明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S03E19
Part 2
April 29, 2021, 1:50 p.m.
最能玷污我们的灵魂
I'm talking about birth control,
我是说计划生育
cohabiting before marriage, and dating outside of the faith.
婚前同居 交往不忠
Trust me, these little sins
相信我 这些小打小闹
are just as straight a path to hellfire
恰恰和我以前的累累罪孽一样
as all that really cool stuff I used to do.
铺平了通往地狱之火的道路
Really? I feel like they're not.
真的吗 我觉得不会啊
Now, let's all bow our heads
现在 让我一起低下脑袋
for one final prayer for Father Francis.
为神父Francis做最后一次祷告
He was a good guy.
他真是个好人
A good, soft guy.
一个善良温和的好人
May God forgive him for his leniency.
希望上帝能原谅他的慈悲
Leniency? We're screwed.
慈悲 我们惨了
You're screwed. I'm Hindu.
你才惨了 我是印度教的
I'm like immortal or something.
我就像是长生不老或者别的什么
By next Sunday you should all know Latin.
到下周日 你们得学会拉丁语
Let's go, come on.
我们走吧 快走
You were in the bathroom for, like, an hour.
你都在厕所呆了差不多一小时了吧
There's a lot of elderly people here, okay.
这里有好多老人好不好
I need a new church, okay?
我得去个新教堂
St. Ignatius has one of those guitar-priests.
St. Ignatius教堂有个传说中的吉他神父
But you know what? I can get over it.
你知道吗 我一定能熬过来的
Let's get out of here. Danny?
我们走吧 Danny
Danny Castellano?
Danny Castellano
Hey. Hi, Friar, I'm Mindy.
嗨 嗨 修道士 我是Mindy
I so enjoyed your speech. Sermon.
我太喜欢你的演讲了 布道
Yes, it was the best part of the show.
是啊 这是这场秀最精彩的部分了
Mass. Yeah.
弥撒 是啊
So you're Danny's girlfriend?
你是Danny的女朋友吗
I've heard a lot about you.
久闻大名
Oh, my God!
天哪
Are you my one Twitter follower?
你是我的推特粉丝吗
It is great to meet you, @OneDirectionBot.
见到你真是太棒了 小破团全球后援会
I... Hey, Mike, good to see you...
我 嗨 Mike 见到你真好
I'm sorry. Father Michael.
抱歉 Michael神父
Hard to adjust. I'm used to calling you
很难调整过来 我过去一直叫你斯塔顿岛
The Virginity Thief of Staten Island.
的处♥女♥终结者
Yeah, I remember you too, Danny.
是啊 我也记得你 Danny
You were the little altar boy who would always snitch on me
你就是那个祭祀助手 不管什么时候
whenever I would take the girls back to the rectory
我带姑娘在教区闲逛 你都会
to fool around.
告发我
Danny here, always such a little angel.
站在这儿的Danny 一直都是个小天使
Sorry. You know me.
抱歉 你懂我的
Always walking the straight and narrow.
一直都是中规中矩的
Yeah, I have a scriptural question.
我有个关于圣经的问题
I know that the church frowns on masturbation...
我知道 教会不赞成手♥淫♥
Mmhmm. But what is their policy
嗯 但他们怎么对待
on hot-tub jets?
热浴缸喷头呢
Hey, listen, here's 5 bucks.
呃 我这有五块钱
Why don't you go enter us into the raffle, okay?
我们去参加商场抽奖吧
Okay.
好的
So wonderful to meet you, Your Magistrate.
见到您真好 尊敬的神父大人
Okay. You don't...
好吧 你不需要
She doesn't have to do that. You're hand...
她不必这么做 你
Okay.
好的
She's different.
她真是与众不同
I gotta admit, Danny, I've heard some rumors.
我得承认 Danny 我听到一些谣言
You have? Yeah.
真的吗 是的
Look, the word on the pew is that
会众流传的话的是
the Golden Boy of St. Mary's and his girlfriend
圣玛丽的小金童和他的女朋友
are living together before marriage.
婚前就已经同居
Oh! That?
哦 这件事
That's what you heard?
