my opening monologue,
但不要歌♥舞因为时间限制
but without the song and dance 'cause of time constraints.
真可惜妈妈你本可以载歌♥载舞的
It's too bad, Mom. You would've crushed it.
这是他们的损失
Their loss.
谢谢各位前来参加我们的小聚会
Thank you all for coming to our humble gathering.
蘸酱是买♥♥的餐巾也不搭配
The dip may be store-bought and the napkins mismatched.
我们没打扫卫生间
We may not have cleaned our bathroom.
你能去看看信件吗
Yeah, could you just go and check the mail, please?
-但这是周日 -是啊但是谢谢你
- But it's Sunday. - Yeah, but thank you.
好吧
Okay.
说到哪里来了
Okay, where were we?
派对很完美
The party is perfect.
来看看一些因扮演美国人而获奖的英国人吧
Now, let's watch some Brits win prizes for playing Americans.
不是吧
It can't be.
奥斯卡派对的奥斯卡部分
And that concludes the Oscar portion
至此结束
of our Oscar party.
我们的要塞很梦幻吧
Isn't our fort magical?
我真高兴我找到了一个跟我一样狂野自♥由♥的人
I'm so happy that I finally found someone as wild and free as me.
我是躁狂梦精灵女孩
Yeah, I'm manic pixie dream girl,
就像是电影里一样
like in the movies.
那是我的性格
That's my personality.
好吧
Okay.
你为什么穿得这么奇怪
Why do you dress so weird?
我觉得正常穿着的人很奇怪
For me, people who dress normal are weird.
洗衣日嘛
You know, laundry day.
-但是相信我 -嘘
- But trust me -- - Shh!
我们可以旋转为什么要说话呢
Why talk when we can spin?
天啊雷把门关上
Oh, God, Ray. Close the door!
拜托
Oh, come on.
-怎么了 -又不动了
- What's this? - Aw, it's frozen again.
玛雅在看奥斯卡奖
Oh, uh, Maya's watching the Oscars
并转告给我们
and passing it along to us.
等等回来了
Oh, hold on, it's back.
现在男颁奖人
And now the guy presenter
在说电影有魔力
is -- is saying how film has the power
带我们去遥远的地方
to transport us to faraway places.
没什么用
It's not working.
有人获奖了好棒
And someone's won. Yay.
瞧这有作用了
See, this is working.
我让桑杰联♥系♥有线电视公♥司♥了
I've got Sanjey on hold with the cable company.
他说他们要过会儿才能来
He's says they're gonna be a while.
你想让他们走吗
You want to just shut this thing down?
不行
No.
这些女人的自尊岌岌可危
These women's self-esteem is on the line.
她们需要这场派对
They need this party to
来证明她们的生活方式
prove that the way they live their lives --
我们的生活方式
the way that we live our lives --
没什么好道歉的
is nothing to apologize for.
桑杰叫他们来
Sanjey, tell them to come.
派对成了比喻
The party's become a metaphor.
哥们
Dude.
你真厉害居然知道这个
Mad props for knowing that one.
但更重要的是
But more importantly,
谁让你看《大开眼戒》的
who is letting you watch "Eyes Wide Shut"?
我还挺喜欢我们的全面冷知识比赛的
You know what? I am digging our inclusive trivia game here.
我们能玩吗
Can we play?
来看看
Huh. Let's see.
视力障碍听力障碍
Uh...visual impairment, hearing impairment,
唐氏综合症自闭症轮椅者
Down syndrome, autism, and a walker.
怎么让这些好孩子公平比赛
How to make this game fair for these beautiful kids
而不是溜走去看《大开眼戒》呢
instead of sneaking off and watching "Eyes Wide Shut"?
好进广♥告♥了
Okay, it's a commercial break.
该看看聚餐太太为我们准备了什么了
Time to see what Lady Potluck has in store for us.
我带了纸杯
I brought cups.
我带了纸杯
I brought cups.
-纸杯 -嗯
- Cups. - Oh.
我刚去狂购物了我敢肯定我们中的一些人
I just did a big, huge shop, and I bet a few of us
可以去我家吃点东西
could swing by my place, fix up some grub,
在最佳音效奖之前赶回来
get back here before Best Sound Mixing.
当然如果主人同意的话
That is, if it's okay with our host.
你想骑自行车同时拉手吗
You want to ride bikes and hold hands?
相信我这会让我们觉得有活力
Trust me, it's gonna make us feel alive.