流言终结者（2003）

Seen it.
好看吗?
Definitely no.
很显然不好看
No.
谢特
No. Nope.
谢特 谢特
Boring.
无聊
So many channels, and nothing's on.
这么多频道，哪个都不咋地
Narrator: Welcome to "mythcrackers."
旁白：欢迎来到 "流言破坏者"
That was fun, being on that show.
刚才那个还有点儿意思
What was it we were trying to prove again?
我们刚才所做的事，又证明了什么？
Don't know. Don't care.
无所谓，无所谓
Blow it up!
吔屎啦!
But you know, I was thinking.
你知道吗，我现在在想
If we did their show, shouldn't they do our show?
既然他们能模仿我们，难道我们就不能模仿他们么？
A "simpsons" special? Absolutely.
辛普森一家 特辑？ 没错
Let's do it.
走起
Hi. Hey.
嗨 嘿
Who's this? It's al jean.
他是谁？ 他是Al Jean
Okay. Hi, al. Pleased to meet you.
好的，你好Al 很高兴见到你
Jamie, it's al jean. I'm sorry?
杰米，他是Al Jean啊 抱歉，他是谁？
The executive producer and the showrunner
有史以来最好的动画监制人兼执行人，
监制人 & 执行人
荣获8次艾美奖和1次皮博迪奖
Of the best animated series ever
有史以来最好的动画监制人兼执行人，
And the longest-running scripted show on television,
在电视上上演时间最长的，
"The Simpsons."
"辛普森一家"
Oh, "the simpsons." Welcome, al.
哦，辛普森一家 啊，非常欢迎
You were thinking "south park."
你以为是"南方公园"呢
So, are we gonna be animating?
我们将被动画化？
No. Look, their writing staff is packed with science and math geeks, right?
不会的。看好，这个家伙脑子里又有科学又有数学知识，对吧？
110% percent.
百分之一百一的正确
And they try and hold to the laws of physics, right? Yeah.
并且他们尝试遵循物理法则，是吧？ 是的
Conservation of mass, it's the law.
这就是质量守恒法则
Ish. We're gonna do a couple of stories from "the simpsons." Like what?
我们将要验证两个有关"辛普森一家"的流言 比如？
Okay, we've got one where bart throws a lit cherry bomb
影片中，Bart把一个樱桃爆竹扔进了学校的下水道系统
Into the sewer system of the school.
影片中，Bart把一个樱桃爆竹扔进了学校的下水道系统
And turns all of the toilets in the school into geysers.
然后，所有的马桶都变成喷泉了
One of my favorite episodes, "the crepes of wrath."
我最喜欢的一集之一，"可丽饼的愤怒"
Okay, that works. What else?
好的，可以，那另一个呢？
We have another one where homer protects his house
另一个流言是，Homer为了保护他的房♥子
From a 5,000-pound wrecking ball
把自己放在2.27吨♥的毁房♥子用的破坏球上
By putting his body between the wrecking ball and the house.
来阻止破坏球毁掉房♥子
So, cartoon physics in the real world.
也就是把卡♥通♥动画里的物理搬到现实生活中
That's jamie excited.
你看，杰米兴奋了
He's excited to get out of this room. Yeah, probably.
他兴奋到想离开这间屋子了 对，差不多
Now, it is one thing to look at physics from the movie world
现在要做的就是，看看电影里的物理效果在现实世界是怎样的
And see how realistic they are in the real world.
现在要做的就是，看看电影里的物理效果在现实世界是怎样的
It's another entirely to try that with a cartoon.
这些流言的来源就是这个卡♥通♥动画
And in investigating homer versus the wrecking ball,
并且以他来研究他如何对抗破坏球
Jamie's tackling the wrecking ball.
杰米去制♥作♥破坏球
And I've got to build a full-size homer
我去做一个全尺寸的Homer，同等的体重、肚腩
With all the same dimensions, body mass and water content...
我去做一个全尺寸的Homer，同等的体重、肚腩
...As if homer was a real person.
做成如同真人一样
Yep. To determine the kinetic energy implications
为了判断动能守恒定律对Homer英雄举动的影响
Of homer's heroic intervention,
为了判断动能守恒定律对Homer英雄举动的影响
The size and mass of the key animated elements
关键性的大小和重量信息
Have to be accurately translated from springfield to the real world.
已被精确的转换为现实世界单位和值
So, al, we really strive to be as accurate as possible on this show.
Al，我们在节目中尽可能的精确作业
So I'm hoping you can supply us with some real-world dimensions of homer.
因此，我非常希望你能把Homer在真实世界的大小提供给我们
Lights. How tall is he?
关灯。他有多高？
Well, you have to be really accurate.
嗯，你已经做得很精确了
He's 5'11", and that's what the animators always use.
他有(大约)1.8米高，许多动画制♥作♥人都用这个数
What about his shoe size? - 11½.
他的鞋多大？ 45号♥
Those are almost exactly my dimensions.
他的尺码跟我很像诶
Well, the good news for you
嗯，告诉你个好消息
Is you have less stomach and more hair.
你的肚皮比他小，头发比他多
Speaking of his stomach, How much does homer actually weigh?
逗死我了，那他到底多重呢？
Well, about 240, but we think 239 is funnier. So 239.
大约240磅(≈108.9kg)，不过我觉得239磅更有意思。那就239磅吧
Ladies and gentlemen, this is homer simpson full size.
