我本坚强（2015）

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt S02E05

Part 3 Dec. 2, 2020, 2:57 p.m.

Like in one of the great love songs of all time,
就像那首最伟大的爱情歌♥曲
"You're My Baby Now"?
<你是我的宝贝>
**Baby, I get lost*
*宝贝我沉醉于
**In your big blue eyes*
*你的蓝色双眸
**Can't help dreaming of you*
*情不自禁地梦到你
**And those alabaster thighs*
*和你光滑的大腿
Ooh, that's risque.
噢好淫♥荡♥啊
Don't be disgusting, Lillian.
别这么恶心 Lillian
It's from Daddy's Boy, an innocent musical
这出自<爸爸的小男孩> 一部纯洁的音乐剧
about a father's love for his infant son.
描写父亲对自己年幼儿子的爱
The composer was beaten to death in jail,
作曲家后来在监狱里被打死了
which reminds me of another song you'll definitely know.
这又让我想起来另一首歌♥ 你肯定听过
**Whomp goes the billy club*
*警棍一出手
**Whomp goes the billy club*
*警棍一出手
**Splorch goes the Irishman's skull*
*爱尔兰人的头不再有
You can't say two words without singing.
你就不能不唱歌♥好好说两句话
Wait a minute.
等一下
You don't want to teach me songs.
你不是想教我歌♥曲
You can't stop singing 'cause you're happy.
你停不下来是因为你很幸福
Happy? No.
幸福不是
I'm just singing because...
我唱歌♥只是因为
Lillian, no.
Lillian 不是的
Lillian.
Lillian
Happy?
幸福
Well, why wouldn't you be?
为什么你就不能幸福
You're dating a nice boy, your one-man show went good,
你和一个好男人谈恋爱你的个人秀发展得也不错
and you got a free piano.
而且你还有免费的钢琴
This is the best your life has ever gone.
这是你生命中最好的时刻了
No!
不
You're wrong, Stoop Crone!
你错了驼背的老太婆
Nothing different is happening!
没发生什么特别的事
**This is just an ordinary day*
*今天只是普通的一天
**I'm just an ordinary gay*
*我只是个普通的同性恋
**Which is why I'm talking to you in such an ordinary way*
*所以我们才能平平常常地聊天
But, Titus...
但是 Titus
**I am dancing away from you*
*我要跳着舞离开你
**I am prancing away from you*
*我要昂首阔步地离开你
**We Three Marionettes of 1971.*
*我们三个1971年的火枪手
Parkour attack!
跑酷攻击
How are you feeling, sweetheart?
你感觉怎么样甜心
The label on your special candy
你的特别糖果标签上
said you'd be much calmer by now.
说你现在应该会冷静得多
I am gonna make that into a waterslide!
我要把那个变成一个水滑梯
This is my structure!
这是我的建筑
You're all fired!
你们都被炒了
Yeah!
耶
Mother, may I please go again?
妈妈请问我可以再玩一次吗
Oh.
噢
Of course.
当然可以
Is he on Dyziplen?
他是不是吃"管酵"了
Praise Jesus.
感谢上帝
Thank God the FDA fast-tracked that drug.
感谢药监局快速批准了那个药
Tag, you are it.
抓住了该你了
I am.
好的
Thank you.
谢谢
Is every child here on Dyziplen?
每个孩子都吃药了吗
Oh, yes.
是啊
That drug saved me so much time,
那个药帮我节约了好多时间
I was finally able to finish my tell-all book about my boss.
我终于有时间写完关于我老板的爆料书了
It's called Sippy Cup Rose
名字是<奶瓶饮红酒>
and it's gonna have a shoe on the cover.
封面上会有一只鞋
I can't believe how calm they all are.
真不敢相信他们都这么安静
Mommy, I am tired.
妈妈我累了
Can we go sit someplace quiet like a shoe store?
我们能去个安静的地方坐一会儿吗比如鞋店
Of course, my sweet baby.
当然了我的小甜心
**You're my baby now*
*你真是我的好宝贝
Stoop Crone!
驼背老太婆
I know you haven't been studying because I found your GED books
我知道你没在学习因为我发现你的高考书上
