实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S07E05
Part 2
Dec. 16, 2020, 1:30 p.m.
and we have a little discussion.
讨论点儿事
We will be back.
很快回来
Look, Josh's blood work shows that
听着 Josh的血液检查显示
he's anaemic with a high white cell count.
他贫血 但是白细胞数很高
Now, we're not gonna know anything for sure
直到他的骨髓切片检查结果出来前
until his bone marrow biopsy comes back,
我们还什么都能不确定
but I'm afraid it might be leukaemia.
但我觉得恐怕是白血病
Oh, my God.
噢 我的天啊
We'll hope for the best.
我们希望不是
Okay, listen up.
好了 听好
I need everyone to clear their schedules tomorrow,
我需要所有人都把明天空出来
because we're going to have a little party for Kelso's birthday.
因为我们要为Kelso办个生日小派对
Kelso makes my life hell.
Kelso让我生不如死
Now, I know I usually cave,
我知道我总是会屈服
but there's no way I'm going to his party.
但我是绝对不会参加他的派对的
I understand, Ted. Fine, I'll go.
我理解 Ted 好吧 我去就是了
Damn it!
该死
So, I'm getting the cake.
那我去买♥♥蛋糕
I just need someone to pick up the decorations.
我还需要有人去拿装饰物
Fine, I'll get them.
好吧 我去拿
What's happening?
我是怎么了
And make sure you get 58 candles.
记得要拿58根蜡烛
58? He told me he turned 58 last year.
58 他去年就告诉我他58了
Told me he was 58 three years ago. Great.
他三年前就告诉我他58了 太棒了
Can anyone help me find out Kelso's real age?
有谁能帮我搞清楚Kelso的真实年龄吗
You rang?
你摇铃叫我了吗
I know you didn't. I just like saying that.
我知道你没有 我就是喜欢这么说
Although, actually, I do hear bells.
不过我真的听到铃♥声♥了
But now they're gone.
但现在没有了
Anyway, I'll help. Cool.
不管了 我来帮你 好
Okay, because I was wondering... Hold it.
好了 因为我在想 等下
They're back.
又来了
They're gone.
消失了
No. Hang on. Go.
不 等下 说吧
Okay, because I thought... Stop. Bells.
好吧 因为我想 停 铃♥声♥
Bells. Bells.
铃♥声♥ 铃♥声♥
No bells.
没了
Why don't we start with the... Stop.
我们为什么不从 停
Go. Stop. I'm...
说吧 停 我
Okay, we're both off in an hour, so I've planned our plan.
好 我们都在一小时后下班 我已经计划好我们的计划了
You just used the same word twice in the same sentence.
你刚刚在同一个句子里用了同一个词两次
You just did, too.
你刚刚也是
That is so weird that I didn't even notice that I did that.
这太奇怪了 我居然没发现我在这个句子里用了这个词这么多次
Same word, four times, one sentence.
同一个词 用了四次 一个句子
Dude, you're in the zone. I feel it.
哥们儿 你进入无敌状态了 我感受到了
What are we doing today? Okay, we gotta go oldschool.
我们今天要干嘛 好了 我们要走复古风
Brace yourself on my arm.
把你完全撑在我的手臂上
World's Most Giant Black Doctor.
世界黑巨人医生之最
Turk, I thought we agreed to save him for Black History Month
Turk 我们不是说好了要把他留到黑人历史月
or when we want to scare racist patients.
或者我们想要吓唬种族歧视病人的时候吗
I know, but that guy in 204
我知道 但204病房♥的那个人
asked me if I wanted to finish his fried chicken.
问我想不想吃完他剩下的炸鸡
But you love fried chicken.
但你超爱炸鸡的啊
And I ate that bad boy like it was my last meal,
我像吃最后一餐似的把它解决了
but I wasn't happy about it.
但我对此并不开心
Fine. I'm in. Good. Because I made this.
好吧 我加入 很好 因为我做了这个
Oh, my God! It's awesome.
噢 我的天啊 太屌♥了
Carla, look what Turk made.
Carla 看Turk做了什么
Awesome.
真棒
Idiots.
俩白♥痴♥
We heard that!
我们听到了
Josh's biopsy results. Thank you.
Josh的切片检查结果 谢谢
Unfortunately, that's what I thought.
很不幸 正是我预想的
Your son has hairy cell leukaemia.
你们的儿子得了毛细胞白血病
Now, the good news is it's very, very treatable.
