我本坚强（2015）

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt S02E04

Part 3 Dec. 2, 2020, 2:57 p.m.

Sorry.
抱歉
I've been reading up on the lifestyle,
我一直在研究这种生活方式
all the gay types...
所有的基友类型
Bears, cubs, wolves, chicken hawks.
熊型的幼兽型的狼型的老鹰型的
I'm a flamingo because I'm delicate, colorful,
我是火烈鸟型因为我又精致又鲜明
and I often stand on one leg due to a plantar's wart.
而且由于脚上的肉瘤我经常一只脚站着
Well, I think I might be a otter,
我觉得我可能是水獭型
which got me pretty interested in otters as a species.
这让我对水獭这个物种产生了很大兴趣
Did you know they use rocks as tools?
你知道它们使用石头做武器吗
This line is unacceptable.
这队太长了
We need to flirt with the bouncer.
我们去跟保镖调个情吧
Oh, yeah, I can do that. I'm in construction.
好让我来我是搞建筑的
Hey, princess!
嘿小公主
Are you a high chair? 'Cause I want to put a baby in you!
你是不是个躺椅啊我怎么这么想躺你身上呢
Excuse me.
借过
Excuse me.
借过
Excuse me.
借过
Bounceria, you let me in last time.
保镖哥哥你上次都让我进去了耶
Because you were with that pretty little twink.
因为你上次跟一个小鲜肉一起
And tonight, I'm with Michael.
今晚我和Michael一起
If you let us in, he'll fix the trapeze,
如果你让我们进去他会把吊杆修好的
and we all want the trapeze back.
我们都希望吊杆修好哟
Make him dance.
让他跳个舞
You're choosing your own adventure, Gretchen.
你来选择你自己的冒险吧 Gretchen
You're in charge.
你的生活你做主
You bought a snorkel at a dollar store, which...
你在一元店买♥♥了个潜水呼吸器
great!
很好
And now we're...
现在我们来到了
Dang it! You can't swim to the boat.
该死你别想游泳去追那条船
That's exactly what a lizard or lotion person would say.
蜥蜴人和乳液人就会这样说
No. We have to do something you want to do.
不行我们要做一些你想做的事
Not something some man told you to do.
而不是别人让你做的事
Yes! I heed your bidding!
好的我听从你的吩咐
No, don't put them on the glass!
别别把胸贴到车窗上
Just say the first thing that pops into your head, Gretchen.
说说你脑海里蹦出来的第一件事吧 Gretchen
Don't think! What do you want?
别想太多你想要什么
What do you want?
你想要什么
What do you want?
你想要什么
Ice cream!
冰淇淋
I want ice cream!
我想吃冰淇淋
All right, you got ice cream.
好了吃到冰淇淋了
Six cones is a lot, and strawberry sauce on coffee
六个是有点多而且咖啡草莓酱口味
doesn't make a ton of sense, but the important thing is,
听起来好怪异但是重要的是
you made a decision.
你做出了一个决定
Now what?
现在呢
Okay. Wow, see?
好了哇哦你看
Did the Founder tell you to get a dog
是教主让你领养一只
that once lived in a drug dealer's house?
曾经跟毒贩一起生活的狗狗吗
No, he didn't.
不不是他
That's your decision, and I support you.
这是你的决定我支持你
Gretchen, what are you...
Gretchen 你想干什么
Ha-ha, lost 'em.
哈哈甩掉了
Again, your decision.
仍然是你的决定
All you.
完全是你
Hey, what's nose candy?
嘿什么是嗅用麻醉品呢
Oh, that sounds harmless.
听起来没啥坏处
Let's ask around.
咱们问问吧
Did I just watch you do drugs with a junkyard Elmo?
我刚才真的看着你和一个垃圾场的Elmo一起嗑药了吗
I don't know, but I got a ton of ideas.
我不知道但是我现在有好多想法
Let's go to Red Hook with these morpets
咱们和他们一起去红钩竞速赛
and get pregnant.
再把肚子搞大吧
That's it. I'm re-kidnapping you!
够了我要重新绑♥架♥你
As if. I'm pretty sure I'm awesome at fighting now.
做梦吧我肯定我现在打架很厉害
Punch, punch, kick, punch, punch, punch.
出拳出拳踢腿出拳出拳出拳
Oh, no!
噢不
Come on! Are you kidding?
不是吧你逗我呢
