流言终结者（2003）

MythBusters S13E06

Part 5 Dec. 17, 2020, 12:55 p.m.

Looks perfect.
很不错
Jamie's been working on a way to compress 10 pounds of poop
杰米正忙着压缩4.5公斤便便
into Adam's five-pound bag.
以便放入亚当2.3公斤的袋子里
This thing right here is an engine hoist.
这是一架发动机起重机
Now normally, it's used to lift an engine off the ground
一般用它把发动机抬离地面
with that hydraulic piston and this lever.
借助的是这个液压活塞和杠杆
But, the way I see it,
但我想的是
if I take that piston out and I put a longer lever here,
如果把这个活塞拆掉杠杆加长
I'll have myself something like a gigantic garlic press.
我就能自♥制♥一个像是大型压蒜器的装置
And that might be just the thing to compress 10 pounds of poop
那样它就可以把4.5公斤的便便压缩
into a five-pound bag.
装进2.3公斤的袋子里
I reckon that ought to work just fine.
我估计它应该管用
So now to see what the poop press can do.
现在来看看压便器的效果如何
Loading the poop.
放入便便
But it's gonna require some straining.
但这需要一些压力
Just be patient.
耐心点
Sometimes it takes a while to make a nice poo.
有时候要花一番功才能压出好便便
And, unsurprisingly, all that pressure
毫无疑问施加压力
is also producing a lot of toxic brown sludge.
也产生了大量有毒的棕色污水
That's got to be thousands of pounds of pressure on that.
它上面有上百斤的压力
I think that's probably good enough.
我觉得差不多了
All right, let's try that out.
好的我们来试试吧
All right.
好了
Compared to an uncompressed 10 pounds of poop,
与压缩前的4.5公斤便便相比
their shtick brick is almost half the size.
这块独特的便便砖体积几乎是原来的一半
But does that mean it'll fit into Adam's bag?
但这是否意味着它能装进亚当的袋子里呢
That's an impressive amount of compression.
真是压缩了不少体积啊
Yeah, we're on the right track.
是的我们的思路是对的
We have the tools.
我们有工具
We have the, you know, the methodology.
也有方法
And I think we're on the road to success.
我觉得我们正走向成功
Well, with the bag and the poop press
他们用袋子和压便器
and the poop loaded...
装入便便
This is freaking disgusting.
真是太恶心了
I tell you what -- I'm glad it's not dog poo, though.
跟你说还好不是狗屎
It's time to put on the squeeze.
该把它放进压榨机了
Okay, ready? Yeah.
准备好了吗好了
we harvest the poop
我们收获便便
twice a year in the spring and the fall.
一年两次春秋二季
Baked into cakes which are fermented in our attic.
放阁楼发酵烤成蛋糕
As that disgusting fluid runs off,
随着那恶心的汁液流出
It's clear the 10 pounds of dung is diminishing.
4.5公斤的便便正在变小
But
但是
Okay, pulling it up.
拉上来
All right.
好嘞
Oh, okay,
好吧
So this is one of the problems we're having.
看来这里有些状况
Okay, well let's... We're accordioning.
好吧像在拉手风琴
See if you can settle that down in there.
看看咱能不能把这些塞下去
So, with a little manual assistance,
通过一些手动辅助
the poop is pushed down further into the bag.
便便被更紧地压进了包里
Jamie's family have been manure massagers
杰米的家族便便按♥摩♥事业
for three centuries,
已沿承了300年
started just before the American revolution.
始于美国革命前
And that hands-on approach has them nearing the finish.
这手工劳动助他们的实验接近尾声
We're getting closer. Yeah.
挺近的啦对
Now remember, we've got to tie that
别忘了咱得在这条线下面
under that line, right?
系上口袋对吧
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.
是的好啦
The bag goes back into the press once more.
再一次把包放入压榨机
Okay, go for it.
好开始吧
And after a final, heroic push
进行最后的奋力一压
Dude, dude!
伙计伙计
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
哈利路亚哈利路亚哈利路亚
