诊疗中（2023）

Shrinking S02E11

Part 3 Oct. 11, 2025, 9:06 p.m.

我只是还没决定是否会邀请他
I just haven't decided if he's invited yet.
够了
Enough of this.
是时候列个利弊清单了
It's time to make a list of pros and cons.
好吧行好处是他能逗我笑
Fine, all right. Pros, he makes me laugh,
他会《足球流氓》的所有歌♥词
he knows all the lyrics to "Tubthumping"
还有在他面前我能做自己
and I can be myself around him.
他的背部按♥摩♥技术也是一流的
He also gives the best back rubs.
说的是加比的清单宝贝
It's Gaby's list, babe.
对 - 好了说说坏处
Oh, right. - Okay, cons.
说实话我唯一能想到的就是他太性感了会抢了风头
Honestly, the only one I can think of is he's so hot he steals focus.
勇敢点你在拿走我们所有人的“礼物”
Be braver, you're taking a gift away from all of us.
嗨 - 嗨
Oh, hey. - Hi.
嗨 - 可以走了吗
Hi. - You ready to go?
可以 - 加比在告诉我们
Yeah. - Gaby's just telling us
不能邀请她的德雷克来过感恩节的原因
why we can't invite her Derrick to Thanksgiving.
他太性感了可能会抢了风头 - 他懂
Too hot, might steal focus. - He gets it.
都是胆小鬼来吧我们走吧
Cowards. Come on. Let's go.
再见 - 肤浅
Bye. - Shallow.
天啊 - 慢着
Geez. - Wait,
所以她在懒人河里做♥爱♥了
so she had sex in a lazy river?
在浮筒里对 - 什么她怎么做的
In a tube. Yeah. - What? How'd she do that?
从洞里露出的屁♥股♥ - 从照片上来看就是这样
Just booty through the hole? - That's what the picture looked like.
她戴着潜水通气管吗 - 没拍到脸
She wear a snorkel? - I didn't see a face.
这栋楼是我朋友汤姆的
My buddy, Tom, owns this building.
我一直在考虑买♥♥下这间作为投资
I've been thinking about purchasing this unit as an investment.
有何看法 - 好啊这房♥子很棒
Thoughts? - Yeah, this place is awesome.
超喜欢这房♥子的地段喜欢这光线
Love the location, love all this light.
是的就买♥♥下吧兄弟
Yeah, buy this place, bro.
但因为缴税原因我一年内不能转手
Well, I can't flip it for a year for tax reasons,
但我在想在我卖♥♥出前你可以住在这里
but I was thinking, hell, this could be your place until then.
听着这里需要装潢一下
Look, it needs some sprucing up,
你可以帮忙监督这一切然后每个月付我100美元
you could oversee all that and, you know, pay me a hundred bucks a month.
用按♥摩♥的术语来说这费用等同一次盐磨砂加上手♥淫♥
In massage terms, that's a salt scrub and a hand job.
但不能同时进行
But you should never mix those two.
德雷克这我可受不起 - 你这是在帮我我说真的
Derek, this is too much. - You'd be helping me out, I mean it.
还有看看这个
Also, look at this,
大理石台面
marble countertops,
你性♥伴♥侣♥的屁♥股♥会感到舒服又凉快
nice and cool on the tush for your sex friend.
还有一个门卫和一个凉亭
There's also a doorman and a gazebo.
屁♥股♥果然感觉舒服没错 - 是啊
It is nice on your tush. Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
嘿你觉得如何
Hey, what do you think?
就...很抱歉
I just... I'm sorry.
我得走了
I gotta go.
帮助他人比我想象的要累人
Doing nice things for people, bit more of a drag than I expected.
(出♥售♥)
吉米大多数人打电♥话♥问候时他们会说
Jimmy, you know, when most people call to catch up, they say,
“你好吗 ” 而不是“你原谅自己了吗 ”
"How are you?" Not, "Have you forgiven yourself?"
谢谢你们过来对
Oh, thanks for coming by. Yeah.
没做成交易这都怪你让我分心
They're not buying, and I blame you for distracting me.
我是不是刚听你说有对夫妇在那被谋杀了
Didn't I hear you say a couple was murdered there?
对但凶手不是连环杀手之类的是他们的儿子干的
Yes, but it wasn't, like, a serial killer thing, the son did it.
这房♥子很安全 - 那倒是
It's safe. - True.
他又没有别的父母可杀
I mean, it's not like he has other parents to kill.
是啊再说他就算要躲也不会躲在这里
Yeah, and this would be the last place he would hide.
那太愚蠢了
That'd be stupid.
其实那是明智之举
Actually, that would be smart.
该死
Shit.
听着我知道打来就问这问题有点怪
Look, I know it was a strange way to start a call,
但如果你能原谅自己
but if you were able to forgive yourself,
我很想知道你是怎么做到的
I would love to know how you did it.
随着时间慢慢变好
It's gotten better with time,
但仍然会有睡不着的晚上想着我做过的事
