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Fresh Off the Boat S02E13

Part 2 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

是啊我听到了
I hate talking on the phone.
我讨厌讲电♥话♥
She can't see me, and I'm like 80% body language.
她看不到我曼妙的肢体语言
She doesn't know if I'm like, "What's happening?"
她不知道我是在说‘发生什么了'
Or if I'm like, "What's happening?"
还是在说 ‘又咋的了’
So, what are you gonna do?
那你要怎么做
I'm gonna make her a dope-ass mixtape!
我给她做个吊炸天的混音带
It'll do the talking for me!
让它替我说话
That's a great idea, eddie.
好主意埃迪
Yo, girl.
呦老妹
This is your boy, e-money notorious E.I.G.
我是你埃哥坏坏的埃哥
E to them.C.-squared.
你的坏哥哥
What's up, physics?
被我吸引了吗
For the next 90 minutes,
接下来的九十分钟里
I'm gonna make you an audio love nest,
你将通过电流感受到我的爱
'cause, girl, if you're feeling this
因为老妹如果你能用心感受
Look at these fun hens
看看这些搞笑的母鸡
Just sitting here, sunglasses on, ready for the beach.
带着墨镜坐在这里享受沙滩阳光
Festive hens, new staff uniforms,
过节才吃的鸡新的员工制♥服♥
Googly eyes on the toothpick dispenser
还在牙签盒上装了两只眼睛
No way phil can call us dull.
看那个菲尔还敢说我们这里呆
Uh, mitch? Yeah?
米奇在
Your new comically small hat isn't askew enough.
你的这顶滑稽小帽子还不够歪
It's supposed to be sitting on your head at a jaunty angle.
你要把它戴出活泼俏皮的感觉
That angle is not jaunty.
这个角度可不够活泼
Jauntier.
歪一点
Jauntier.
再歪点
Jaunty.
这下够活泼了
Hey, hey.
好嘞
Hello?
有人吗
Down here.
往下看
Phillip goldstein, what are you doing here?
菲利普戈德斯坦你来这里干什么
I have a reservation.
我有预定
It's under phil as in "Phil's phaves."
用菲尔的刮胡刀的菲尔预定的
And I would like to sit
我想坐得
As far away from the bear as possible.
离那只熊越远越好
Phillip goldstein,
菲利普戈德斯坦
The chinese-jewish boy who abandoned our son
就是那个在野兽男孩(美国乐队)的演唱会上
At the beastie boys concert.
把我儿子一个人扔在那不管的中国犹太人
I sleep well at night, if that's your next question.
我晚上睡的很好如果你们要问这个问题的话
Of course you sleep well. You're a child!
你当然睡的香你还是个孩子
I thought phil was an adult.
我以为菲尔是个大人呢
Probably because my writing style is straightforward
可能是因为我的写作手法像大人一样
And concise, like a man's.
简明扼要吧
Well, whatever our differences,
不论咱们有什么过节
It is a relief to find out it's you,
终于发现原来是你还是让我们松了一口气
Just like you're finding out that this is our restaurant.
就像你终于发现这家餐厅原来是我们家的
So you can gahead and change your review.
所以你要去改评论的话我们就不拦你了
Why would I do that?
我为什么要去改评论
Well, you know...
你懂的呀
Ju jia ren.
自己人嘛
I actually don't understand chinese,
我不懂中文
But I do understand good service.
但是我懂什么是优质服务
Do I have to seat myself?
我要自己去找座位吗
More iced tea?
还要点冰红茶不
No, thank you. Okay.
不用了好的
Um, that crayon looks stubby. Here.
这笔看起来不好写了来
Let me get you some fresh points.
我去给你削一下
No, those are fine!
挺好用的啊
Are you enjoying your "Khikken" Nuggets?
怎么样这份嘎嘣脆鸡块还合你的口味吗
We changed all the C's to K's
我们把鸡都换成了嘎嘣脆
It's just a little fun thing we do.
搞了一下笑而已
Oh, I thought that was a typo.
我以为你们打错字了呢
This is ridiculous.
这太荒唐了
He's just gonna give us a bad review anyway.
