天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S04E10

Part 2 March 25, 2024, 6:05 p.m.

Now open wide.
好
Okay.
现在会怎么样披萨史蒂夫
What's supposed to happen now, Pizza Steve?
三
3...
二
2...
这样就对了
Now we're cooking.
陀思妥耶夫斯基好一个文豪
Oh, Dostoyevsky, you are the living end.
哪来的臭味
Where is that putrid stench coming from?
又是邻居
Neighbors again.
估计在炖什么臭玩意
Probably cooking up some nasty stew.
反正可以一直戴着消臭鼻塞子
Guess I could always
wear these smell-canceling nose plugs.
总比跟不体贴的室友住一起强
Still beats
living with those inconsiderate roommates.
可恶
Dang it!
好了叔公
All right, Uncle G.
现在来进行第三阶段
Time to move on to phase three.
好披萨史蒂夫
Okay, Pizza Steve.
你准备好就进行
Ready when you are.
怎么
What the...
你澡洗得爽不叔公
How's your bath time going, Uncle G?
可爽了披萨史蒂夫
Great, Pizza Steve.
继续冲水
Keep the water coming.
可以
Can do.
这老房♥子多半有几条镀锌管会漏水
Man, there's probably
some leaky galvanized pipes in this old building.
不过也难不倒我
But I'm not gonna let it bother me.
只要有防水雨伞就没事了
As long I got my water-canceling umbrella
I'll be all right.
怎样都比跟不体贴的室友住一起强
Besides, anything is better than living
with those disrespectful roommates.
邻居法没成功
Well, being terrible neighbors sure didn't work.
那可能就得加大力度了
Maybe we got to take it to the next level.
你有办法能让格斯先生
You got any ideas to get Mr. Gus
搬回来一起住吗叔公
to move back in with us, Uncle G?
叔公你在干什么
Uncle G, what are you doing?
那什么东西
What the heck is that thing?
叔公
Uncle G!
抱歉披萨史蒂夫
Sorry, Pizza Steve.
我在组装我网购的吸魂器
I was just assembling this soul vacuum I got online.
可以帮我们灵魂出窍
It can suck our souls right out of our bodies
这样就能当鬼缠身别人了
in case we ever wanted to haunt someone.
有了
That's it!
叔公你真是个天才
Uncle G, you're a genius.
是吗
I am?
没错
Yes.
可以用你的吸魂器
We can use your soul vacuum
变鬼把格斯先生吓出公♥寓♥
to haunt Mr. Gus out of that apartment
回露营车上
and back to the RV.
这样他就能随时帮我们开电视了
Then he'll turn the TV on for us whenever we need.
快来吧
Come on in.
现在开始刚刚好
The water's fine.
行了
Okay.
先等一下
Hang on a second.
这东西安全吧
This thing is safe, right?
上边有安全带
It has these seat-belt thingies.
那就灵魂出窍吧
Well, then let's do this.
我们的躯壳好吓人
Our lifeless bodies look pretty creepy.
格斯先生看到我们来一定会被吓跑
Not as creeped out
as Mr. Gus is gonna look after we pay him a visit.
没错
Oh, yeah, son!
叔公一起去闹闹
Uncle G, let's get haunting.
好
Yes!
大众严重小看了俄♥罗♥斯♥哲学
Russian philosophy is highly underrated.
有点奇怪
That's a little strange.
不过也没啥好怕的
No worries, though.
我早就点好了蜡烛
I've got this pre-lit candle.
多半是阵风吹灭的
Maybe a gust of wind had something to do with that.
好吧
O-kay.
布
布
"Buuu"?
我看不懂
I don't get it.
快给我
Give me that!
抱歉
Sorry.
怖
这到底怎么回事
What the heck is going on here?
行了快看
All right! Look!
成功了叔公
It worked, Uncle G.
好耶
Yes!
各位
Guys...
先让我抱歉就那么丢下你们了
before you say anything, I'm sorry I left you like that.
从今往后我一定不会那么缺心眼了
I'll try to be more understanding
and tolerant from now on.
但现在得马上远离那家闹鬼公♥寓♥
But right now, we got to get far away
from that haunted apartment.
跑得越远越好
We're going far away
让鬼绝对找不着
where those ghosts will never find me.
格斯先生把我们躯壳拐走了
Mr. Gus is leaving with our bodies.
还要吗披萨史蒂夫
Don't we need those, Pizza Steve?
随他去吧
Let him go.
快看看
Check it out.
这里有先进的高清电视
This place has a state-of-the-art high-definition TV.
所以可以看我们最爱节目的
So we can watch all our favorite shows
现代宽屏版吗
in contemporary aspect ratios?
没错
That's right.
而且这种高科技
And with this updated technology
开
一定可容易打开了
turning it on should be a breeze.
好像出了个问题
I think we may have a problem.
不要啊
Noooo!
真是太好吃了
That was quite delicious.