好想做一次（2020）

What are you doing tomorrow night? Let's have a gals hang.
Oh. Uh...
我应该去不了
I don't think I can.
我真的很忙
Just really busy.
抱歉
Sorry.
好吧 没关系
Okay, no worries.
但我把电♥话♥号♥码给你 万一你改变主意 就联♥系♥我吧
But I'm gonna leave you my number just in case you change your mind.
维什瓦库马尔医生
- Dr. Vishwakumar. - Mm-hmm.
你的婆婆打电♥话♥给你
Your mother-in-law's on the phone.
她又不小心把自己锁在车♥库♥里了
She's accidentally locked herself in the garage again.
她说不需要着急 但炉子还烧着
She said it's no rush, but the stove is on.
早上好 同学们
Good morning, students.
谁知道这是什么吗？
Who knows what this is?
那是34C的前扣半杯胸罩
That's a 34C, front clasp, demi-cup.
不 特伦特 这是压♥迫♥
No, Trent. This is oppression.
以前的材料要更易燃
Uh, they used to be made of more flammable materials.
重点是
The point is,
我们要开始学习女权运动
we are starting our unit on the women's rights movement,
这一内容要一直讲到年底
and it will take us all the way till the end of the year.
我们的未来四个月 都要学习女权运动？
We're studying the women's rights movement for the next four months?
那水门事件怎么办？
What about Watergate?
伊朗门事件怎么办？九一一事件呢？
What about Iran-Contra? What about 9/11?
你想告诉班上的女生
Uh, would you like to tell the women in this classroom
你认为那些事件 比她们的权利更加重要？
that those events mean more to you than their rights?
AP考试要考其他知识点啊
We need to know other things for the AP test.
收回我的时间
Reclaiming my time.
第一份功课
The first assignment.
我需要你们大家进行小组合作
I need all of you to break up into groups
改写《权利法案》 假设法案的撰写人不是国父们
and rewrite the Bill of Rights as if it were written, not by Founding Fathers
而是国♥母♥们写的
but instead by Founding Mothers.
你能相信吗？ 这就是为什么我们需要真正的教科书
Can you believe this? This is why we need real textbooks.
根据你的说法 我不读书
Well, according to you, I don't read books.
所以我好像无所谓
So I guess I'm cool with it.
请问这里有人坐吗？
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
有的 我那超级帅的男友就坐这
Yeah, actually. My superhot boyfriend. Mm-hmm.
而且他是个疯子 所以…
And he's a real psycho, so...
该死 好看的女生总是有男朋友了
- Damn. The cute ones are always taken. - Mm-hmm.
你的情人节过得如何？
How's your Valentine's Day going?
刚开始时还不错
It was good at the start,
结果配对测试显示我和埃里克最配
and then I got Eric on the compatibility quiz.
他没那么糟糕 我每次换了发型 他总是第一个发现
Mm. He's not so bad. He's always the first to notice when I get a new haircut.
也许吧
I guess.
我只是想跟我那帅爆表的男友配上
I just kind of wanted to get my smokeshow boyfriend,
但显然电脑觉得我配不上他
but apparently the computer feels like he's out of my league.
好 首先你是我美爆表的女友
Okay. First of all, you're my smokeshow girlfriend.
第二
And secondly,
电脑认为你和我是绝配
the computer thinks you're exactly in my league.
赞美上帝
Hallelujah.
即使德维的绝配是埃里克又如何呢？
Who cares if Devi's perfect match was Eric
只要帕克斯顿的绝配是她就行了
as long as Paxton's perfect match was her?
根据诺贝尔科学家
According to Nobel scientists,
全世界只有她是他的人
she was basically the only one in the whole world for him.
你接受现实吧 海莉
So suck on that, Haley.
看起来还是易燃的 大家都出去！
Oh, it seems as if it is still flammable. Everyone out!
男人和老师排在最后
Men and teachers last.
听着 宝贝 我有个很棒的情人节计划
Yo, babe. I have an amazing Valentine's plan.
想象一下 烛光晚餐
Picture this, candlelight dinner.
你、我还有乔叔叔
You, me, my Uncle Joe.
穿性感一点吧
Wear something sexy.
对了 特伦特 我们应该谈谈
Yeah. Um, Trent, I think we should talk.
哇
Oh wow.
每当有人那么对我说的时候
Anytime someone says that to me,
一定都是有很好的消息
it always means great news.
对 我觉得我不能过来和你的乔叔叔一起过情人节
Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, I don't think I can come to Valentine's with your Uncle Joe.
为什么？是因为他会贪心地霸占所有新月卷吗？
Why? Is it because he hogs the crescent rolls?
还是你担心他会试图让你去拍他的电视广♥告♥？
Or are you worried he's gonna try to put you in one of his TV commercials?
你说他的什么？
One of his, 'scuse me, whats?
他的广♥告♥ 他开了连锁窗帘店
His commercials. He owns a chain of blinds stores.
你很有可能在加油的时候见过
Chances are you've seen them while pumping gas.
