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Fresh Off the Boat S02E11

Part 3 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

Everyone here is asian.
这里的人都是亚裔
Or hoping to associate with one.
或打算结交亚裔
I myself was born on a layover in thailand.
我是在泰国转机的时候出生的
Well, I guess technically india and parts of russia
严格意义上来说印度和俄♥罗♥斯♥的一部分
Are in asia, but we assumed...
是属于亚洲的但是我们觉得
That there would be some chinese people
这里应该有些中国人
Celebrating chinese new year.
欢度新春佳节
We don't have any chinese members yet.
我们协会目前还没有中国人
But we did get the kid who played short round
但是我们墙上挂着一张扮演矮又圆（电影印第安纳琼斯角色）
To send us an autographed picture for our wall.
小演员的照片
Very cool of him.
演的非常好
What'd she say? I think she likes it.
她说什么她喜欢咱们的刺青
I don't care what kind of people are here.
我不管这都是些什么人
As long as they have red envelopes,
只要他们给红包
I'm cool with it.
就是好人
Ooh, red envelopes.
红包红包是什么
What is that? Like a party game?
是个游戏环节吗
You don't even know about red envelopes?
你都不知道什么是红包
Well, what do you have planned for chinese new year?
那你春节打算怎么过
Oh, it is going to be epic.
今年的春节将会空前盛大
We just got these "Year of the rat" Glasses.
我们特意制♥作♥了这些鼠年眼镜
There's also gonna be an authentic dragon dance.
有舞龙表演
And at midnight beijing time, we're gonna drop the rat.
到了北♥京♥时间午夜零点的时候那只老鼠会从上面掉下来
Uh, that's not a real thing.
额我们没有这样的传统
See, this is what I was talking about.
你瞧我就说嘛
They're having a chinese new year's party,
他们搞了个春节联欢晚会
But nobody cares enough to get it right.
但是搞的根本就不对
♪ Y'all ready for this? ♪
准备好了咩
Who's ready for a dragon dance?!
舞龙来也
The guy in the suit is my brother, mark.
这是我弟弟马克
He's a male stripper.
他是个脱衣舞男哦
Happy new year!
新年快乐
I wish we could...
我希望我们能
I said, happy new...
我说新年
Damn it, happy new year!
卧♥槽♥ 新年快乐啊
I wish we were there so they could annoy me in person.
我希望我们也在那儿看他们在我们面前扰我心烦
What's the deal with disappointment?
怎么都这么沮丧
I don't have a joke.
我也没有乐子
I just want to know.
我只是说说而已
Happy new year!
新年快乐
What's so happy about it?
有什么好高兴的
No red envelopes.
没红包
No family.
没亲戚
No parade.
没游♥行♥
Bubkes.
没劲
But we do have pork buns.
但我们有猪肉包
You found pork buns?
你买♥♥到了猪肉包
Uh, no, jelly doughnuts.
呃没有是果酱甜甜圈
Same basic concept, though.
但原理上来说是一样的
Dough filled with something delicious.
包着美味馅料的面团
I'm too sad to eat doughnuts.
我太忧桑了不想吃甜甜圈
I'll eat the jelly, though.
但我会吃果酱
Come on, guys.
拜托
Look, sure, I messed up the plane tickets,
是我是搞砸了飞机票的事
And sure, chinese new year is ruined,
当然中国新年也泡汤了
But that doesn't mean we still can't have fun as a family.
但我们一家人也可以过个开心的新年
Tonight, to celebrate,
今晚为了庆祝
The huangs are going to cattleman's ranch for dinner!
黄氏一家要去我的餐厅吃年夜饭
And this time, it's personal
这次是私人订制
Pan pizza, You each get one.
每个人都有一个烤盘披萨
Sure, fine.
好吧
At least I don't have to cook.
至少我不用做饭
I just want this day to be over.
我只想今天赶快过去
Well, another year without a snoopy sno-cone machine.
今年又是没有史努比沙冰机的一年
I guess I should tell my business partners.
我觉得我应该知会我的商业伙伴
Louis!
路易斯
What is that?
那什么
I just thought, you know, for presidents' day.
