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Fresh Off the Boat S02E23

Part 2 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:54 a.m.

a human sibling.
一个兄弟姐妹
Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you.
啊对了我忘了告诉你
I'm already pregnant.
我已经怀孕了
Wh--
啥...
There is great power in public speaking,
如果你知道如何驾驭它
if you know how to harness it.
这就是演讲的巨大威力啊！
Can you teach me?
你能教教我吗？
I'd be honored.
很荣幸
But I'm busy.
但我很忙
Of course I will! See?
哈哈我当然会啦听着
In two sentences, I made you feel three feelings --
在两个句子里我能让你有三种感觉
disappointment and elation.
失望和开心
What's the third feeling?
第三种感受是什么?
Curiosity.
好奇心
What do you mean?
什么意思?
I don't have a suit.
我没有西装啊
I have two blazers, three khakis,
我有两件卫衣三条卡其裤
and six shirts that I mix and match
以及六件衬衫可以用来混合搭配
to create 36 different looks.
出36套不同装扮
Isn't a suit complicated to make?
西装不是很难做吗?
Hmm.
好
I wanted to play video games,
我想玩电脑游戏
but Alison insisted we have a study date.
但是艾莉森坚持认为我们要来一次学习约会
I guess being with Alison just makes me a better student.
我觉得跟艾莉森在一次让我成为了一个更好的学生
Does she do C.L.C.?
她上补习班吗?
Uh, no.
呃没有
Hmm.
嗯
What are you writing? Nothing.
你在写什么? 没什么
Can I talk to you for a second?
能借一步说话吗?
Try not to be too judgmental about Eddie's girlfriend.
尽量不要对埃迪的女朋友太苛刻
I know you want him to date a Chinese girl,
我知道你想让他跟一个中国女孩约会
but this is Florida.
但是这里可是弗罗里达
His options are limited.
他的选择很少啊
Well, then he should wait until he goes to college.
好吧那么他应该等到他上大学再谈
He could find a Chinese girl at Northwestern.
他可能会在西北部找到一个中国女孩
Georgia Tech.
佐治亚理工
Oh! - Right on time.
哦! - 灰常准时
That's another thing about Alison -- so punctual.
艾莉森还有个优点--非常准时
Um...
呃...
Oh, hi! You must be Mr. And Mrs. Huang.
哦你好！你们一定是黄先生和黄太太啦
I'm Alison.
我是艾莉森
Eddie, you didn't tell me your girlfriend was Chinese.
埃迪你没告诉我你女朋友是中国人呐
Oh!
哦!
I almost lost my balance from joy.
我高兴的差点站不稳
Hi. Um, have we met before? Because I thought --
嗨呃我们之前是不是在哪里见过? 因为我觉得 --
Oh, yes. We met at the Fall Ball.
哦是的我们在秋季舞会见过
Nice to see you again, Mr. Huang.
很高兴再次见到你黄先生
Please, please. Come in.
请请请进
Louis, you didn't tell me Alison was Chinese.
路易斯你没告诉我艾莉森是中国人啊
This is the only surprise you've ever given me
这是你给过我的唯一一次我喜欢的
that I have liked.
惊喜
I'd like to present you with a traditional gift of oranges.
我想送你们一筐传统礼物--橘子
I buy them wholesale.
我从批发商那里买♥♥来的
Yes.
就是这个味！
Eddie, shut the door. Shut the door.
埃迪关上门关上门
Shut the door! Shut the door!
快关门! 关上门!
I'll just put these in the kitchen.
我先把这些橘子放到厨房♥
Who are you?
你到底是谁?
Are you Eddie? Yes.
你是埃迪吗? 我是
I'm Audrey, Alison's friend from Youth Orchestra.
我是奥德丽艾莉森青年管弦乐团的朋友
Call her.She'll explain everything.
打电♥话♥给她她会向你解释一切的
Alison, I have so many questions for you.
艾莉森我有很多问题想问你
Where do you live? Where is your family from?
你住在哪里?你们一家人是从哪里来的?
Well, uh, we live near Thornton Park,
哦呃我们就住在桑顿公园附近
which is right over by...
就在...
Um, are you crying?
呃你是在哭吗?
I've been waiting for you.
我一直在等你
Come on. Come on. Let's go.
快过来快过来我们走
I'm sorry!
我很抱歉!
Why is there a Chinese girl here saying she's you?
为什么这里有个中国女孩说她是你?