他不管怎样都会给我们差评的
I would never let our personal history color my review.
我的评论不会掺杂任何个人情感的
That said, I'm bumping you down to a c-plus.
所以我要给你们C加
A c-plus?!
只有C加
Did you see the sunglasses on the hens?
你没有看到带着墨镜的母鸡吗
I didn't, because your staff was surrounding me
没有因为你们的东西每时每刻
At every moment refilling my mug, taking my crayons.
塞满我的四周给我续杯拿我的蜡笔
It was a nightmare!
简直是恶梦
Nuggets were good, though.
虽然炸鸡球还不错
And that's why I say that marky mark
这就是为什么我讲马克沃尔伯格(美国演员及歌♥手）
Is the nucleus of the funky bunch.
是时尚圈的核心
I made you something.
我亲手给你做了个东西
You did? What is it?
真的吗是什么
After class.
下课再说
All right, now to turn our attention
好吧现在大家注意了
From the subatomic world to the state-mandated,
从次原子的世界到国家法定课程
Although not state-funded, unit on dissection.
尽管不是国家资助的解剖生物
Namely
说白了
Rocks?
石头
No. Oysters.
不对是牡蛎
Unfortunately, it wasn't until I got to the supermarket
不幸的是直到我到了超♥市♥
That I realized how expensive these suckers are,
我才意识到这些傻♥逼♥玩意儿有多贵
So we're gonna have to pair off two to an oyster.
所以我们将分两人一组解剖一个牡蛎
Like marky mark, let's do the unexpected.
就像马克沃尔伯格样我们来点新奇的
Alison, you can partner with ned.
艾莉森你和内德一组
Eddie, you're with reba.
埃迪你和瑞芭一组
No.
不是吧
You're in my station.
你占着我的位子了
Hi, eddie. This is gonna be fun.
嗨埃迪这会很有意思的
For who?
对谁来说
I understand.
我懂了
You're too gentle to dissect a living creature.
你心太软不忍♥心解剖活物
But lucky for us, I don't give an "Elf."
我们幸运的是我下得了手
I'll fill out your dissection journal for you.
我会帮你填解剖日志的
All right. Let's see what's under the hood.
来吧咱们看看盖子下面有什么
Cattleman's ranch is our livelihood.
我们靠农场主餐厅谋生计
So you can understand our concern
当我们看到您儿子的网站时
When we found your son's website.
您能理解我们的忧虑吧
Oh, I do understand.
我确实理解
I am so sorry about phillip's review.
我为菲利普的评论深感抱歉
Great. So you'll take it down?
太好了那你会关停网站吗
Oh, no, I can't do that.
不我不会那样做
Phillip's father and I have been teaching him
菲利普的父亲和我一直在教他
About journalistic integrity
新闻工作者应该正直
From our years working at mother jones.
从我们多年来对恋母情节的研究
Miteh, haust du gizane mana
(此为犹太语,翻译君无力啊)
Oy.
我去
Oh, uh, phillip, don't be rude.
菲利普不能没礼貌
No yiddish in front of the goyim.
非犹太人面前别说犹太语
Only one chinese boy can tarnish the huang family name,
只能有一个中国小孩会玷污黄氏家族的名声
And that's eddie.
而那是埃迪
Please take down your website!
请关停你的网站
I can't do that. It's called integrity, madam.
我不能那么做这是诚信原则女士
But I just want you wwe understand.
可我们只是想让你我们明白了
Thanks for hearing us out. We'll be on our way.
谢谢听完我们的诉求我们要走了
May I just use your restroom first?
我能用下您家的洗手间吗
I didn't really go to the bathroom.
我不是真的要上厕所
Is that their computer mouse?
那是他们的电脑鼠标吗
Yes.
没错
I've crippled his access to the internet.
我让他上不了网
I've shut him down.
我把他的网♥关♥闭了
You're a genius.
你真是天才
Eddie, it's for you!
埃迪找你的电♥话♥
It's a girl!
女生打来的哟
Alison?
艾莉森吗
Don't worry. It's not her.
别担心不是她
Reba?