但好消息是这病是完全可以治疗的
If you'd like, I'd be more than glad to go in there
如果你愿意 我非常乐意进去
and explain this all to Josh myself.
亲自解释这一切给Josh听
We already decided that if Josh did end up having cancer,
我们已经决定 如果Josh真的得了癌症
we weren't gonna tell him.
我们不打算告诉他
What just happened?
刚刚发生了什么
Do you want to put your hands on the back of your head
你想不想把双手放在后脑勺
like you do when you're upset?
就像你难过的时候一样
I do a little.
我是有点儿想
So, how do we find out Kelso's age?
我们怎么搞清楚Kelso的年龄
We pay 100 people, age 1 to 100, line them all up,
我们雇100个人 从1到100岁 让他们站成一排
and see which one Kelso looks like.
看看哪个跟Kelso长得最像
Oy.
哎
I say we cut off Kelso's legs and we count the rings.
我说我们砍下Kelso的双腿然后数年轮
That only works on trees. And puppets.
这只对树管用 还有木偶
Okay, you guys have been super helpful.
好吧 你们俩帮了大忙了
I told you we would be.
我告诉你了吧
Still, I think I'm going to go tackle this on my own
不过我觉得我还是一个人来解决这个问题
and let the two of you get back to hallucinating.
让你俩回到幻觉里去吧
Or
又或者
you could use these keys to get into the personnel files.
你可以用这些钥匙去看人事档案
That almost burned me.
我差点儿被烫到了
You know what I would have done if it did?
知道如果我真被烫到会怎么做吗
No.
不知道
Burn for a burn, baby.
以烫还烫 宝贝儿
That's in the Bible.
这可是圣经里写的
Hooch is crazy.
Hooch疯了
Aren't your arms getting tired?
你的胳膊不累吗
Yeah.
累了
Can you believe those people?
你能相信那俩人吗
Their kid has leukaemia, and they're not even gonna tell him?
他们孩子得了白血病 他们居然都不告诉他
Well, they're his parents. It's their right.
他们是他家长 这是他们的权利
Come on.
得了吧
He deserves to know what he's up against. He can handle it.
他有权知道他面对的是什么 他能接受
Hell, he's more mature than most of the yahoos in this dump.
见鬼 他比这个废物堆里的大部分傻缺都成熟
Check it out! World's most giant clipboard!
快看 世界最大的笔记板
Exhibit A through Z.
你看 证据齐了
Oh, what's that, Per? I didn't quite hear it.
噢 你说什么 Per 我没听清
I wanna make sure I get it all down.
我想确保我都记下来了
Write this down instead.
还是写这个吧
I, John Dorian... Write it down.
我 John Dorian 写下来
I, John Dorian...
我 John Dorian
...am a ridiculous, 32-year-old, overgrown infant.
是一个可笑的 32岁的 生长过度的巨婴
I mean, my God, two weeks ago,
我天啊 两个星期前
you were asking everybody if you should grow up.
你还在到处问人你是不是应该成熟点
And here I thought you were having some big epiphany that
我还以为你在有了个孩子之后
you were gonna be more of an adult now that you have a child.
终于脑洞大开 要变得比较像个成年人
My bad.
是我的错
And if I forgot to congratulate you,
如果我忘了恭喜你
let me do that now.
让我现在说
Way to go, we are all super proud of you.
好样的 我们都特别为你骄傲
Turkleton, I hired you as a surgeon, right?
Turkleton 我是雇你来当外科医生的 对吧
Yep. Great job, Bob.
是 我可雇得真棒
Hey. What's up? You ready?
嗨 怎么样 你准备好没
Yeah, I don't think I'm up for it, man.
不 我还是不要做了
Why not? I don't know, Turk.
为什么 不知道 Turk
Maybe 'cause I'm 32, and I'm a doctor, and I have a kid.
可能因为我已经32岁了 而且我是个医生 还有个孩子
I mean, look at yourself, man.
我是说 看看你自己 老兄
You look like an infant.
你看上去像个巨婴
It's probably time for us to grow up.
或许是时候我们该成熟起来了
They say that the truth hurts, and sometimes it does.
人们说事实会伤人 有时候它的确会
But sometimes it's just surprising.
但有时候它只是让人吃惊
"Robert Kelso, born 1942"?
"Robert Kelso 1942年生"
Holy frick, Kelso's 65.
我的神啊 Kelso都65了
And other times the truth just wasn't supposed to be heard
还有的时候 事实打从一开始
in the first place.
就不应该说出来
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