我只是想为总统日弄点气氛
You know I hate animals doing people things.
你知道我讨厌把动物弄得跟人似的
Well, what are you doing here?
你怎么在这里
I...I thought you were out of town.
我我以为你出城了
No, there's been a change of plans.
没有计划有变
Okay, so here's what we need.
好了我的想法是
Whoa, lion dancers!
哇舞狮
Awesome! Wow!
哇塞好酷
Look at that.
看那儿
That's awesome!
酷毙了
Louis, how did you...
路易斯, 你怎么
I wanted you to have a real chinese new year.
我想让你过个真正的中国新年
How did you find people who care about chinese new year?
你怎么找到懂中国新年的人的
You found the bus guy.
你找到了公车上的那家伙
Mitch?
米奇
Nancy?!
南希
They spent all day rehearsing.
他们排练了一整天
We decided to go with the southern lion-style dance.
我们选了个南方舞狮风
Mitch got the lion costume.
米奇弄到了个舞狮服装
I used to work at epcot.
我以前在未来世界工作(迪斯尼主题公园之一)
I still have the key to the costume locker.
我保存着服装柜的钥匙
The drummers I got on loan from the high school.
鼓手是我从高中请过来的
And Honey brought all the lanterns.
还有所有的灯笼都是蜜儿带过来的
They're from Janet Jackson's "If" Video.
他们在珍妮·杰克逊（美国歌♥手）的If那首歌♥中出镜
My hairdresser used to be her prop guy.
我的理发师曾是她的道具师
Oh, and Sandy has got some stories.
珊迪有话要说
Deidre brought oranges and tangerines.
黛德丽带了橙子和柑橘
I have three trees in my yard that are really flourishing.
我院子里那三棵树长得正好
My secret... human urine.
秘诀是尿尿
Carol joan brought illegal fireworks.
卡洛尔·琼违禁带了烟火
My son is troubled, but he knows where to buy explosives.
我儿子也被难住了但他知道哪儿能弄到炸♥药♥
Hector made fish and dumplings.
海格特做了鱼和饺子
He did a great job, and with such short notice.
在临时接到通知的情况下他做得非常棒
It gave me an idea for a chinese fast-food chain.
它让我有想法开一个中式快餐连锁店
Could call it "Pronto panda" Or, uh, "Panda chop-chop"
叫"火速熊猫" 或者 "熊猫快快"
Or "Panda train, limited stops."
或者"熊猫列车, 限停站"
How about"panda express"?
"熊猫快餐" 怎么样
I like my names better.
我还是更喜欢我自己的名字
And for you boys, your father told us about red envelopes.
至于你们这些小家伙你♥爸♥跟我们说了红包的事
Sno-cone! Thank you!
沙冰机谢谢
Look on the back.
看背面
"Be the change"?
"改变自己"
Your father said you liked handwritten messages on nice stationery.
你♥爸♥说你们喜欢信笺上手写的祝福
Goodbye, Jordans.
再见了乔丹斯
I guess I have to wait another year until I can dunk.
我想我又要等上一年才能灌篮了
Why did you all go to all this trouble?
你们干嘛大费周折做这些
It's not even your holiday.
这根本都不是你们的节日
Louis said you were upset about missing chinese new year,
路易斯说错过了新年团聚你们很难过
So we wanted to help.
所以我们想帮上忙
It's not that people didn't care enough to get it right.
不是别人不在乎怎么做对
It's that they didn't know.
他们只是不知道如何做对
Also, it's you, so if we don't get it right,
而且是为了你如果我们不做对
We're gonna hear about it.
你会到处宣扬的
Yeah, that's true.
对那倒是
So, I've always been curious, why the color red?
我总是很好奇为什么是红色
Thank you for asking.
多谢你问这个
The color red represents good luck and happiness.
红色代表好运和幸福
Why do you serve dumplings?
为什么要包饺子
Well, dumplings are a similar shape
饺子的形状与古代时金银元宝的样子
To ancient silver and gold pieces.
很相似
So when you eat them, it's like you're taking in wealth.
当我们吃饺子就好像给自己带来财富
I like that.
这个我喜欢
So the chinese word for fish
汉语中的鱼字