工作狂（2011）
Workaholics S02E09
Part 1
June 28, 2021, 1:31 p.m.
*她将要*
*She'll be... *
*绕过那山走来*
*Comin' around that Mountain*
*她将要绕过那山走来*
*She'll be comin' around that Mountain*
*并且谈论着那座山*
*Talkin' 'bout mountains, y'all*
*她会艰难地*
*She'll be comin' so hard*
*绕过那山走来*
*Around that mountain*
*当她*
*When she...*
你们觉得她怎么了
What do you think she does?
她来了
Comes.
哦
Ooh.
谢谢
Thank you.
太[哔]谢谢你们了
Thank you so (bleep) much.
我点了7首歌♥
I put my name in for seven songs,
所以待会儿我还会上台的
so I'll be back up here again.
好的 真好
Uh, yes. Wow.
真是时下的经典
Instant classic.
你唱得太吓人了 - 是啊
That was really scary. - Yeah, yeah.
有那么几分钟我真的吓呆了
I was very scared there for a minute.
说实话 你真的像个疯婆子
Honestly, you're like a crazy person.
我没有疯
Okay, I'm not crazy.
是这个星期太疯狂了 Anders
It's just been a crazy week, Anders.
你懂吗
Okay?
好吧
Okay.
Brent Hoffman去世了
Brent Hoffman died.
谁是Brent Hoffman啊
Who's Brent Hoffman?
他是我最爱的猫
He was my favorite cat.
所以你就把他灭了吗
You... you had to put him down, huh?
不是这样的
Uh, no, no.
他被我其他两只猫吃了
He was eaten by two of my other cats.
不忍♥直视
Really hard to watch.
真的谢谢你们
Hey, I really appreciate you guys
终于能来我的跟唱会了
coming to one of my sing-alongs finally.
没什么
Yeah.
作为答谢
And as a "Thank you,"
我这还有多余的票
I've got some extra tickets
是这周末蕾哈娜演唱会的
to the Rihanna concert this weekend.
你们想来吗
Do you guys wanna go?
当然了 - 这太有趣了
Yeah. - That sounds fun.
那是谁来着 不过我还是很兴奋
Who is that, though? Yeah, I'm excited, though.
什么叫"那是谁"啊
What do you mean, "Who is that"?
蕾哈娜 她可是R&B女王啊
Rihanna. She's the queen of R&B right now.
她有着来自未来世界的腔调
She's got that accent from the future,
浅肤色 屁♥股♥特翘
she's light-skinned, with the butt.
眼睛里有套套 还有瀑布♥什♥么的
Condom in the eye, waterfalls.
她很经典的 是经典 她还活着呢
She's a classic. She's a cla... She's still around.
他屁都不懂
He has no idea.
他知道的
He knows.
Adam 你不知道她是谁没关系
No, that's okay if you don't know who Rihanna is, Adam.
不 我知道的 我想去演唱会
No, I know... I want to go to the concert.
我知道她是谁 - 肯定会很有趣的
I know who she is. - It'll be fun.
我真的太久没去看演唱会了
I haven't seen a concert in forever.
上一次去的演唱会
Last concert I went to
是Green Day的翻唱乐队 叫Basket Case
was that Green Day cover band, the Basket Case.
挺有才的 - 很不错的 我们很嗨
Pretty talented. - That was cool. We got high.
我再去拿点莫森啤酒
I'm gonna go get some more Molsons.
你们要吗 - 当然
You guys want one? - Yes!
我喜欢莫森
I would love a Molsons.
再多来一些 - 最爱的啤酒呢
More Molsons. - Favorite beer.
我现在想唱蕾哈娜的歌♥了
I'm gonna go sing some Rihanna right now.
我知道她是谁 我太爱她了
That's how much I... I love her and know who she is.
是啊 - 激动呢
Right. - Excited.
你们觉得该唱哪首歌♥呢
Do... what do you think?
Poker Face. That's a hit of her's.
那是一个单词还是两个单词
One word or two words?
我不知道 - 好吧 你不知道是吧
I don't know. - Okay, well, you don't know.
你明显不是她的粉丝
Obviously you're not fans.
你这么给我施加压力就因为你觉得我不是她的粉
You're heating on me 'cause I'm supposedly not a fan.
没门 小鸡肠
Not happening, chicken banger.
我就是去拿歌♥词本
Okay, I'm just going for the book, so.
