花瓶妻（2013）

Trophy Wife S01E14

Part 4 March 11, 2021, 2:39 p.m.

Pete, it's not just Diane, okay? It's me.
皮特不只是黛安的原因也有我自己的
I've supported myself my entire life.
我几乎一辈子都是自己在养自己
I started working at my mom's bar when I was 10. 10?
我十岁就在我妈的酒吧里工作了十岁
I had a work permit that said that I was 12.
我有工作许可证上面造假说我12岁
Canada's a weird place.
加拿大真是个神奇的地方
I love you, and I love our family.
我爱你也爱你的家人
But I need to feel like I'm doing something on my own.
但我需要感受到我也有自己的正经工作
I -- I had no idea that you were feeling this.
我我安全不知道你有这种感觉
I love that you want to work.
我很高兴你想要工作
Maybe you should just consider something less Jackie-centric.
或许你该考虑些不那么具有杰姬风格的
She called me a robot face. That's ridiculous.
她说我是机器人假脸那太荒谬了
Your face is totally real.
你的脸看上去很真实
Well, this is nice. Yeah!
这样真不错是啊
Oh, was the pace too slow?
是节奏太慢了吗
Oh, no. It just seems like you're picking it up a little.
不只不过你似乎加快了一点速度
Yeah, well, still warming up.
其实只是热身而已啦
Maybe it just seemed like I was too fast
或许你觉得我太快
Because your stride is so short.
是因为你的步子迈得太小了
Oh, I think my stride's just fine.
我觉得我的步子迈得挺合适的
Are you okay with the pace? Yeah.
你觉得这种节奏还行吗当然
I mean, they say you're supposed to
别人都说要在跑步时
Be able to hold a conversation,
依然能保持说话
Which I'm having absolutely no problem with.
我边跑边说是完全没问题的
Me neither. Oh, look!
我也没问题快看
The Kangs are...moving!
康家人在搬家
I hope... they like...sacra...mento!
我希望他们喜欢萨克拉门托
All right, let's hit the mats.
好了我们坐下休息一下
Okay, class.
好了同学们
I know karate's fun
我知道空手道很有趣
and you love watching me bust out my moves,
而且你们很喜欢看我出拳
But what if you get into a tough situation outside the dojo?
但如果你们在道场外摊上事儿了呢
What do you do then?
你们到时该怎么做
Let's imagine that you're in a...a movie theater --
假设你们走进了一家电影院
It's one of those fancy-pants assigned-seat theaters --
是那种高端的有固定分配座位的影院
And there are two guys sitting in your seat.
有两个人坐在你们的位子上
Wow! This class is so practical.
哇这课程可真实用啊
I know.
我也觉得
They won't move, even though they're sitting in your seats.
他们虽然坐在你们的位子上却不愿意挪开
So, what do you do?
你们该怎么做呢
Hail an usher.
叫引座员来
Totally.
是啊
You could do that if you don't mind people laughing at you.
如果你不介意别人笑你就那么做吧
Or you can kick some ass.
或者你也可以暴揍别人一顿
Zachary, Samantha.
扎克瑞萨曼莎
Get out of my seat.
给我让出座位
No?
不让是吗
Hang on. This is the real world.
稍等这可是现实世界
There are ramifications. What if those guys sue you?
是有法律后果的如果那些人告你怎么办
Good luck suing me with no teeth.
把你的牙全打掉你再告去吧
Okay, sensei Rick, here come the cops.
好吧里克老师接下来警♥察♥来了
They've got guns.
他们是有枪的
Hey, cops, guess what. I have guns, too.
警♥察♥叔叔看着我也有枪哦
I know what you're trying to do.
我知道你的意图
You're trying to embarrass me
你是想让我出丑
Because I believe in civilization.
因为我信赖文明的做法
I could choose to kick ass, but I don't.
我也可以选择揍别人但我不会那么做的
Oh. Could you?
噢你行吗
Yeah. Well, prove it.
是的那证明一下
Prove to me that it's a choice.
向我证明你是有这种选择性的
Yikes!
哎呀
Oh, dad!
老爸
Maybe you should hail an usher to break the board for you.
或许你该请个引座员来帮你打破这块板
Yes! Unbelievable!
太棒了难以置信
Oh, dad, are you okay? How's your hand?
爸你怎么样你的手怎么样了
I'm in a lot of pain. Oh, I bet.
我痛死了我想也是
Pretty sure it's broken.
我敢肯定骨头已经断了
That definitely was not worth it.
那一下可真不值得
Here.
给
What's this?
这是什么
It's a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.
是花生酱果冻三明治
It's supposed to look like a snake.
我本来是想做成蛇形的
It looks like a penis.
看上去倒像个鸡♥巴♥
Oh, my god. I made 10 of these and gave them to kids today.
天啊我做了10个这样的送给孩子们了
Yikes.
哎呀
See, Jackie, I can't do this, you know?
瞧杰姬我做不到你看见了吧
Foxed lunch is your baby.
狐狸午餐是你创造的
You're the sandwich artist. I'm...
你是个三明治艺术家而我是个...
A rat-racer,
无情的逐利者
Chasing rats up the corporate ladder with a briefcase
夹着个公文包在公♥司♥里追名逐利
Where your heart should be?
那公文包里本该装着你的心
What were you gonna say?
你本来打算说什么的
Well, I was gonna say I'm more business-minded, but, um...
我本来想说我更具有商业头脑但是...
Obviously I'm not very good at that, so...
但很显然我也不是很擅长那个所以
Foxed lunch is all yours.
狐狸午餐归你了
Hey, robot face.
嘿机器人假脸
Are you programmed to cut yourself a little of slack?
你能让自己稍微放松一点吗
So, you tried something new and you're 0 for 1-
你尝试了新事业试1次成功0次
big whoop.
有什么大不了的
I'm like 6 for 93,
我试了93次才成功6次
and two of them I settled out of court.
其中两次我还是庭外解决的
You're gonna be fine.
你不会有事的
Thanks, Jackie. Oh, uh, before you go,
谢了杰姬在你走之前
I'd like to tell you about my latest business venture.
我想告诉你关于我最新的商业计划
What about foxed lunch?
那狐狸午餐怎么办
Foxed what?
狐狸什么
Oh, oh! No.
噢不
This is a very expensive hobby, not a profitable business.
这个爱好太昂贵了不是个赚钱的生意
Right. Well, uh, Jackie, good luck with whatever it is.
好吧杰姬不管你在做什么祝你成功
I'm sure it'll be very...specific.
我敢肯定那一定非常特殊
Oh, it is! It is!
确实确实
May I interest you in the puppy poncho?
不知道你是否对狗狗雨披感兴趣
I know I'll be kicking myself later, but, uh, definitely no.
我知道我待会儿一定想抽死自己但还是算了
No way-- you won't be regretting that --
你肯定不会后悔的
Yeah, I didn't really buy it myself.
好吧我自己也不会买♥♥的
Is it broken? No.
骨头断了吗没有
It's sprained, isn't it? No.
但是骨折了对吧也没有
Acetaminophen, ice.
醋氨酚冰块
I can't believe I thought
我真不敢相信我觉得
I had to show the boys how tough I am.
我需要让儿子们知道我有多强悍
Peter, you're not the only parent out there
皮特你并不是唯一
Who's ever done something ridiculous to teach their children a lesson.
为了教育孩子而做了傻事的家长
You too, huh?
你也是吗
No.
不是
What happened to you?
你这是怎么了
New shoes.
新鞋挤的
Oh, my god.
天啊