好想做一次（2020）

基本上
Basically,
帕克斯顿和我曾经是最好的朋友
Paxton and I used to be best friends.
我从五年级开始就认识他全家人了
I've known his whole family since fifth grade.
我甚至跟他们一起去过一次教会
I even went to church with them once
那会儿大家都在说耶稣或许会冲浪
where there was frankly a lot of talk about how Jesus probably surfed.
话说回来 去年我们在一起玩闹
Anyways, last summer, we were messing around
然后就开始接吻 感觉很棒
and just started kissing, which was awesome.
后来我们上♥床♥了
And then we had sex,
你肯定也知道 感觉也很棒
which was, as I'm sure you know, incredible.
行了 快说不好的事情吧
Yup, yup, yup. Get onto the bad stuff.
话说回来 我以为那意味着我们会有进一步发展
Anyway, I thought that meant we were gonna be something more,
但第二天我到了学校 他就对我不理不睬
but then when I got to school the next day, he iced me out.
那太糟糕了
That's horrible.
之后我跌到了谷底
After that, I just hit rock bottom,
我在那时加入了乐团
which is when I joined orchestra.
说得通
Makes sense.
听着 海莉
Listen, Haley,
帕克斯顿竟然那样对你 我感到难过
I'm really sorry Paxton did that to you.
我知道你为什么想联♥系♥我 而且不想透露身份
I get why you wanted to reach out and why you went incognito.
我也要为叫你喷子向你道歉
I'm also really sorry I called you a troll.
也许你会得到不同的待遇 如果是这样 我会为你高兴
Maybe things will be different for you, and I'll be happy if they are.
但作为女人或朋友什么的 我觉得有必要告诉你
But as a woman or a friend or whatever, I just felt like you needed to know.
原来德维的喷子是个有血有肉的人
Devi's troll had turned out to be an actual person
而且受到了她的男朋友的伤害
who was actually hurt by her boyfriend.
她不知道该怎么应对这些信息
She wasn't quite sure what to do with this information.
维什瓦库马尔 我只是想让你知道
Vishwakumar. Hey, I just wanted you to know
我要是利用作为你的老师的身份
that I think it would be very unprofessional of me
向你索取关于你表姐的信息
to use my position as your teacher
我觉得这样会缺乏职业道德
to try and get information from you about your cousin.
好吧
Okay.
我们在几周前一起唱过卡拉OK 但她没有回我信息
Which is why I'm not gonna mention how weird it is that she hasn't texted me back
出于职业道德 我不会提这件事有多奇怪
after we did karaoke together a few weeks ago.
别担心 我不会问你 你是否知道这是怎么回事
But don't worry. I will not be asking if you might know what's going on there.
很好
Cool.
但既然你把我拉到了一边…
But... But since it was you who pulled me aside...
天哪 库老师 有点尊严行不行？
Oh my God, Mr. K, have some dignity.
好吧
Fine.
卡玛拉跟她的准未婚夫做了了断
Kamala called things off with her almost fiancé.
我的奶奶今晚要给她办一场舞会之夜
And now my grandmother is throwing her a mixer tonight
给她找一个新的对象
to find her a new one.
-有趣 几点开始啊？ -七点
- Interesting. Um, what time we talking? - Seven.
好 谢谢你 维什瓦库马尔小姐
Okay. Thank you, Miss Vishwakumar.
这番托尔斯泰的即兴对话可真棒啊！
Really great impromptu chat about Tolstoy!
嘿
Hey.
怎么回事？
Oh. What's going on?
-你还喜欢德维吗？ -什么？
- Do you still have feelings for Devi? - What?
我昨天看到你和她一起了
I saw you hanging out with her yesterday.
你说你有很多功课要复习 没办法来我的冠军赛
You say you have too much studying to do to come to my championship game,
但你好像有很多时间来跟她鬼混
but you seem to have loads of time to dick around with her.
什么？不是那么一回事
What... That's not what happened.
你也了解德维是什么样的人
You know how Devi is.
她的问题不知怎的就吸引了大家
Her problems just sort of suck everybody in.
她和沙虫一样 背着花背包 声音还很烦人
She's like if one of those Dune worms had a flowery backpack and an annoying voice.
-你知道我的背包长什么样吗？ -是黄色的
- Do you know what my backpack looks like? - It's yellow.
没错
That's correct.
听着 你不需要担心德维
Look, you don't have to worry about Devi.
我保证
Hey, I promise.
-我只想知道你想认真谈感情 -当然了！
- I just want to know that you're in this. - Yeah. I definitely am!
我之后也一定会去看你的比赛 我不知道我当时是怎么想的
And of course I'll be at your game later. I don't know what I was thinking.
我今晚会把所有功课复习完 好让我把精力 集中在我俩的感情功课上
I'm gonna do all my studying tonight, so that I can focus on this chemistry.
那真是太糟了 我也很讨厌那样
Ah, that stinks and I hated that,
但…
but...
我好像原谅你了
I guess you're forgiven.
大家好啊 看！
Hey, everyone. Look!
我给大家买♥♥了很贵的果汁！
I bought us expensive juices!
谢谢你 吉塔
Thank you, Geeta.
