工作狂（2011）

Workaholics S02E09

Part 5 June 28, 2021, 1:31 p.m.

杰米·福克斯
Jamie Foxx?
是吗 - 我很喜欢杰米·福克斯
Yeah, yeah. - What? Yes, I like Jamie Foxx.
啊我也是
Yeah, me too!
你是不是觉得自己有点像电影<借刀杀人>里
You realize you're kind of like Jamie Foxx
杰米·福克斯演的那个角色啊
in that movie collateral right now?
噢老天是的 - 哈哈
Oh, my God, I am. - Yeah!
太棒了
That's so cool!
那你就是汤姆·克鲁斯了 - 是的
And that's... you're Tom Cruise. - Yeah!
噢伙计
Oh, man.
这感觉棒极了 - 嗯的确很棒
This is so cool. - Oh, yeah, this is cool.
我的天他们俩合作拍了这么精彩的电影
God, they make the best movies together.
他们应该一起拍更多电影出来
They need to do more.
我又得换挡了
I gotta shift again.
嗯换第三档 - 准备好了吗
Yep, go into third. - Ready?
我现在感觉特别牛逼
I feel badass!
那当然因为我们就是特别牛
Yeah, 'cause we are badass right now!
简直屌♥爆了
This is so badass!
可我从来没开过车我不知道自己能不能开啊
But I've never driven before. I don't know if I can do it.
Ders能不能活全靠我们了
Ders' life is in our hands, okay?
你得把车给我开上路
You got to step up to the streets, man.
我们这就去追他们
Let's just catch up to 'em.
你只管开车就好剩下的交给我
Daddy DeMamp will take care of the rest.
好
All right.
系紧安全带
Buckle up.
让我们疯狂一把(买♥♥点坚果)
We're about to get nuts.
我买♥♥了些干烤的不过他们只有腰果片
I got dry-roasted, but they only had cashew hal...halves!
啊哈哈哈哈我开上路了
Yeah! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I'm doing it!
我能开车了 - 没错
I'm doing it! - Yeah!
嘿你看过杰米·福克斯的特辑节目叫
Hey, you ever see that Jamie Foxx special, uh,
<我需要安保>
I might need security?
你看过吗
You ever see that?
你说呢 Doug
What do you think, Doug?
哇噢
Bo-wow-wow!
哇噢
Bo-wow-wow!
"我拿到旗子了运动员我拿到旗子了"
"I got the flag, player, I got the flag."
就在这儿把她轰了
There she blows.
啊好的
Aye aye.
嗨
Yo!
那是我哥们儿 - 嗨
That's my buddies. - Hey!
你们哪弄来的车
Where did you get that car?
看看不错吧
Check it out!
别别射啊
No, don't!
Ders说那家伙要杀了他
Ders says that dude is trying to kill him!
幸好我们在他被揍之前赶到了
I'm glad we made it here before he got bludgeoned!
是啊你懂的
Yeah, well, you know,
Blazer叔叔掌舵
when you got Uncle Blazer behind the wheel,
绝对不会有意外发生
things tend to go un-bludgeoned!
啊他在干什么啊 - 我不知道
Hey, what's he doing? - I don't know!
我是杰米·福克斯他是汤姆·克鲁斯
I'm Jamie Foxx and he's Tom Cruise!
没错
Yeah!
再近一点儿
Get up close!
我要打车胎
I'm gonna shoot out the tire!
我知道了你开枪吧
Yes. You're okay to fire!
我我就要开枪了行不行
I'm... yeah, I'm going to, okay?
这儿风真大
It's very windy up here!
我知道我们等下就有好吃的了
Yes, I know! We'll get snacks later!
我我不紧张
I got... I'm not nervous!
我靠
Damn it!
就这个距离你开稳点儿
Keep it steady in here, dude!
我可是第一次开车
Come on, man, I'm a first-time driver.
我其实就是个学车的
I'm like a student driver, basically.
你开得很好行了吧
You're doing a great job, okay?
嗯谢谢哥们儿
Yeah, thanks, man.
你没子弹了给你拿着这个
You're out of ammo! Here, take this!
啊这个我喜欢
Ooh, I like that.
Adam Ders需要你他可救了你的"万人迷"脸蛋儿呢
Adam, Ders needs you. He saved your girl catcher.
谢谢你叫它"万人迷" 哥们儿