在这里 七点半之后
Yeah, around here, after 7:30,
是爱丽丝囚徒时间 要么就滚
it's Alice in Chains or nothin'.
冷静冷静 老兄 你叫什么名字
Oh, now, now. What's your name, bud?
我是Blake
Hey, I'm Blake.
我也喜欢硬摇滚 所以我懂的
I'm a hard rocker too, so I get it.
我结婚了 你个舔菊的
And I'm married, butt pirate.
淡定点 老兄
Hey. Hang on, buddy.
在座的都是朋友 没必要这么骂人
We're all friends, here. No need for the name calling.
滚远点 艾迪堡狗 - 你还来劲了
(Bleep) off, Eddie Bauer! - You know what?
我去 - 交给我吧
Whoa. - I've got this.
你不能跟老子的朋友那样说话
You can't talk to my friends that way.
是吗 - 是
Is that a fact? - Yeah.
我能把这啤酒浇你头上你信吗
I bet I can pour this beer on your head...
就像这样
Like that.
噢
Oh!
别这样 那是上好的莫森啊
Hey, come on, that's a... That's a perfectly good Molson.
呆逼 住手
Hey, (bleep)-head!
你再那样做 你的小鸡鸡就会变成这样
Try that again, and this is gonna happen to your dick.
是的 就是这样
Yeah, that's right.
你的小鸡鸡会断成两截
That's your ding-dong in two pieces!
我现在真的好想好想让你揍我啊
Oh, I want you to hit me so bad right now!
你[哔]倒是揍我啊
Just (bleep) hit me!
滚蛋吧你个娘炮 - 是的 夫人 杯子给你
Get out of here, you pussy! - Yes, ma'am. Here.
是的 赶紧滚
Yes, "Yes, ma'am."
赶紧的滚远点 真没种
Now, get out of here... pussy.
拿着吧
Here you go.
你要唱歌♥吗 Adam
You want to sing something, Adam?
不 - 不不
No. - No.
好了好了 别这样 - 没关系的
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - It's okay.
乖啊 Adam - 我太傻♥逼♥了
Adam, come on. - I feel stupid.
好了 走 我们去把你擦干
No, we're gonna ge- we'll dry you off.
我知道的 他是个浑球 - 我好傻♥逼♥啊
I know, he's very dumb. - I feel stupid!
我们去洗手间吧 来吧
Let's go to the bathroom. Come on.
我本来可以把那家伙撂翻的
I would have DDT'd that dude,
但是今早放屁的时候我拉着背了
but I pulled my back this morning... farting.
我放得太使劲儿了
I farted really hard.
知道吗 我真的不懂打架这回事了
I don't know about fighting anymore, you know?
如果你打了一个人 还误杀了他
If you hit somebody, and you kill them by accident,
你就要蹲监狱了
you're flying con air.
你本可以跟他打一架的
You couldn't have fought that dude.
但是你一直都在保护那些啤酒
You're guarding all the Molsons.
我必须要保护那些啤酒
I had to guard the Molsons.
如果Jillian不那么替我们出风头
If Jillian wouldn't have been such a fight hog,
我们绝对能震住那家伙
we would have scared that dude something no-nonsense.
他都吓尿了
He was intimidated.
瞎说啥呢 - 起码刚开始他吓坏了
What was that? - He was intimidated at first.
同志们 我们被欺负了
Guys, come on. We got punked.
而且是一个女生救了我们
And we got saved by a girl.
我们不如把蛋蛋割下来
We might as well cut our nuts off,
然后交给那个警长
and turn them in to the dude sheriff,
因为我们不配这些叫睾丸的警徽
'cause we don't deserve these badges that we call testicles.
我们真应该直接把蛋蛋给那个家伙
We should just give our balls to that guy.
是啊 - 他是个真男人
Yeah. - I mean, he's a man.
他也许有三个蛋蛋呢
He probably has three balls.
他肯定有狐臭
He definitely had horrible B.O.
我觉得那象征着有很大的蛋蛋
I think that's a sign of giant balls.
太臭了 - 运气好
Rank. - Lucky.
睾酮恶臭 不像他 我闻起来就像花一样
Testosterone stinks. I smell like flowers.
我的手太柔软了
These hands of mine are so soft.
很奇怪 它们就像中国绸带似的
It's like Chinese silk ribbon. It's weird.
在我二♥逼♥的一生里 它们从没做过什么有男子气概的事情
They've never done anything manly in my whole stupid life.
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