It's midnight,
已经午夜了
and we still haven't gotten in anywhere.
我们哪儿都没进去
I thought the hard part of
我以为做同性恋最难的部分
being gay was gonna be figuring out scarves.
是要弄清楚各种围巾呢
Should we make like Queen Elizabeth and dub this a night?
要不然今晚就到这里吧
Hang on, Titus. I got to eat.
等下 Titus 我得吃点东西
Hey, can I get fries and a chicken shawarma pita?
嘿请给我一份薯条和鸡肉卷饼
You want anything?
你吃什么吗
I will not be tricked into eating on a date.
别想诱惑我在约会的时候吃东西
This is not my first rodeo.
这可不是我第一次挑战了
Hey, hey, this is not meat from rodeo.
嘿嘿这可不是斗鸡的肉啊
Hey, sorry I cramped your style tonight.
嘿对不起我今晚拖你后腿了
This whole scene is maybe too much for me.
这场面我可能有点承受不了
There are other kinds of being gay, though, right?
不过也有其他类型的同性恋对吗
I mean, I always pictured, like, wearing sweaters a lot
我是说我总是幻想着经常穿着毛衣
and cooking together and having a big, shaggy dog,
一起做饭养一只大大的长毛犬
and the whole place is just covered in fur.
整个屋子都铺满了皮毛
It's all just fur and sweaters and hair and fur and hair.
都是皮毛和毛衣和毛茸茸的毛
That sounds boring.
好无聊
Compared to your life, sure, but I'm not fancy like that.
跟你的生活比起来肯定是无聊了但是我没那么有品位
I just...
我只是
Hey, did you ever see The Lion King?
嘿你看过<狮子王>吗
I moved to New York City because of The Lion King.
就是因为<狮子王>我才搬到纽约的啊
Dude, that is my favorite movie,
伙计那是我最喜欢的电影
play, T-shirt, and sleeping bag ever.
戏剧 T恤和睡袋啊
I mean, Timon and Pumbaa?
我是说 Timon和Pumbaa多棒啊
When I first saw those guys, I was like,
当我第一次看到他俩我就想
"I'm seeing something special here."
"这可真是不同寻常啊"
Those two little furry dudes
那两只毛茸茸的小伙伴
caring for one another,
互相关心
singing songs, farting without judgment.
一起唱歌♥ 毫无顾虑的放屁
They didn't fit in with all the other meerkats and warthogs,
他们和其他的狐獴和疣猪格格不入
but they fit in with each other.
但是他们两个非常契合
And they adopted that Simba from Africa.
而且他们还从非洲领养了辛巴
Forget bears and otters.
别提什么熊型和水獭型了
We should all be meerkats and warthogs.
我们应该都做狐獴和疣猪
And you, my friend?
至于你嘛我的朋友
Classic meerkat.
典型的狐獴
I am sleek and graceful.
我确实又时髦又优雅
And I once went to a Halloween party
有次参加一个万圣节派对
dressed as Nathan Lane Bryant.
我装扮成Nathan Lane Bryant
It was moderately well received.
大受好评呢
Dude, try this.
伙计尝一口
You like spicy?
喜欢吃辣吗
Don't sneeze. Don't...
别打喷嚏别
I'm so sorry.
真是对不起
Morning, honkey.
早啊白鬼子
Hey, is Titus up yet?
嘿 Titus起来了吗
I was supposed to help him kick Mikey out hours ago,
我早就该来帮他把Mikey赶走了
but I gave 'em a little extra time,
但是我想多给他们一点时间
and I sprinkled rose petals on the bed.
而且我在床上洒满了玫瑰花瓣
Actually, it's barbecue potato chips.
其实是洒满了烧烤味薯片
I just had a feeling those two would click,
我就是觉得他们两个会一拍即合
you know, like all my joints.
就像我的关节一动就响
Lillian, do people change,
Lillian 人会变吗
or are we just who we are forever?
还是永远本性难移呢
Whoa.
哇哦
That is exactly
我也正在
what I've been thinking about with Titus.
这样想关于Titus的事呢
I am telling you, Red.
告诉你吧红发妞
You and me, same brain.
你和我思想一致
Hey, on the count of three,
嘿数到三
let's both say what we're thinking.
一起说出来正在想什么
One, two, three.
一二三