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Fresh Off the Boat S02E12

Part 2 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

That's true.
也是
We could really take our time.
我们可以慢慢来
Not rush it.
不用速战速决
Hmm. I hate when we rush it.
嗯我讨厌速战速决
I always feel like I'm forgetting something.
我总觉得我忘了做什么
Hey, man. You pick up the tickets already?
嘿兄弟拿到票了?
That's dope! Thanks.
好嗨啊! 谢啦
"Member of the Rhythm Nation"?
"节奏国度会员卡"?
Since 1991.
自1991
The Rhythm Nation is built on honesty and, obviously, rhythm.
节奏国度是基于诚实建立起来的当然了还有节奏
I tried to be okay with giving the tickets
我试着让自己愿意送门票给你
To you and Alison, but I'm Janet's biggest fan.
但我是珍妮特的头号♥大粉丝
It's unfair to Janet if I'm not there.
如果我不去看他这对他太不公平了
But Alison's super excited to go.
但艾莉森敲期待去看他啊
I'm happy to take Alison, but we won on my dial.
带艾莉森去看也可以啊但是是我打电♥话♥赢来的票
So I feel like I need to take one of those tickets.
这其中一张票归我是应该的啊
Let me be clear.
直说了吧
I'm seeing Janet.
我要去看珍妮特
Thanks again for taking the kids tonight.
太谢谢你们今晚给我家看孩子惹
Of course. Our pleasure.
别客气我们很荣幸
I love that you two are making this valentine's day special.
你们要过情人节深得我心啊
Well, so do we. Yes.
我们也是
Where's eddie?
埃迪呢?
Oh, we're dropping him off at the janet jackson concert
我们去吃晚饭的时候送他去看珍妮·杰克逊
On the way to dinner.
的演唱会
Fun fact -- I gave Jermaine a root canal in '87.
有趣的是我87年的时候给小珍做过根管治疗
Hmm. Oh.
是吗厉害
So...where are you going to dinner?
你们要去哪里吃晚餐呢?
Oh, uh, I pulled a few strings
哦我托了个关系
and got us a table at Chez Franais.
在喜来登订了个位子
Hon, hon, hon.
很好吃哦
We might also go dancing after.
吃晚饭还有可能去跳舞
In fact, we should probably get going. Yeah.
所以我们应该出发了
Not without a picture.
拍个照再走啊亲
Uh, dad, stand behind mom.
爸爸站在妈妈后面
Uh, okay.
好的
And then -- good. Okay.
然后好的
So, wrap your arms around her waist.
把你的手臂环在她腰上
A little bit more...under. Under her arms.
放在她手臂下面
Under the purse.
放在包包下面
Under the purse. Okay.
放在包包下面好了
Okay.
好
Okay. Perfect.
好的完美
Trent!
特伦特
I knew it would be you.
我就知道是你
I would have been fine if it was her,
若是她来感觉一般啦
But two dudes at a janet jackson concert on valentine's day?
但是好基友在情人节的时候去听珍妮·杰克逊演唱会啊
That's the way it should be.
才是正解
OH, YOU NASTY BOYS. NASTY, NASTY BOYS. DON'T MEAN A THING?
哦你这个坏小基基啊基坏小基还说不是真感情?
DO DO DO-DO-DO-DO. OH, YOU NASTY BOYS. Whoo! We're gonna have fun!
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟哦你这个坏小基喔今天一定爽到爆
Hi, Trent! Happy Valentine's day.
嘿特伦特情人节快乐
Eddie explained everything.
埃迪已经和我解释了一切
I think we all deserve to see Janet.
我们都应该去看珍妮
But we only have two tickets!
但我们只有两张票啊
I have a plan.
哥自有妙计
So, what do you boys feel like doing?
小伙子们想玩点啥啊
Want me to show you some strangleholds?
我给你们表演一个鹰爪锁喉?
Teach you how to play a dirge on a bugle?
还是用军号♥吹一首哀乐?
Oh, I know!
我知道了!
How about a game, huh?
玩个游戏吧怎么样?
Let's play "Dare or dare."
咱们来玩 "大冒险大冒险"
You mean "Truth or dare"?
你是想说 "真心话大冒险"?