coated with a day's worth of asbestos.
落了大概一天的石棉灰尘
What are you doing?
你在做什么
Also, try not to breathe in here too much from now on and before.
还有从现在开始尽量别在这里过多呼吸哈以前最好也没有
Lillian, I'm fine.
Lillian 我没事
I've been studying for weeks, and I just have to take
我已经学习好几周了而且我只要
one more photo of Dong and Sonja so he doesn't get deported.
再帮Dong和Sonja照一张照片他就不会被遣送回国了
We're recreating their fake engagement
我们打算利用Sonja的年度格莱美大奖派对
at Sonja's annual Grammy Awards party.
来重现他们的假订婚
A Grammy party?
格莱美派对
Is this woman insane?
这女人疯了吗
Well, I think she's cheating on Dong with a statue
我觉得她背着Dong和一个雕像出轨了
so you tell me.
你说她疯不疯
If all this is about helping Dong,
如果这只是纯粹为了帮助Dong
then how come your bookmark is this?
那么你的书签怎么解释
It's all right here in your MASH.
你都列在你的"过家家"纸上了
Apparently you're gonna live in a shack,
看来你会住在屋棚
drive a Porsche,
开保时捷
honeymoon at FAO Schwarz,
去史瓦兹玩具店度蜜月
all with your husband Dong.
全是和你的丈夫Dong一起哟
Fine, you win.
好吧你赢了
I have hope.
我就是心怀希望
Hope that got me through 15 years in the bunker.
是希望支撑我度过了地堡里的15年
I don't quit.
我不会放弃
Sweetie, you can't keep running into a brick wall.
亲爱的你不能一直撞墙还不回头啊
Shows what you know.
你真不了解我
How does the Kool-Aid Man do this?
库尔急救人是怎么做到的啊
Kimmy, I was you once.
Kimmy 我曾经和你一样
I waited like a fool for something that could never be.
傻傻等着永远也不会出现的事
And his name...
他的名字是
was the Second Avenue Subway.
第二大街地铁
It was a he?
地铁是男的吗
Oh, you're goddamn right it was.
当然是男的了
The city had been promising to build it since 1916,
从1916年市里就承诺会建好地铁
so I figured by the '70s, it was due any minute,
所以我想着到70年代的时候怎么也能建好了
so I waited for years in a tiny Murray Hill apartment,
所以我窝在莫雷山的一个小公♥寓♥里等了好多年
not a pot to piss in.
连个尿盆都没有
It was a plastic cup with Reggie Jackson on it.
我都尿在一个有Reggie Jackson画像的塑料杯里
Donna Maria and I bathroomed
Donna Maria和我是用
into a trick-or-treating pumpkin.
一个万圣节的南瓜桶方便
I waited and I suffered,
我等了很久备受折磨
but the subway didn't come, so I gave up on the train,
但是地铁始终没来所以我放弃了
I left Murray Hill, and I moved here
我离开了莫雷山搬到了这里
where I met the love of my life.
遇到了我的一生所爱
So you quit?
你就这么放弃了
I know you're tough and you never give up.
我知道你很坚强从不放弃
Sometimes the hardest thing to do is just quit
但是有时候最难的反而是放下执着
and walk away.
继续前行
Sorry, but giving up isn't my jam.
对不起但是我可不喜欢放弃
My jams are grape, jock, and space,
我喜欢的是葡萄壮男和个人空间
and I've got 12 hours till my test.
我还有12小时就要考试了
I'm fine.
我没事
**You do not define me, Richard*
*你别想给我下定义 Richard
**I cannot be owned*
*没人能够占有我
**And if I had my way, Richard*
*如果让我随心所愿 Richard
**I would die alone*
*我想独自离世
**Eaten by birds*
*为鸟做食
**Digested by birds*
*为鸟裹腹
**Shat out by birds*
*被鸟排泄
**Alone*
*独自一人
Stephen Sondheim's Pinocchio.
Stephen Sondheim的<匹诺曹>
What happened? You were so happy before.
怎么了刚才你还很开心呐
I was until you said I was!
你说了以后我就不开心了