but I still lie awake some nights and think about what I did.
还有我朋友看到了唐尼她说他还是过得很糟
And my friend saw Donny. She said he's still struggling.
别误会他坏透了
I mean, don't get me wrong, he's the worst,
但如果他过得好我会感到安心
but it would give me peace if he was okay.
这是不是很糟糕
Is that fucked up?
不会
No.
对我真希望能帮到你 - 是啊我也希望
No, I wish I could help you. - Yeah, I wish you could help too.
再见
Bye.
一二
One, two,
好的继续三...
okay, keep going, three--
我又不是不会数能给我闭嘴吗
I know how to count. Would you shut the fuck up?
嗨阳光男孩
Hello, sunshine.
该死
Fuck.
我让加比开车送我来
I had Gaby drive me
因为我不能带个跟你上过床的人来
since I had to bring somebody that you're not sleeping with.
我们才刚认识慢慢来
Well, we just met, give it time.
好的根据初步的结果
Okay, well, based on the initial results,
我恐怕你的药效开始减弱了
I am concerned that your meds are starting to become less effective.
不幸的是已经没法再调高剂量了
Unfortunately, you're already at maximum dosage.
明白
I got it.
但是我们可以通过饮食和物理治疗上的调整
But hey, there are adjustments we can make with diet and physical therapy
来开始舒缓... - 是的还有多久
to start to mitigate-- - Yeah, how long before
药物将完全无效而我会...
the meds don't work at all and I'm...
一直抖个不停
always a shaky mess?
这因人而异但我的推测是半年到一年
It depends on the individual, but I'd guess six months to a year.
这真糟糕
Well, that fucking sucks.
的确
Yeah, it does.
想谈谈你的感受吗
Do you wanna talk about it?
根本不想谈
Not even a little.
向前看
Onward.
谢谢
Thank you.
唐尼如果要我总结你这个人
Donny, if I were to sum you up as a person,
我会说你是个人♥渣♥
I would say that you're a piece of shit.
别生气我肯定不是第一个这么说你的人
Don't be offended, I can't be the first person to say that to you.
你今天听过几次
How many times today?
五次 - 五次看吧
Five. - Five, there you go.
数得不错
That's good counting.
听着你我之间有过矛盾啊
Look, you and I, we've had our issues, huh?
你曾把我揍个半死
You beat the shit out of me.
我曾叫你丑八怪这你并不知道但我想让你知道
I called you fugly, you didn't know that, but I kinda want you to know.
你也认为是我叫你太太把你推下悬崖的
You also think I told your wife to push you off a cliff
因为我确实叫她这么做
because I did tell her that.
你究竟想说什么
Do you have a fucking point?
我知道你过得很痛苦我想我能帮你
I know that you're suffering, and I think that I can help you.
而且我真的认为我们能把你改造到...
And I really do think that we could transform you to the point that I...
甚至连格蕾丝都认不出你的程度
I doubt even Grace would recognize you.
好的 - 天啊真的
Okay. - Holy shit. Really?
好的太好了
Okay, great.
你不知道听到你这么说我有多高兴
You have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that.
是的我喜欢这个提议
Yeah, I like this plan.
你帮我追回格蕾丝... - 不是这意思
You help me get Grace back... - Not what I was saying.
让她抛弃她那贱♥人♥姐姐... - 胡说
...she ditches her bitch sister... - Way off.
到时我什么仇都报了
...and that's when I get my revenge.
再见唐尼
Goodbye, Donny.
该死的混♥蛋♥
Fucking asshole.
嗨
Hey,
我们只是想过来告诉你住所的事不是我的主意
we just wanted to come by and let you know that the apartment thing was not my idea,
所以你不应该生我的气
so you shouldn't be mad at me.
听着我保证我那么做并不是在可怜你
Look, I promise this wasn't some charity thing,
所以如果我做错了什么我给你道歉
so if I did something wrong, I'm sorry.
不不关这事是该死的保罗让我感受到自己的情绪
Nah, it's not that, it's fucking Paul making me feel my feelings.
听着当我说我的生活一切都很顺利时我是真心觉得
Look, I meant it when I said everything in my life is going great.
那我为何这么害怕离开这里
So why am I so scared to leave here?
看看这地方
I mean, look at this place.
你们会想永远住在这里吗
Would you wanna live here forever?
很不错啊
It's nice.
你可以边做饭边小便
You can cook and pee at the same time.
就...我只是觉得还没准备好搬出去
I just... I don't feel ready to go.
我究竟怎么了
What's wrong with me?
你没事