花瓶妻（2013）
Trophy Wife
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花瓶妻（2013）
Trophy Wife S01E01
Part 4
March 11, 2021, 2:36 p.m.
好了 都住嘴 都是我的错
Okay, stop! It's my fault.
我想用水瓶偷装伏特加
I was trying to sneak vodka in my water bottle,
凯特发现了就没收了
and Kate caught me and took it away.
我不想让你发现
I didn't want you to find out,
因为我知道你会送我去
because I know you would send me to,
醒酒之类的 我根本不喝酒
like, rehab, and I don't even drink.
我也不喝酒
Yeah, I don't drink either.
凯特喝了伏特加是要保护我
Kate drank that vodka to protect me.
我很抱歉 凯特 我不该让你遭受这一切
I'm sorry, Kate. I shouldn't have put you through this.
- 过来抱抱 继女 - 哦 好吧
- Come here, stepdaughter. - Oh, okay.
也许你真该去醒酒
Maybe you do need a rehab.
噢 看开点嘛 你还能见到名人呢
Oh, go to promises. You will meet a celebrity.
谁都不会去
No one is going to rehab.
希拉里 不许去看演唱会
Hillary, you're not going to the concert.
你妈妈和我会讨论如何惩罚你
Your mother and I are gonna discuss punishment.
等等 演唱会一小时后就开始了
Wait, the concert's in an hour.
那我要跟谁去?
Who am I supposed to go with?
我跟你去
I'll go with you.
呃 好吧
Um... okay.
真的吗?
Really?
- 是啊 - 太棒了!
- Yeah, okay. - Yes!
哥们 放开那个三叉戟
Hey, buddy, leave the trident.
嘿
Hey.
你感觉怎么样?
How you feelin'?
亲亲会让你舒服些哦
Oh, this'll make you feel better.
你吐了 是吧
You puked, didn't you?
是啊 两次
Yeah. Twice.
真是有些酒气熏天
Yeah, you got kind of a bologna-Martini thing goin' on.
要是有人一年前跟我说
If someone had told me a year ago that I'd be
我会和有三个继子的男人结婚
married with three stepkids right now,
我能笑疯
I'd have laughed in their face.
真不知道我在干嘛
I have no idea what I'm doing.
我也不知道我在干嘛
I have no idea what I'm doing.
我今天给伯特买♥♥狗狗是因为我杀了约瑟
I bought Burt a puppy today because I killed Jose.
- 园丁? - 仓鼠啦
- The gardener? - The hamster.
爸爸 约瑟不在笼子里 你能帮我找找他吗?
Dad, Jose's not in his cage. Can you help me look for him?
好啊 孩子 我肯定他就在附近
Yeah, buddy, I'm sure he's around here somewhere.
- 你死定了 - 是啊
- Oh, you are going to hell. - Yes, I am.
约瑟 你在哪?
Jose, where are you?
我去拿手电
I'll get the flashlight.
我还在整理思绪
So I'm still figuring things out,
不过明天 等我起床
but tomorrow, I'm gonna get up
又会投身于这摊麻烦之中了
and jump in all over again.
但愿我别再吐了
I just hope I don't throw up.
你呆这多久了?
How long you been here?
二十二分钟
22 minutes.
你觉得买♥♥50个备份钥匙值得不?
And was it worth buying 50 hide-a-keys for this?
必须值
Oh, absolutely.
这感觉不一样了 与众不同啊
This feels different. It feels different.
太好了 不 烦死了
Yes. No. Damn it.
等等 就是这房♥子吧?
Wait, is this the right house?
我来感受下
I'm gonna sense it.
对 是这间房♥子 哦 在这呢
Yeah, it's the right house. Oh, here you are.
门根本没锁
Door isn't even locked.
说的是呀
I know.
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Trophy Wife
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