I freaked out.
我吓坏了
All that talk about your mom got in my head,
所有有关你妈妈的说法在我脑海中不断闪现
so I sent my friend Audrey.
所有我让我的朋友奥德丽去了
She plays second-chair piccolo in orchestra with me.
她和我都在管弦乐团里她是第二排短笛演奏
Eddie, get off the phone! You're being rude!
埃迪挂掉电♥话♥!你这样很没礼貌!
And lose the bowls on the table.
另外把桌子上的碗撤掉
I'm gonna put out the good chips.
我要放一些好的薯片
I'm gonna tell her the truth. This is crazy!
我要告诉她真♥相♥ 这太疯狂了!
No, you can't! She'll hate me even more!
不你不能这样! 她会更恨我的!
Well, what was your plan?
好吧那你的计划是什么?
I didn't have one! I panicked!
我根本没有计划! 我很恐慌!
Hey, Eddie. Uh, Alison wanted to talk to you.
嘿埃迪呃艾莉森想跟你谈谈
That's not Alison.
那不是艾莉森
Whew.
唔
I didn't want to say anything.
那我没什么好说的了
I'm usually great with faces.
我对记人脸还是很在行的
Me, too.
我也是
Do you use the Eyes-Mouth Method
你是用眼鼻观测法还是
or the Most Prominent Feature?
突出特征记忆?
Both of you, shut your eyes-mouth.
你俩都给我闭嘴
No one cares.
没人在意这个
Is that Audrey? Say hi for me.
是奥德丽吗? 替我向她问好
Alison says hi.
艾莉森向你问好
Tell her, "Hi, Al."
告诉她 "你好小艾"
Your mom wanted me to tell you to come join us in the kitchen.
你妈妈想让我叫你去厨房♥加入我们
She's gonna make dumplings while I quiz you with flashcards.
她会做饺子同时我来用抽认卡来给你做测试
I have to go deal with this.
我必须得去处理一下了
Okay, but promise me you won't say anything.
好的但是你要向我保证你不会说出去
We'll figure something out tomorrow at school.
我们明天在学校把事情理清楚
Fine.
好吧
So, quick quesh --
那么问一个小问题 --
That's not Alison.
那不是艾莉森
She panicked and sent her friend Audrey.
她吓坏了然后派她的朋友奥德丽来了
I knew it wasn't her.
我就知道这不是她
I'm good with faces. I use the Mouth-Chin Method.
我认人很在行的我用嘴和下巴关联记忆
Perfect? Look at this sleeve.
刚刚好? 你看这个袖子
Can we move some of this over here?
我们能把一部分袖子移到这边吗?
That's not even a real ruler. That's Bubble Tape.
那甚至不是一把真正的尺子那只是泡泡糖带
Well, I hope you're happy. My mom loves you.
好吧我希望你听到会开心我妈妈很喜欢"你"
She does?!
真的吗?!
Oh. Right. That's not good.
哦对这样可不好
Having a Chinese girl come to my house and pretend she's you?
让一个中国女孩来我家并且假装她是你?
This is untenable, dawg!
这根本不科学啊妹子!
"Untenable"?
"不科学"?
I learned it,from Audrey's flashcards.
我从奥德丽的抽认卡上学到的
It was a long night.
那天晚上真难熬
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
I just really wanted your mom to like me.
我只是很想让你的妈妈喜欢我
I get it. But we have to come clean.
我明白但是我们必须得坦白交代这件事
Come over tonight. - We'll tell my mom it was a joke.
今天晚上来我家我们要跟我妈妈说这只是个玩笑
I'll introduce you, pop in a movie,
我会介绍你给我的家人一起看场电影
and boom -- problem solved.
然后咵擦 -- 问题解决了
A movie? How is that gonna fix anything?
一场电影? 一场电影怎么能解决所有的问题?
My mom's a huge Denzel fan.
我妈妈是丹泽尔的铁粉
I was saving "Malcolm X" For when I did something really bad,
我过去总是存着"马尔科姆 X"以防我做了很不好的事情比如
like turn our van into a low-rider.
把我们的厢式货车变成蹦蹦车
But these are desperate times.
但这都是非常时刻非常手段
And now, your valedictorian,
下面让我们欢迎我们最优秀的毕业生致辞
Emery...Emery... Emery...Emery...
埃默里...埃默里... 埃默里...埃默里...
Huang...Huang... Huang...Huang.
黄...黄... 黄...黄