女士们先生们，这就是他的实际大小
Al, thank you so much. I'm gonna leave you alone with the doughnuts. Is that ok?
Al，非常感谢你。你自己在这儿和甜甜圈过吧，你看行不？
They'll be gone when you're back.
你回来后他们都会被我吃光
Mm, doughnuts.
嗯，甜甜圈
Armed with homer's exact specs,
按照Homer的精确规格
Adam commences the construction of an animated american icon.
亚当着手建造他的美国动画偶像
U.S.A.!
大美帝
Starting with upholstery foam...
从家具用泡沫开始...
That's pretty good.
效果还不错
...Adam utilizes a method with familiar, family-friendly results.
亚当用合适的方法给大家带来个不错的结果
This technique that I'm using of gluing an open-cell urethane foam to itself
我现在使用技巧是 自粘合有孔的聚氨酯泡沫
Is referred to as additive foam building
这是用来粘住泡沫的添加剂
Because, instead of casting and mold-making inflexible foam,
用这样的方式来代替模具成型
I'm physically building the parts that I need out of sheet foam.
我从材料上裁剪后，手工地制♥作♥我需要的每个部分
What you might not know, This is how all your muppets were made.
你可能不知道，那些特大号♥布偶就是这么做出来的
Yep, same technique.
没错，同样的手法
There we go. Do I look like homer at all?
黑喂狗，我看起来像不像Homer?
With the arms starting to take shape,
手臂逐渐成形
It's on to homer's famously tubby torso.
是时候装到Homer的肥胖身躯上了
One, two, three, four, and five.
一，二，三，四，还有第5个
Doesn't look like much, but that's gonna be homer soon.
现在看上去不太像Homer，不过，一会儿就像了
A series of cylindrical discs glued together form the tapered shape.
一串锥形的扁圆柱粘在一起
The human-like mass and density will come later.
稍后，一个重量和密度与人类相近的物体就成型了
For now, adam's immersed in his art.
现在，亚当专注于他的艺术创作
This is what we call a shop shower.
我们管它叫商店淋浴
Next, the arms are attached to shoulder joints.
现在，手臂已经固定在肩关节上了
And the legs are measured, cut, and positioned...On the posterior.
两腿已经测量，裁切，放在了...臀部
That's it, ladies and gentlemen.
女士们先生们，成了
And, with those foam pieces of the puzzle in place...
泡沫方块拼图谜题解决后...
All right. I'm pretty happy with that.
我对这玩意非常满意
That's lookin' a lot like homer.
现在看上去有点Homer的样子了
Adam heads out for help with homer's head.
亚当去求助其他人帮助他制♥作♥Homer的头部
This is the center of what used to be industrial light and magic.
这个中心曾经属于光影魔幻工业
Now, behind that blue door is legendary machinist merrick cheney,
在这扇门后面就是传说中的机械师 梅里克·切尼
Who built armatures for the stop-motion films
他就是为定格电影"怪诞城之夜"以及其他许多电影
里士满，加利福尼亚州
梅里克·切尼 设计
"nightmare before christmas" and a million other movies.
制♥作♥模具的机械师
And he is going to help us get homer's head screwed on right.
他将会帮我们制♥作♥好Homer的头部模具
So, merrick, how is this gonna work?
Merrick，他是如何工作的？
So, we've taken your model of homer's head.
我已经拿到你提供的Homer的头部模型了
I've converted it into a machinable file.
并已经把他转成机器可读懂的文件了
And I've cut it up into, like, eight chunks.
并且我把它分成了八个块
That is cool.
屌♥爆了
And they all fit together kind of like a three-dimensional puzzle.
然后再把它们像三维游戏一样拼起来
And that eight-piece puzzle will form a central cavity,
这个8个块将被拼成一个空腔
A negative space mold of homer's ironically large cranium.
将用这个凹形模具填充成Homer的头部
While adam waits for all eight, The hyneman has been concocting an ingenious plan.
在亚当等待完工的期间，杰米在实现一个精密的设计
In the cartoon, homer appears to be on a wrecking ball that's about as tall as he is.
在动画片中，Homer能挂在破坏球上
In the cartoon, homer appears to be on a wrecking ball that's about as tall as he is.
说明他和那破坏球一样高
And, because it's so much larger than a real-world wrecking ball,
但在现实世界，那破坏球太大了
直径 2.5英尺(≈0.762m)
铸造的钢化破坏球
I've got to make my own.
所以我得自己定制一个
And that's not exactly an easy task. But I've got an idea.
很显然，这任务不轻松，不过我已经有个主意了
Easy as pi.
做圆很简单
The task at hand is to build a custom wrecking ball
现在的任务是先定制一个同尺寸破坏球
The same dimensions as the one in the clip
现在的任务是先定制一个同尺寸破坏球
But weighing in at a realistic 5,000 pounds.
但重量得是现实生活中的5000磅
Heh, so, are you starting to get the picture?
准备好拍摄了吗？
It's a unique manufacturing assignment
这是个独特的制♥造♥业任务
阿♥拉♥梅达县(加利福尼亚)州的测爆区
斯普林菲尔德
The hyneman is tackling in his own unique way.
杰米用自己独特的方式做任务
There are a lot different ways of making a big, heavy ball.
有很多种方式来制♥造♥一个巨重的球
But the quickest and easiest way I know of to do it
但我所知道的既快速又简单的制♥作♥方法
Would be with steel-reinforced concrete.
就是用钢筋混凝土做