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The Simpsons S33E14
Part 4
April 7, 2022, 10:28 a.m.
"80个住破屋的NFL球员
"80 NFL players who live in bad houses.
第六个保管让你大吃一惊"
Number six will shock you."
不一定会吃惊吧
Well, we'll see about that.
"一个让你长高的
"One simple trick to add
简单技巧"
years to your height."
这些标题太诱人了
Whoa, these headlines are so tempting.
这家伙把狗留在车内 看看他妻子的现状 你会大吃一惊
不 我们必须记住我们的目标
No! we have to remember our goal.
消除羞耻感 回到被社会遗弃前的生活
Erasing our shame and returning to our pre-pariah lives.
不
Oh, no.
他们都被困在无尽的缓慢加载的幻灯片中
They're all trapped in endless slow-loading slideshows.
这些房♥子好烂
These houses suck.
烂透了
Sucks, sucks, sucks.
第六个
Number six.
侯默 快把他们弄出来
Homer, get them out now!
我只是想知道肠道医生
I just wanted to know which vegetable
求我扔掉哪些蔬菜
gut doctors are begging me to throw out.
是萝卜 我早该告诉你是萝卜
It's radishes. I could have told you it was radishes!
找到服务器室 侯默 你在那里会很安全
Find the server room, Homer, you'll be safe there.
这简直是太可怕了
This is prawn-demonium!
你不敢相信这门后是什么:服务器
好了 笔直往前就是接入端口
Okay, straight ahead is the access port.
插入闪存盘
Insert the flash drive.
等到清除代码上传完成
Once the scrub code is fully uploaded,
上传中
所有资料都会被抹除
Everything will be erased,
你就能回归倪明
And you will return to a life of anon-min-mity.
倪名 泥名的生活了
Anon-min, amoni-mity.
是匿名
It's "anonymity."
为以下人选准备全球互联网抹除行动
Preparing global internet scrub for the following individuals.
好了
There we are.
等等 他们是谁 我认得这些人
Wait, who are they? I recognize these people.
他们可是坏透了
They're really terrible.
那家伙为了好玩提高胰岛素的价格
That guy raised the price of insulin for fun.
我记得那个人之前还当过总统
I think that guy was just president,
那几个是他的孩子
And those are his kids.
还有 天呢
And, oh, my god,
那个是一直作弊的橄榄球教练
that's the football coach that does all the cheating!
没错 侯默 他们做坏事的证据
Yes, Homer. All evidence of their misdeeds
也会被消除
will be erased too.
但这不一样
But that's different.
那些人真的做过坏事
Those people did actual bad stuff.
还有很多俄♥罗♥斯♥的上将
Wow, lot of russian generals.
代码上传60%
Upload at 60%.
我的妈耶
Jeebus crackers.
所以拯救我的唯一方式
So the only way to save myself
是要抹除历史上当前坏人所犯下的罪行吗
is to erase the crimes of history's current monsters?
脑子放聪明点 侯默
Oh, wise up, Homer.
你以为是谁资助了这整个行动
Who do you think funded this entire operation?
抹除坏人的罪恶
Scrubbing these villains
才是建立机构的真正目的
is what the institute was always really about.
我该怎么办
What do I do?
等等 我从来没用过手帕
Wait, I never had a handkerchief.
对了 这是丽莎给我写的道歉信
Oh, this is the apology Lisa wrote for me.
上传基本要完成了
The upload's nearly complete.
我想到了这一刻 已经没什么
I can think of almost nothing at the last minute
可以阻止我们了
that will stop us now.
有我家人的支持
"It is with my family's support
我会努力做正确的事
that I will strive to do the right thing."
我会努力做正确的事
I will strive to do the right thing!
侯默 听着 你不知道我的那些投资人
Homer, listen, you don't know what my investors
为了掩盖自己做的恶 能够使出什么手段
are capable of doing to people who don't help them cover up
对付那些阻碍他们的人
what they're capable of doing.
你还不知道我有什么手段呢
You don't know what I'm capable of doing.
我可以把这个小玩意从电脑上拔下出来
Yoinking this doodad out of the computer hole.
上传失败
取消互联网抹除任务
Internet scrub cancelled.
蠢货 你坏了我好事
Idiot! You ruined it!
不 是我女儿干的
No, my daughter ruined it
她写出世上最真诚鼓舞人心的道歉 给我勇气
By writing the most genuine and inspirational apology ever.
你也应该听听
You should hear it.
世界广播
我是侯默·辛普森 我非常抱歉
I'm Homer Simpson, and I'm truly sorry.
抱歉 但我也很感激
Sorry, yet also grateful
能有这个机会
for this opportunity...
在历史长河中
In the annals of time,
只有过五次
there have only been five
伟大的公开致歉
truly great public apologies.
但是那天
But on that day,
由丽莎所写 侯默念给
the words Lisa wrote, and Homer somehow read
全世界人的那段话
to everyone in the world,
令其他五次道歉失色
put those others to shame.
那是一场深刻的反省
It was deeply soul-searching
百分百震撼
and 100% effective.
侯默获得所有人的原谅
Homer was forgiven by all
和永远的爱戴
and beloved forever.
你让我们失望了
You failed us.
我们要像糟蹋了民♥主♥那样弄死你
We're gonna do to you what we did to democracy:
不可弥补的损坏
Irreparable damage.
这个方案太激进了
The plan was too radical.
太激进 不不不
Too radical! No, no, no!
激进
Radical...
激进
Radical!
多亏了你们 从现在开始
And because of all of you, from here forward,
我会尽我所能 做最优秀的侯默·辛普森
I will be the best Homer Simpson I can be.
好了 就是这样 大家都可以
There you have it... A reminder that we could all be
对彼此的人性有更深层次的理解
a little more understanding of one another's humanity.
接下来
Up next,
白♥痴♥在跑步机上心脏病发作
Dumb idiot has heart attack on treadmill.
再给老虾来一盘
Another plate of Shrimp. J.K.
大虾
It's prawns.
我真该一开始就听你们的话
I should have listened to you all along.
其实 最开始你只需要
Yeah. Well, mostly, you just
别把狗狗单独留在车里
shouldn't have left the dog in the car.
我保留不同意见
Yeah, agree to disagree.
但是他跟我本来约好的
But he and I have an arrangement.
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