工作狂（2011）
Workaholics S02E04
Part 4
June 28, 2021, 1:30 p.m.
一切从公♥司♥利益出发
I'll do what's best for the company.
这是个非常错误的决定
You're making a big mistake.
想象一下我吧
Imagine me.
无袖紧身衣 抹上油 穿
Tank top, oiled, wearing...
你想听我说实话吗
Do you want me to give you my honest opinion?
你让我脸红了
You're gonna make me blush.
就算你人间蒸发了
If you ceased to exist,
我都毫不在乎
it wouldn't matter to me.
我尊重你的意见 但你要知道
I respect your opinion, but just know this:
我的脸蛋
My face...
是完美的脸蛋
Is an awesome face.
自♥由♥ 在空中翱翔
Be free, spirit in the sky.
又一场胜利
Another victory.
在残酷的现实中
On some real levels right now,
Ders现在真的比我帅了吗
is Ders more handsome than I am?
这个嘛 很难回答
Well, that there is a challenging question
因为你们俩都很帅
because both of you are extremely handsome men.
切 - 我现在跟你说
Psh. - I'm gonna say that right now.
我觉得 噢 你看
I guess I would have to... Oh, you know what?
嘿 我的比赛马上要开始了
Hey, I got a match starting.
我要跟这个法国小妞决斗了
'Bout to fight this little French girl,
她的法国小屁屁要被我踢惨了
and I think I'm 'bout to kick her le ass.
听着 我现在真的需要一个好朋友
Look, I really need a good friend
跟我说说话
to talk to right now.
我现在正处于发胖期
I'm in a...A chubbing phase.
就是说 我维持不了现在的下巴线条了
And it's...I mean, I can't maintain a jawline like this.
你知道吗Adam 这妞65级了
You know what, Adam? This girl is ranked 65.
如果我打爆她 就能跨入门槛
So if I beat her, I'm gonna be on the doorstep
成为前50了
of the top 50.
Alice选了Ders
Alice picked Ders,
然后Ders那话儿就要出现在她嘴里了
and now Ders is gonna get to put his thing in her mouth?
Adam 我不觉得模特是这样当的
Adam, you know, I don't think that's how modeling works.
但是 既然Alice说Ders的脸蛋
But, uh, Alice said that Ders had the look
正是她需要的
she was going for,
除非他的脸忽然
so unless his face,
被强酸或者什么的给融了
like, melts off with acid or something,
否则你没机会啊 哥们儿
you're out of luck, compadre.
晚安 甜心小王子
Good night, sweet prince.
啊 你 你在做什么呢
Agh! What-- what are you doing to me?
你觉得我在做什么呢
What do you think I'm doing, huh?
我正在摧毁你漂亮的脸蛋
I'm destroying that pretty face of yours
这样你当不了模特 Alice也不帮你吸了
so you don't model and let Alice suck on your thing.
Adam 我没打算和Alice上♥床♥
Adam, I am not trying to sleep with Alice.
所以你不会让她帮你吸
So you wouldn't let her suck on your thing.
我当然不会拒绝啊 - 我就说吧
Of course I would let her... - There you go.
难道你能拒绝她的跪舔吗
Would you not let her suck on yours?
不 我渴望被她吸
No, I want her to suck on my thing.
吸的是我的屌♥
That's my thing!
你 你不应该让她吸你的
You...You're not supposed to let her suck on your thing.
你们小声点好吗 我正要集中注意呢
Would you keep it down? I am trying to concentrate.
还差两场就能拿下排行榜了
I am two matches away from cracking the leader board.
噢 好惨啊
Oh, that's too bad.
傻♥逼♥白♥痴♥ - 嘿
Stupid idiot! - Hey!
你♥他♥妈♥ 你在干什么 Adam
What the-- what are you doing, Adam?!
你知道有多少人被批萨片
Do you even know how many people go blind
给弄瞎了么
from pizza shrapnel?
Ders 如果你出现在拍摄现场
Ders, if you show up at that photo shoot,
我一定要
I'm gonna...
一定要 - 闹够了
I'm gonna-- - Guess what?
你要关禁闭了 回房♥间去
You're on lockdown. Go to your room.
看看这家伙 居然不经过室友会议
Get this guy, trying to authorize lockdown
就想实行关禁闭
without a house meeting.
行 那我现在就提出室友会议 室友会议
Fine, I'm calling a house meeting...House meeting.