Thanks for calling it that, man.
致命一击
Kill shot!
好换到低速档
Okay, downshift.
不
No!
哥们儿你还好吗
Dude! Are you all right?
噢
Oh!
我很好我很好其实都不疼的
I'm good. I'm good. That didn't even hurt.
什么 - 我没摔疼
What? - That didn't even hurt.
看着很疼其实不疼
It looked like it hurt, but it didn't even.
好的来跟我做一下这个
Okay, all right, we'll do a little bit of this here.
看着我的手指 - 好
Follow this. - Yeah.
看着我的手指哈 - 嗯我我看着呢
Follow this. - Yeah, I'm... yeah, I am.
好的他没问题 - 可以走了噢
Okay, he's all right. - Good to go! Whoo!
好的哥们儿咱们去揍那家伙
All right, man, let's kick this dude's ass, man!
不别别啊伙计们 - 我们走
No, no, no, guys! Guys! - Yes!
伙计们别闹别激动
Guys, come on, relax.
他叫Doug 他人很好的
His name's Doug. He's cool, okay?
已经没事了
Smoothed things over.
我只是想带他去找兽医
I was just gonna take him to the vet
然后返回来找你们可你们这是在干嘛
and come back and get you guys, but what are you doing?
我们在我们原本是呃是要回来救你
We're... we were, uh, gonna come back as heroes
然后当英雄的
and save your ass, uh, though.
是啊不过我开了车呦
Yeah, and, uh, I drove the car though.
什么 - 没错
What? - Yeah.
不过我们用你的信♥用♥卡♥又买♥♥了一辆车
And we bought a car with your credit card though.
你们干了什么
You what?
这下你又能拿到许多酸奶了
Well, you're gonna get lots of yogurt though.
我们本身就不适合做这种男人的事儿
Look, we're not cut out for this guys' stuff.
我可以这样直说吗
Can I just say that out loud?
管他呢
Hey, what the heck?
这可能就不是我们的Will Forte
This might not be our Will Forte, who knows?
肯定不是
It definitely isn't.
我们又不是MacGruber
We're no MacGrubers.
是啊那我们何不去找Doug
Okay, so why don't we just go get Doug,
然后和他兄弟一起玩玩儿他兄弟有个维也纳炸肉片店
and kick it with his brother, who owns a wiener-schnitzel?
他说他会为我们互相介绍的
He said he'd hook us up right now.
真的吗 - 太好了我正饿着呢
What? - Yeah, I'm starving.
嗨杰米
Yo, Jamie!
哇哇哇
Wow-wow-wow!
你这是干什么
What are you doing?
汤姆 - 汤姆
Tom! - Tom?
我是说 Doug
I mean, Doug!
这下我们也别想吃辣肉酱芝士热狗了
Well, there goes our... Chili cheese dogs.
啊没事儿我们去酒吧
Ah, it's okay. Let's go to a bar.
我们去大醉一场我已经准备好了
Let's go get drunk. I'm ready to go.
我没问题我也能去我现在就能去
I'm okay, I'm good to go. I'm good to... go right now.
好的别激动啊 - 啊
Okay, shh. - Whoo!
我想到一个更好的主意
I think I got a better idea.
哎呦我的老天你们这帮人
Oh, my gosh, you guys.
今晚的演唱会蕾哈娜简直嗨翻全场啊
Rihanna tore the roof off that mothersucker tonight.
天呐 - 是啊当然了
Oh, my God. - Yeah, she did!
她超赞的
She's good!
顺便说一句别管Kells了
By the way, guys, no more Kells.
我希望你们能在我的葬礼上放一首蕾哈娜的
I want Rihanna's Take a Bow played at my funeral.
好主意
Good call.
她甩屁♥股♥的样子
She was whipping her Booty
和我以前看到的都不一样
like nothing I've ever seen before.
我觉得我也可以
I think I can do that.
注意点儿蠢货
Take it down, you idiot.
噢貌似我们碰上"粗鲁男孩"了
Oh, looks like we got a r-r-rude boy.
滚回家去吧你们一点儿也没个大人样儿
Go home. You're acting like children.
Jillian
Jillian?
伙计们让我过去
Excuse me, boys.
先生你现在有五秒钟时间离开这里
Sir, you've got about five seconds to get out of here,