流言终结者（2003）

MythBusters S13E06

Part 4 Dec. 17, 2020, 12:55 p.m.

Stinky.
还很臭
But man, she's tenacious.
上帝啊它真是太难搞了
So, this is clearly busted.
显然流言被终结了
It's not impossible to catch a greased pig.
抓一只涂了油的猪不是不可能
But we're mythbusters.
但我们是流言终结者
I feel like we could do this better,
我想我们可以做的更好
you know, make a better pigger-upper.
研究一些更好的抓猪方法
All right, well, a few ground rules.
好吧有些基本要求
No tranquilizer darts and no nets.
不能用麻♥醉♥枪♥和网
Whatever we make, we have to carry along with us.
不管做什么都要单凭自己的力量
And the most important rule --
最重要的要求是
No pig shall be harmed in the making of this episode.
在本集中不能伤害到任何一只猪
Of course!
当然了
So having proved this task is not impossible,
既然已经证实了这项任务并非不可能
just downright difficult,
只是非常困难
it's time to bust out that old mythbusters ingenuity
是时候挣脱传统流言终结者的模式
and create some pigger-uppers
创造一些更高级的抓猪方法了
To make catching greased pigs a breeze.
让抓一只涂了油的猪变得轻而易举
And each mythbuster
每位流言终结者
has a very different pig-catching tactic to try.
都要尝试一个截然不同的抓猪策略
And this one is mine.
这个是我的方法
That's right!
没错
I got a pair of grabby claws.
我要用到一对步兵钳
Now, these are made out of plastic
它们是塑料做的
and they might break.
很容易断
So I'm gonna remake my own.
所以我要重新改造它
Get ready, porky!
做好准备吧猪猪
It's time for round two!
第二回合要开始了
Now, for my technique for catching the pig,
至于我的抓猪策略
I'm gonna be using suction.
我要用到皮搋子
Now, we've used suction a lot on this show,
我们曾在节目中多次使用吸附装置
like when Adam climbed up the side of a building.
比如亚当攀爬大楼时使用的吸盘
Well, good luck there, little buddy. Thank you.
祝你好运哥们谢谢
But I'm not just gonna be using the plungers
但这次我不仅把皮搋子
for the suction alone.
当作吸盘
I'm also going to attach some vacuum cleaners to the plungers.
还要把活塞和吸尘器相连
Let's see if that greased pig can get away.
看看那"油滑"的小猪还能否逃之夭夭
When things get really complicated for a simple task,
当一项简单的任务越来越复杂时
you really just have to keep it simple.
你要做的就是化繁为简
So, I know Tory's working with an idea that sort of sucks,
我知道托里正忙着他那个烂"吸"的方法
and Grant's got a lot of air.
而格兰特的又很"空"
I'm hoping for a softer touch here.
我希望来一次更温柔的接触
I'm thinking that this fur will grab on to the lube
我的想法是这层绒毛粘到润滑油后
and make it so that I can actually hold on to the pig easily.
如果能粘牢我就能轻松抓住小猪了
Well, that's one part of Kari's tactic.
但这只是卡莉策略的一部分
But to make the pigs come to her,
为了吸引小猪过来
she's got a secret ingredient.
她还准备了秘密配方
You ever heard, "eat like a pig"?
你听说过 "吃相像猪"这个说法吗
Well, I found some things that are irresistible to the swine.
我们准备了一些令猪难以抗拒的诱惑
So, as the piggy's getting into the food,
所以当小猪开始大快朵颐后
I'm gonna sneak up right behind him,
我就悄悄溜到它身后
get right in the blind spot and pick him up.
躲在他的视线范围外然后把它提起来
Kari's finished,
卡莉已做好准备
but Tory's idea is just starting to come together.
而托里的设计才刚开始整合
And although it may seem like
尽管它看起来像是
something from the cartoon villain handbook...
参照漫画中反派形象设计的...
with plungers attached to vacuum hoses,
皮搋子连上真空管
it sure will suck.
它肯定很能吸
Liposuction!
吸脂器
Get your fresh, hot liposuction!
新出锅热乎的吸脂器
And while Tory's been plugging away,
当托里埋头苦干地时候
Grant's getting some air to power his claws.
格兰特正在为他的金属爪配备气压动力
So, what I've got so far is a backpack with my air supply,
