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and we're gonna fill it with eight cats.
我们将在里面放出八只猫
Our job is to move those cats from the big pen...
接着我们的任务就是把猫从大围栏
Into the little pen,
赶进小围栏里
or as we're fond of calling it,
我们又喜欢把小围栏叫做
the cat corral.
猫栏
And thanks to the the Animal Friends Rescue Project,
感谢"动物救助项目"的大力支持
they've got eight curious kitties to round up.
他们友情赞助了八只充满好奇心的小猫咪
Okay.
好了
Now it's safe to unleash the beasts.
现在可以放出小猫咪了
This is exactly what I will look like
要是我变成一只猫
when I come back as a cat.
肯定就长这样
See?
看见没
Sorry.
不好意思啊
With the cats contained,
猫咪已经就位
they're ready for some cat herding.
可以开始牧猫了
And first, it's over to Adam
首先上场的是亚当
and his gifts of "purr"suasion.
一展他的"说猫力"
Good luck, buddy. Okay.
祝你好运 兄弟 好的
You want to go this way.
你想走这边
Straight away, the big difference
直观来说
between sheep and cats is that these cats
猫和羊的最大区别在于
will not flock together,
猫不会聚集在一起
I- guess because it's not natural behavior for them. - Come on.
那毕竟不符合它们的天性 来吧
So that means I'm trying to cajole them
所以这意味着我要把他们
into the pen one by one.
一只只的哄到围栏里
Hey, red.
你好 小红
Let's go over to the pen. What do you say?
我们去围栏里 好不好
Let's take a walk over there, see what's going on.
我们去那边溜达溜达 过去看看
This looks like it could be cool.
那边好像很好玩
Maybe this is an exit.
这也许是个出口
No, no, no, no. In, in, in! Wait, no!
不不 进去 等下
But now, it's been five minutes,
但现在 五分钟过去了
and even this one-on-one technique,
即使是这种根本不能叫做"放牧"的
which obviously you can't call herding,
一对一策略
isn't working at all.
也毫无进展
I cannot get this cats to go anywhere
这些猫根本不会去任何
that I want them to go.
我想让它们去的地方
He's like, "Amateur."
他看起来真"业余"
Jamie, whatever the opposite of luck is,
杰米 不知道"幸运"的反义词是什么
that's what I'm having here.
反正我是太不走运了
Yep, the cat's instinctive response to Adam
没错 这些猫对于亚当的本能反应
is to ignore him.
就是无视他
So he tries something a little more hands-on.
所以他采取了一种动"手"性更强的方法
All right, I'm just gonna put them in the pen,
我要把它们抱到围栏里
see if I can get them all in.
看我能不能把它们都弄进来
I know this is cheating, but it's all I got.
我知道这是作弊 但我别无他法
But, as the number of cats in the pen grows,
但随着围栏里的猫越来越多
so does they caterwauling.
它们的不满情绪也在滋长
That was a bad idea of mine. I'm very sorry.
这个主意真糟 我很抱歉
At the 10-minute mark,
十分钟之后
it looks like Adam's about to close the gate on eight cats.
亚当看起来已经快要顺利抓住八只猫了
It's happening!
我居然做到了
Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory.
到嘴边的鸭子飞了
I give up. I got seven.
我放弃了 只有七只
I'm going with that as my score. It's your turn.
这就当做是我的最后得分吧 该你了
The cats refuse to flock together,
小猫们不想聚到一起
so Adam cheated seven into the corral.
亚当靠作弊弄进去七只
But can the Hyneman go one better
海曼能做到更好
and actually herd them?
并且真正"牧"猫吗
Let's start over here.
我们重新开始吧
Right.
好
So, I can see this cat's afraid of me.
我能感觉到小猫们很怕我
That's it. Go on.
就这样 走
Go on. Oh. Aww. Go on.
继续 走
So I'm gonna gently intimidate it
所以我要小小的恐吓它们
to get it to go where I want.
让它们去我想让它们去的地方
Yay!
太棒了
Jamie, nice!
杰米 真棒
Well done.
做得好
One cat -- I got to do it exactly what I wanted.
一只了 我肯定能做到的
But although the cats are going into the corral
但尽管小猫们是自愿
of their own free will,
进入围栏的
it's a tactic that only works one cat at a time,
但这种策略一次只能对付一只
so I'm not so sure this counts as herding.
所以我不确定这算不算放牧
Jamie's one-on-one approach has gotten five cats into the corral,
杰米的一对一策略让五只小猫进了围栏
but he's hit a snag.
但也碰到了钉子
Go on. Go.
继续 走啊
He's moving you back more than you're moving him forward.
它让你退的比你让他进的还多
There are still three cats to go...
还剩下三只...
Go. Go. Go. Come on!
走啊 来啊
And none of them are afraid of him.
这三只可一点不怕他
I don't think you're gonna get him to move, Jamie.
我不觉得你能请动它 杰米
Okay. Well, I got five in the pen.
好吧 我把五只弄到了围栏里
I got three that just wouldn't play ball.
还有三只不合作的
It was very respectable.
很让人敬佩了
Nicely done.
做得好
Are you almost ready to die?
你是用生命在牧猫吗
Well, Jamie's technique worked far better than mine.
杰米的方法比我的要好得多
By stamping his feet and clapping his hands,
跺跺脚 拍拍手
he was able to cajole
他就把五只小猫
five of these felines into the pen,
哄到了围栏里
but that still gives him a 36% failure rate.
但也有36%的失败率
I think we're gonna have to bring some technology into this mix.
我觉得我们应该用上一些高科技了
And by technology, I mean cat toys.
至于高科技 我指的是猫玩具
So far, two Mythbusters have caught two pigs,
目前为止两位流言终结者抓到了两只猪
and all in under five minutes.
并都在五分钟内完成
But now, it's Tory's turn to play catch,
现在 轮到托里一显身手了
and he's got a much heftier hog.
他要面对的是一只健壮很多的猪
She said her favorite dish is italian.
它说它最喜欢意大利菜
150 pounds of pig is caked in two gallons of grease
68公斤的猪 涂了将近4升的油脂
and then released.
然后放出去
Hey! Hey! She's getting out.
它出来了
All right, start the timer.
好了 开始计时
All right, baby. Just chill. Just be cool.
宝贝 冷静 乖一点
Just be cool.
乖一点
Whoa! You almost got her!
你差点抓到了
Damn it! Go for the leg!
该死 抓它的腿
Oh, you're tiring her out. There you go!
你把它累坏了 有戏
You got her! You got her!
你抓到它了 抓到它了
Holy crap.
该死的
She is heavy.
它太重了
And strong.
还很壮
Yep, at 3/4 of Tory's body weight,
的确 是托里体重的四分之三
she's a lot of hog to handle.
它的确是一只难搞的猪
She's tiring you out.
瞧它把你累的
There was her strategy the whole time.
这一直是它的策略
She might be smarter than us.
它也许比我们聪明
God...
上帝啊
Finally, just before the five-minute mark...
最后 就在马上要到五分钟的时候...
Wheelbarrow -- I like that technique.
独轮手推车 我喜欢这个策略
You're doing it!
你要成功了
Tory gets a grip on a leg
托里抓住了一只腿
and heaves his hog into the ring.
把他的猪拖到了圆圈里
Whoo! You did it!
你做到了
That was probably one of the hardest things
这也许是我在这个节目里
I've ever done on this show.
做过的最难的事之一了
That girl was big...
这姑娘又大...
Fat...
又肥...
Tough...
又结实...
Strong...
又强壮...
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