Truth is for moms.
真心话是娘们玩的
Men dare each other.
爷们都玩大冒险
Okay. I'll go first.
好我先来
Great.
好嘞
I dare you to go in your dad's sock drawer
你敢不敢到你♥爸♥装袜子的抽屉里
And mismatch a few.
把他的袜子搞混掉
Oh, my gosh! That's too much!
我的天啊太过分了
He's gonna be so annoyed!
他肯定很生气
Okay, your turn.
好了轮到你了
Huh?
来呀
I dare you to tell me a secret that honey doesn't know.
你敢不敢告诉我一个连蜜儿都不知道的秘密
Okay, okay.
好吧好吧
Uh...but what I say in this room stays in this room.
但是这个秘密只能留在这个房♥间里哦
You have my word.
我保证
I had a wife before honey.
我在蜜儿之前还有个老婆
That's not a secret. Everyone knows that.
这算什么秘密大家都知道啊
Nicole's mom.
不就是尼科尔的妈妈吗
No, no. I had a wife before that wife -- Lucinda.
不是在她之前还有个老婆露辛达
You're good at this game.
你真会玩
Oh, wow. That feels amazing.
哇真的是爽炸天了
It does feel amazing.
感觉真是刺♥激♥
Oh, I like that.
我好喜欢啊
I can't believe we can deduct your sit-down hair dryer
没想到你的坐式吹风机竟然也可以算在能减税的里面
As a business expense.
作为业务支出扣除
Deduct that bitch!
扣除他丫的!
What's going on?
什么情况?
Emery!
埃默里!
What are you doing here?
你们在干什么
It's not what it looks like.
其实不是你看到的这样
This is your romantic date? Doing your taxes?!
这就是你们的浪漫约会? 报税?!
Son, when a man and a woman love each other
儿子当一对男女相爱
And both own their own businesses,
并且彼此都有一份事业的时候
There's a lot of paperwork around tax season.
到了报税的时候都有很多文件需要处理
A quiet night alone gives us the chance to focus
我们需要一个安静的晚上集中精力
And not miss any crucial deductions.
不放过任何一个减免的机会
It's completely natural.
这是很自然的
There's nothing natural about this!
这有什么自然的!
You guys had one night alone, on Valentine's Day!
你们俩在情人节的晚上单独在一起
And this is what you did?
就做这个?
He'll be fine.
他会没事的
He just doesn't understand the demands
他只是不懂成人世界里的
of an adult relationship.
需求关系
I don't see anything wrong with what we're doing. Do you?
我并没有觉得我们做错了什么对吧?
Would you buy it that that old chair we donated
换你是查税的我说我们捐的那把破椅子值一千块
Was worth a grand?
你会相信吗?
Yeah.
当然
Yo, tickets! Tickets!
黄牛票黄牛票
What's up, girl? You got pretty hair. You want some tickets?
姑娘都发张了老灵额票子要伐
What's up, dude? You're so tall. You want a ticket?
小虎子张了老高额票子要伐
Hey, man.
黄牛哥
Hey. What's up, young'un?
小鲜肉怎么啦?
Want some tickets? I got you covered.
票子要伐吾这有啊
Actually, I have a pair of really good seats,
这样啊我这有两张座位非常好的票子
But I'll swap them for three just okay seats.
能给我换三张座位一般的票子吗
Okay, yeah.
好啊
That's what we call in my business a "Trade."
我这叫做交易
Yo, I'm gonna hook you up, man.
包在我身上了
I got three tickets about 10 rows back
我有三张票子在你那两个座位的
From where you are,
往后十排左右
But they are no bad seats in the rhythm nation.
但在这儿什么座位都一样好
How's that sound?
这样行吗?
That's awesome, man. Thanks!
太好了兄弟谢谢
And we'll just do this hand off...
现在我们换票吧
Bye!
再见
What?! No! I'll stop him!
啥情况? 不要啊我来拦他
He got away.
他逃走了
And so, we got divorced, and I re-enlisted in the navy.
接着我们离婚了我又重新入伍当海军
Sounds like uncle Marvin is sharing some old war stories.
好像马文伯伯在分享他老掉牙的战争故事啊