目前我准备的背负装置包括空气补给罐
a couple solenoid valves, a battery --
一对电磁阀和一块电池
Everything that I need to power these actuators,
所有这些会推动
which are going to be connected to my arms.
与我胳膊相连的传动装置
The last piece of the puzzle is the claw.
整个设计的最后一环就是金属爪
And by machining some aluminum elements,
经过一系列的铝合金机器加工
hopefully, he's got that sorted.
希望他已经组装好了
Okay. I am done with my claws.
好了我的金属爪做好了
Time for a little test.
来做个小测试吧
All right, they do look a little pinchy,
好吧他们看起来应该夹着挺疼的
so I think what I'm going to do is cut up,
所以我现在要裁剪
like, a padded welding glove
一副厚实的电焊防护手套
and put it over each claw.
然后包裹在金属爪上
Yep, Grant's plan is to rule with an aluminum fist.
没错格兰特的计划就是使用铝爪
This is claw test
铝爪测试
in three, two, one...
三二一开始
As you can see, no marks, no damage.
你看无夹痕无伤害
It'll hold the pigs leg securely
它将牢牢地夹住猪腿
without causing the pig any harm.
而且又不会伤害到猪
Operation pig catcher is complete.
制♥作♥捕猪器行动已经完成
But now, it's time to test our devices on real pigs.
现在我们就要在小猪身上试试了
This is going to be interesting.
肯定很有趣
Coming up, the mythbusters enter the ring
接下来流言终结者将与
with more foxy felines.
更多狡猾的喵星人打擂
But is there more than one way to herd a cat?
但还有其他方法来牧猫吗
Taking a catnap from cats,
先让猫咪们打个盹
next is a myth that stinks.
我们来看一条臭流言
So, what's up next?
下一个是什么
10 pounds of poop in a five-pound bag.
4.5公斤的便便装进2.3公斤的袋子里
Yeah, I know what you mean,
是啊我知道你的意思了
but what's the story?
但具体什么内容
Oh, no, no, no, that is the story.
不不不那就是具体内容
It's the idiomatic phrase,
那个俗语是说
"You can't put 10 pounds of poop in a five-pound bag."
4.5公斤便便装不进2.3公斤的袋子
You mean, like, indicating something is impossible?
就是表示某件事不可能做到
Exactly.
没错
Well, I've always heard it said,
我常听到的版本是
"10 pounds of *** in a five-pound bag."
4.5公斤"屎"装不进2.3公斤的袋子
So have I, but because it's a family show,
我也是但因为这是一个家庭节目
We can't say ***.
所以我们不能说"屎"
Well, can we say crap?
那我们能说"粪"吗
Well, apparently we can say crap,
"粪"显然可以说
but only twice in an episode,
但一集只能说两次
and we just did.
我们刚刚都用完了
It's a phrase that implies something is explicitly undoable.
这个习语的寓意是有些事情明显做不成
But is this scatological saying logical?
但这条"肮脏"的俗语符合逻辑吗
Is it really impossible to scoop 10 pounds of poop
4.5公斤的便便真的无法装进
into a five-pound bag?
2.3公斤的袋子里吗
Well, to find out,
为了求证
first they're going to need that mythical bag.
他们首先要准备的就是那个传说中的袋子
Welcome to the "Mythbusters" poopcraft corner.
欢迎来到《流言终结者》便便工艺小百科
Today, we'll be making a bag
今天我们要做一个
that holds precisely five pounds of poop.
能精确装进2.3公斤便便的袋子
What we've got here is...
我们准备了...
A bunch of pounds of
一大堆
Horse poop.
马便便
Horse pucky.
马的"翔"
It's real.
这是真的
So, the first order of business
现在要做的第一件事
is to weigh out five pounds of equine number two.
就是称出2.3公斤重的马的"大号♥"
I'm going to have to etch onto this,
我一定要在这上面注明
"Never use this bowl for food."
请勿用此碗盛装食物
Five pounds of poop.
2.3公斤便便准备好了
Next, Adam sews a bag that holds just that volume.
然后亚当缝制了一个能装下这些的袋子
That right there, my friends, is a five-pound bag of poop.
朋友们这是一袋2.3公斤重的翔
You can give these away for birthdays, weddings,
你可以把它作为生日婚礼
bar mitzvahs -- whatever you want.
成年礼或其他任何活动的礼品送人
And while Adam's been on doodoo duty...
在亚当忙着他的便便事业的时候