天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S04E02

Part 2 March 25, 2024, 6:05 p.m.

like, destroyed all your friends and family?
欢乐激光秀致命激光枪
够了
That's it!
我再也受不了了别再弄早餐
I-I can't take it anymore! No more breakfast.
别再弄按♥摩♥
No more massages!
别再弄激光
No lasers!
别再弄恐龙日了
No more dinosaur day!!!
我爱你格斯先生
I love you, Mr. Gus.
好啦叔公
There, there, Uncle G.
别哭了
Don't cry.
好
Okay.
格斯先生一点都不感激
Mr. Gus didn't appreciate
你在恐龙日为他付出的一切是吗
what you did for him on dinosaur day, huh?
对
No.
天啊太坏了
Boy, that's rough.
如果今天是披萨日的话
You know, if it were pizza day
我一定会爱上你为我做的好事
I would love all the nice things you would do for me.
等一下
Say, what a minute.
今天就是披萨日
It is pizza day.
真的吗
It is?
真的你看
Yeah! Check it out!
6月31日披萨日
好耶
All right!
披萨日
Pizza day!
对对对走吧
Yeah, yeah, come on, let's go.
恐龙日
Dinosaur day.
折磨格斯先生日还差不多
More like mangled Mr. Gus day.
真想不到那家伙脑袋怎么了
I can't imagine what's going on in that guy's head.
我爱你格斯先生
I love you, Mr. Gus.
天啊我可能是过激了吧
Man. Maybe I overreacted.
我爱披萨日
I love pizza day!
披萨日可今天是恐龙
Pizza day? But today's dinosaur --
6月31日披萨日
根本不对怎么
That's not right. What the...
破坏恐龙日
只有一个我认识的人
There's only one person I know
写出来的字是辣香肠红色
that writes in pepperoni red.
要是他想要披萨日
And if it's pizza day he wants
那就送他一个披萨日
it's pizza day he'll get.
嘴巴张开甜蜜蜜的披萨小男孩
Now open wide, my sweet little pizza boy.
好耶
All right!
披萨日宝贝
Pizza day, baby!
披萨日快乐格斯先生
Happy pizza day, Mr. Gus!
天才叔公披萨日不是这么过的
Uncle Grandpa, you're doing pizza day all wrong.
是吗
I am?
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
大家都知道
Everybody knows
披萨日应该要吃披萨
you're supposed to eat pizza on pizza day
不是喂披萨
not feed it.
看来最好买♥♥点披萨来吃
Guess we better order some pizzas, then.
今天不行
We can't today.
为什么
Why not?
披萨店全都关门了
Well, all the pizza stores are closed.
毕竟披萨日可是国家级假日
After all, pizza day is a national holiday.
那我们要上哪去找披萨来吃呢
Then how will we ever find any pizzas to eat?
这边就有一片
There's a slice right there.
说什么
Say what?
对啊
Oh, yeah!
披萨
Pizza!
天啊
Aw, man!
逮到了
Gotcha!
天啊天啊天啊
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
披萨日快乐
Happy pizza day.
等等不要格斯先生不要
Wait! No! Mr. Gus, no!
好我承认
Okay, I admit it!
今天并不是披萨日
It's not really pizza day.
我只是嫉妒恐龙日
I was jealous that dinosaur day
都是你的节日
was all about you
不是披萨史蒂夫的节日
and not Pizza Steve.
所以我就蓄意破坏
So I purposely ruined
叔公计划为你准备的所有好东西
all of the nice things Uncle G planned for you.
真抱歉
Sorry, bro.
披萨史蒂夫听你承认自己犯错
Pizza Steve, hearing you admit that
让今天成为了史上最棒的恐龙日了
just made today the best dinosaur day ever.
所以等下今天还是披萨日吗
So, wait. It's still pizza day, right?
真是太好吃了
That was quite delicious.