等等 你的乔叔叔是不是乔船长
Wait. Is your Uncle Joe Captain Joe,
那个让高物价跳海喂鲨鱼的海盗？
the pirate who makes high prices walk the plank?
就是他 每当我们一起吃晚餐时
That's him. Yeah, whenever we have dinner together,
他总是会劝一起吃饭的人 去演他的下一条广♥告♥
he always ropes everyone at the table into being in his next commercial.
哇
Oh, wow.
但我们总是可以去餐厅吃饭
But we could always just go out to a restaurant.
不用了 我会去的
No, I'll be there.
情人节是家庭团聚的节日 谢谢你提醒我这点
Valentine's Day is about family. Thanks for reminding me of that.
嘿
Hey.
怎么了？ 你刚刚在教室里无缘无故对我发火
Something wrong? You kinda bit my head off back there.
对 我不喜欢你之前跟我说话的方式
Yeah. Well, I didn't love the way you talked to me earlier.
你说要帮我办借书证 这太荒谬了
That little library card remark was messed up.
安妮莎 我只是在开玩笑 说着玩呢
Aneesa, I was just teasing. It was just a joke.
真的是开玩笑吗？ 你看起来真心觉得我很丢人
Was it a joke? You seem genuinely embarrassed by me.
我怎么会觉得你丢人呢？
Of course, I'm not embarrassed of you.
你很出色、漂亮、有范儿又有趣
You're amazing, and pretty, and cool, and fun.
即使你不认识一个蠢作家 那又怎么样？
So what if you don't know who some dumb author is.
我不指望你知道我所知道的一切
I don't expect you to know everything that I know.
又来了 你的毛病又犯了
There it is. Right there.
你觉得自己高人一等
You're so condescending.
听着 改天再吃情人节晚餐吧
You know what? Hmm. Think I'm gonna take a rain check on Valentine's dinner.
什么？安妮莎 等等
What? Aneesa, wait.
拜托 我不是那个意思
Oh, come on. I didn't mean it like that.
我们又在这熟悉的洗手间里了
Here we are again in the old bathroom.
对 法比奥拉 关于那件事
Yeah. Um, Fabiola, about that.
我很抱歉亲了你
I'm really sorry I kissed you.
我们能把那事忘了吗？
Can we just forget about it?
行啊 没问题
Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
我还是在试着忘了伊芙
I'm... I'm still getting over Eve, so...
就当我们已经把这件事忘了吧
consider it forgotten.
谢谢
Thank you.
聊得很愉快
Good talk.
哇！那是自♥制♥的意大利通心粉 配水牛芝士吗？
Whoa! Is that homemaderigatones with... mozzarella?
如果你觉得微波炉加热斯托弗冷冻食品也算自♥制♥ 那就没错
Yep, as long as you count microwaving a Stouffer's as homemade.
但欧芹枝是我亲手切了放到上面的
I did cut that sprig of parsley and put it on there.
那应该是薄荷吧
Uh, I think that's mint.
不错 很清爽
Nice, refreshing.
Hmm.
看看我们 第一眼看上去 我们可能是很奇怪的一对
Look at us. You know, at first glance, we probably seem like a real odd couple.
因为你是大名鼎鼎的 帕克斯顿·霍尔-吉田
Because, you know, you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida.
我只是个没有腹肌的书呆子
And I'm just, ugh, nerdy little me with no abs.
什么？别这样说自己
What? Don't talk about yourself like that.
拜托 你很优秀 既漂亮又聪明
Come on, you're awesome. You're beautiful. You're smart.
对 我只是说
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying,
即使那样 麻省理工学院的科学家们 也知道自己在说什么
despite that, those MIT scientists know what they're talking about.
-我们挺配的 -完全没错 就像海员沙司和薄荷
- We're really good together. - Totes. Just like marinara and mint.
当然 你也可以列举更经典的搭配
Sure, or things that more classically go together.
但无论如何 我们挺合得来的
But anyway, we're a good team.
对 我们是个好团队
- Yeah, we are a good team. - Mm-hmm.
说到团队
Hey, speaking of teams,
我明天要和一群朋友打漆弹 一起来吗？
I'm gonna play paintball tomorrow with a bunch of dudes. Wanna come?
我绝对不想
I absolutely do not.
但再次申明 我们喜欢不同的东西 这点很好
But yet again, I love that we like different things,
因为根据电脑的判断 异极相吸
because per the computer, opposites attract.
没错
They sure do.
德维 情人节快乐！
Happy Valentine's Day, Devi.
该死
Oh, shit.
我完全忘了 我为这顿饭买♥♥了高级的帕玛森芝士
I totally forgot. I bought fancy Parm for this.
甚至不是装在绿色罐头里的 是我得磨碎的芝士块
Not even the green can. It's like a little brick I have to grate.
等我一会儿
So, BRB.
德维终于在这段感情里 感到与世无争了
Devi was finally at peace in her relationship.
虽然标准不高
And though the bar was low,
但这是她人生中最浪漫的一餐