但喝的时候不能出声 得让我听到打情骂俏的声音
But no slurping. I need to hear all the flirting.
那你有什么爱好吗？
And do you have any hobbies?
我发现如果你热爱工作 就不需要爱好了
I find that you don't need hobbies if you love what you do for work.
-好吧 那你是做什么的？ -主要是验尸
- Oh, great. And what do you do? - Mostly autopsies.
失陪一小会儿
Excuse me for just a second.
不 卡玛拉 我来开门 拜托你陪在新朋友身边吧
Oh, no, no, Kamala, I've got it. Please stay with your new friends.
真好
Okay, great.
我可以找个周末带你去太平间看看
No, I could bring you to the morgue one weekend.
嗨 我是莱雅
Hi, I'm Rhyah.
我婆婆说她收到了邀请 来参加派对
My mother-in-law said she was invited to a party here.
是的 欢迎 我是娜里妮 尼玛拉是我的婆婆
Uh, yes, welcome. I'm Nalini, and Nirmala is my mother-in-law.
她刚去看眼科医生了 我刚刚试着在路边放下她
She just went to the eye doctor. I tried to let her out at the curb,
但她开始朝你们家的灌木丛走去 所以…
but she started veering towards your bushes, so...
-你好啊 莱雅！ -你好啊 尼玛拉阿姨！
- Ah, hello, Rhyah! - Hi, Nirmala Auntie!
看来你已经见过娜里妮了
I see you've already met Nalini.
她是个优秀的医生 有很多病人 但没有朋友
She's a brilliant doctor with many patients and zero friends.
-我有朋友 -你们俩聊聊吧
- I have friends. - You two should chat.
你们俩都在医疗领域工作
You are both in the medical field.
-我是皮肤科医生 你是做什么的？ -我是营养师
- Oh. I'm a dermatologist. What do you do? - I'm a nutritionist.
其实我不认为自己在医疗领域工作
And actually I don't consider myself in the medical field.
尤其现在医疗界更关注赚钱 而不是治愈病人
Especially now that they focus more on profits than healing people.
我更喜欢活在健康空间里
I prefer to exist in the wellness space.
我替你感到高兴！失陪了
Mm-hmm. Good for you! Could you excuse me for a second?
我来开！其他人别想开！
I got it! No one else get it!
曼尼什！
Manish!
德维还在犹豫 是否要问帕克斯顿关于海莉的事
Devi couldn't decide whether or not to ask Paxton about Haley.
一方面 她认为自己是女权主义者
On one hand, she considered herself a feminist
会为有需要的姐妹撑腰
who would stand up for a sister in need.
但另一方面 她不想跟老海莉落得同一下场
But on the other hand, she also didn't want to end up
被帕克斯顿甩到一边
in Paxton's Goodwill pile with old Haley.
（新的好友：海莉加西亚-818）
看来女权主义会占上风
Looks like feminism was gonna win.
嘿
Hey.
我是答应过不会这么做
So I know I said I wouldn't,
但我跟那个喷子聊了下去
but I kind of kept talking to the troll.
什么？为什么？
What? Why?
到头来 她其实不是喷子 实际上她是
Well, she actually turned out not to be a troll and was in fact,
海莉
Haley,
然后她告诉我说你和她上♥床♥了
who then told me that you had sex with her,
上完她后就不理她了
and then kind of blew her off.
她那是胡说八道
That's messed up that she told you that.
所以那不是真的？
So, it's not true?
不是
No.
我是说 有一部分是真的 但我不是故意要冷落她的
Well, I mean, yeah, it's kind of true, but I didn't do it to be mean.
我慌了 不知道该怎么处理 所以我就躲着她了
I panicked, and I didn't know how to deal, so I just avoided her.
那样似乎更容易
Seemed easier that way.
对你来说是更容易
For you.
但你真的伤害了她
But you really hurt her.
你知道她是因为你才加入了乐团吗？
You know she joined orchestra because of you?
像她这样的人不应该加入乐团
People like her aren't supposed to join orchestra.
好吧 我想我以前是挺渣的
All right, I guess I was kind of a dick back then,
我现在不会这样对别人了
but I wouldn't do that to someone now.
我相信你 但我觉得你应该向她道歉…
I believe you, but I think you should apologize to her and...
什么？
What?
不要 再次提起这件事很奇怪
No. It's weird to bring it up again.
老实说 她还欠我一个道歉呢 她向我的女朋友说我的坏话
And honestly, she owes me an apology for trashing me to my girlfriend.
-帕克斯顿 拜托 你对她太过分了 -德维 别闹了 我不会道歉的
- Paxton. Come on, you were awful to her. - Devi. Drop it. I'm not apologizing.
-你一定要道歉！ -我不干
- You have to! - No, I don't.
那我就不能和你在一起了！
Well, then I can't be with you!
我…
I...
什么？
What?
该死 你把这位 长得像埃里克王子的男人甩了？
Damn, you got rid of this Prince Eric-looking dude?
如果我是你的奶奶 我也会很生气
I'd be furious too if I was your grandma.
他长得像电视里的人一样帅
He's like CW beautiful.
我知道啊 但即使是那样的下颌线 也没能让我准备好结婚