不 你不可以现在就开室友会议
No, you can't call a house meeting right now.
赞成批准关Adam禁闭的 喊同意
All in favor of authorizing a lockdown on Adam, say aye.
你们不能 - 同意
You can't... - Aye.
不同意 不 我说不同意
Nay. No, I said nay, though.
不行 - 不好意思 哥们
Nope. - Sorry, bro.
行了 就这么定了 - 独居监禁
Okay, you know what? - Solitary confinement.
随便 无所谓 不按会议规则开的
Fine, I don't care. Call a house meeting
室友会议 根本就不算数
without house rules, and then it doesn't even matter.
不过 你知道什么算数吗
You know what matters, though?
大概对你来说很重要
Probably a lot to you.
你今晚整晚都不能玩我的游戏机
You don't get to play my playstation all night long.
Adam 你也太无理取闹了 住手
Adam, you're being irrational. Stop it.
你不是这么小气的人
You're not this kind of guy.
嘿 我还有两场比赛才能拿到签名呢
Hey, I have two matches till a Claude-o-graph.
君子报仇十年不晚
Revenge is a dish best served cold,
你面壁思过十年吧
so enjoy your cold revenge dish.
把它给我 给我
Give me that. Give me...
滚出去 - Adam 给我
You get out. - Give me it, Adam.
把它给我 给我
Give it to me! Give it!
等等 等等 我来对付他
Hang on, hang on. Let me get this.
Adam
Adam!
让他出来 - Adam 把门打开
Get him out. - Adam, open this door!
Anders 快让他出来 - 我没辙啊
Get him out, Anders. - I can't.
还我游戏机
Give me the playstation!
好了好了 - 别对我这样 Adam
Come on. - Don't do this to me, Adam!
乖啊 好了好了
Come on, big guy.
我要把门撞开
No, I'm breaking the door down.
你干嘛啊 - 我要把门撞开
What are you doing? - I'm breaking the door down.
不要 - 你让开
No! - Move!
天啊 你要干什么啊 - 你给我让开
Jeez, what are you doing? - Moooove!
Blake 这是胡桃木做的 你撞不开的
You can't break it, Blake. It's walnut.
啊哈
Hm.
看来你收到了我的战书了啊
I see you got my in-fight-ation.
嗯 收到了 - 你来吗
Yeah, I did. - You coming to the party?
希望你带点好货来
Hope you're bringing something good,
因为我会带着我健硕的
'cause I'm bringing smashed potatoes.
肱二头肌噢
And fruit punch.
Adam 我不会和你决斗的
Adam, I'm not gonna fight you, all right?
事情都过去了
I'm above all this.
别啊 游戏已经开始了
No, we're partying.
希望你已经准备好迎接我的熊熊怒火了
And I hope you're ready to feel the fury
我的肌肉啊
that is my iPod dock
我健壮的肌肉啊
and my tiki torch, extra oil.
你知道吗 这太可笑了
This is getting ridiculous, all right?
我答应做模特的唯一原因
The only reason I'm doing any of this modeling stuff
就是因为Alice让我去做
is because Alice wants me to do it,
她是老板她说了算
and she's our boss.
就是这样 好吗
That's that, all right?
而且 如果我们打架了
And besides, if we did fight,
你肯定会拜倒在
there's no way you'd be able to handle
我迷人的二头肌下
my garlic bread and my napkins.
我听说决斗的事了
I heard about the fight.
我一直在打赌呢
I been taking bets all day.
我会赢不少钱啊
Y'all gonna make me rich.
Way-way 你压谁
Way-way, who you got?
高个子啊 好的 我记下了
Tall boy? I'm gonna take that action.
把钱给我 - 哇噢
Give it to me. - Wow.
说你呢 高个子
Yo, stretch.
我让你带的那套衣服呢
Where's that suit I told you to bring?
马上就要开拍了
The shoot's in ten.
嗯 我知道 衣服在我车里呢
Yeah, I know. It's in my car.
我去拿
I'll go grab it.
快走吧你 Ders
Take a walk, Ders.
我可不想把你打得屁滚尿流
I don't want to have to kick your ass.
Adam 这真的太傻♥逼♥了
Okay, Adam, this is so dumb, all right?
我只想按时把照片拍完
I'd like to get to this photo shoot on time.
你别挑事了行吗
Try being a pacifist.
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