Well, after all that wrangling,
在不断的扯皮之后
we took that 10 pounds of poop
我们把4.5公斤的便便
and put it into that bag.
放进了这个袋子里
It fits in a five-pound bag.
这个只可以放2.3公斤便便的袋子
Hallelujah
哈利路亚
It's mission accomplished.
任务完成
Or is it?
真的如此吗
We did it! We did it!
我们做到了我们做到了
Ten pounds of poop in a five -- uh-oh.
4.5公斤便便放在了2.3 不对
How much does it weigh?
这有多重啊
It weighs 7.5 pounds.
3.4公斤重
Well, I guess that means we squeezed
我觉得咱是从里面挤出了
2.5 pounds of water out of it.
1.2公斤的水分
Most poop, or all poop, has water in it,
大多数便便或是所有便便都含水
And if we squeezed it out, we ought to put it back.
咱得把挤出去的水也算上
It's part of the poop.
那也是便便的一部分
I feel like that's cheating.
我觉得这是胡说
Water's not poop.
水才不是便便
This is poop.
这才是便便
I think this equals poop,
我觉得这相当于便便
And this is what we need to put in here.
我们只要把它放进去就成了
It's amazing what kind of philosophical discussions
惊人的是你在塞便便的时候
you can get into in trying to put poop in a bag.
会使用哲学式讨论
Do you would think it would be simpler?
你觉得这能让问题简单化吗
Yep, this myth confuses volumes and mass.
没错这段流言搞混了体积和质量
Five pounds of poop fits the bag with no room to spare.
2.3公斤的便便可以严丝合缝地塞进袋子里
But when we compact 10 pounds,
但当我们压进初始体积两倍的
which had twice the initial volume,
4.5公斤便便时
It now fits into the same bag.
同样可以塞进同一个袋子里
However, the water that's lost during compression
但在挤压过程中水分也被挤出了
Means the bag no longer weighs
这意味着包里的载重
the 10 pounds it's supposed to.
不再是之前的4.5公斤了
So, how to call it?
我们的结论呢
On the one hand, we were able to take 10 pounds of poop
一方面我们可以把4.5公斤的便便
and fit it into a five-pound bag.
塞进只能放2.3公斤便便的袋子里
So, you might say we were successful.
所以可以说我们成功了
But on the other hand, in that process,
但另一方面在塞放过程中
we lost a couple pounds of liquid,
我们流失了一定重量的水分
So the final resulting bag weighs less than 10 pounds.
所以最后袋子没有承载4.5公斤
So, you would say that we were unsuccessful.
所以也可以说我们失败了
I'm inclined to accept the latter,
我更倾向于后者
Because by definition,
因为从定义上来说
if you're taking 10 pounds of poop
你若是把4.5公斤的便便
and putting it in a five-pound bag,
放入能承重2.3公斤的袋子
that bag ought to weigh 10 pounds.
那个袋子必须称起来也是4.5公斤
Now, that may be a little bit of a crappy conclusion,
这也许是个蹩脚的结论
but, heck,
但是妹的
Who gives a...
谁会在乎呢
As yet, catching a greased pig has been comical,
现在捉油猪实验变得很滑稽
but not impossible.
但也棘手
So now, the team is getting competitive.
队员间的竞争开始变得激烈
You did it!
你做到了
Now, we are back
现在我们回去
With our own inventions to catch pigs.
带上我们的发明来捉猪
Now, as it stands, it took Kari a minute to catch hers,
现在为止卡莉花了1分钟
It took Grant two minutes to catch his,
格兰特耗时2分钟
And it took me a whole five minutes.
而我花了整整5分钟
We're going to do it again and see who comes on top.
我们要再实验一次看看谁最快
Yep, and first to try for the pig-catching cup is Kari,
第一个登场捉猪的是卡莉
who's keeping it simple with a bait-and-pick strategy.
她采取了简单的诱敌套路
Okay, so hopefully
希望到时候
He'll stop, get a snack, and then bam.
它就会停下吃点东西然后就上当了
The gloves are on, but will they mean
手套就绪但这是否意味着
Kari can catch this greased oinker with ease?
卡莉可以更容易捉到这些油腻腻的家伙呢
He's getting really slippery now.
它现在真挺滑的
All right, let's. Hang on. I'm good.
好的咱要上了