你听说的是这件事
Yes, yes, we are,
是的 是的 情况确实属实
but we are definitely waiting before we,
但是我们还在等 直到我们
you know... do it.
你懂的 嘿♥咻♥
Look, Danny, I get it.
Danny 我懂的
The Vatican's fine with over-the-pants stuff.
教廷对打手♥枪♥还是能忍♥的
I just don't want people to think you're a bad Catholic.
我只是不想别人觉得你是个糟糕的天主教♥徒♥
People like me.
我这样的人
What? No way. We're both great Catholics.
怎么会 不可能 我和她都是天主好教♥徒♥
Especially her.
特别是她
Oh, I had no idea she was of the faith.
我还不知道她也是天主教♥徒♥呢
Yeah, she's of the faith.
她是天主教♥徒♥
Okay, everyone, just stick your tongues out.
各就各位 把舌头吐出来
Stop. Stop.
快别拍了
So, Ma, I was thinking we should change churches.
妈 我在想 要不我们换个教堂做礼拜吧
What do you think about The Immaculate Heart?
你觉得圣心教堂怎么样
That's for Puerto Ricans.
那是波多黎各人去的
What's communion? Chips and salsa?
圣餐都吃些什么 薯片蘸沙沙酱吗
Why would we switch churches anyway?
话说你为什么想换个教堂呢
The new priest.
因为新来的神父
You remember Michael O'Donnell?
你还记得Michael O'Donnell么
Mikey O'Donnell?
Mikey O'Donnell吗
The hooligan from down the block?
后街的那个小流氓
You know, he babysat for you and Richie once.
他以前照看过你和Richie一次
I come home, he's got a girl on top of the ping-pong table.
我回家看到他正和一姑娘躺在乒乓球桌上
Yeah, I remember that.
我记得的
They left a dent on the table.
球桌都陷下去了一块
Made the balls bounce weird.
球打到那里弹起来很不对劲
And I don't know. I don't feel comfortable
我也不知道怎么说 一想到要
confessing my situation to him.
对着他忏悔 我就不舒服
So don't confess.
那就别忏悔
You're not exactly winning Catholic-of-the-year anyway.
反正你也不是天主教的年度好教♥徒♥
You're divorced, you go to a gay gym...
离了婚 还去基佬健身房♥
You don't encounter it if you stay out of the sauna.
说得好像不去桑拿房♥就不会碰到基佬一样
Plus, their bodies motivate me.
再说了 基佬的身材对我有激励作用
Why do you care what Mikey thinks?
你干嘛要在乎Mikey是怎么想的呢
Your mother's over it.
你亲妈都不在乎
She still hasn't forgiven me for taping over
她现在都没原谅我预录戴安娜王妃的世纪婚礼
Princess Diana's wedding with an episode of The Price Is Right...
而是录了“价格猜猜看”节目的事
that I was on.
上节目的还是我呢
Maybe the problem isn't the priest.
可能问题不出在神父上
You gotta start thinking about
你应该好好想一想
why you feel so guilty about this.
为什么你会觉得羞愧
All right, let's take it from the top.
预备 我们再从头来一遍
Okay, so I said to the immigration officer,
好的 然后我就对移♥民♥局的工作人员说
"You know who I am? I'm Dr. Jeremy Reeve."
"你知道我是谁不 我是Jeremy Reeve医生"
Reed! Reed! Why can't I get that?
是Reed 是Reed 我怎么就老说错呢
I'll tell you why, and I don't mean to be cruel,
实话告诉你 我不是要打击你
but you're the worst actor I've ever seen in my life, okay?
你真的是我这辈子见过的最差劲的演员 好吗
No, I can act.
不会的 我有演技的
It's just I can't remember the lines.
我只是记不住台词
Oh, good, you're not doing anything.
啊太好了 你现在闲着
Hey, I need your advice. Absolutely not.
给点建议吧 想都别想
I'm incredibly busy. He's very busy.
我超忙的 他超忙的
Fine, I will buy a lousy ticket to your loser show.
得了 我买♥♥张票支持下你的烂剧还不行么
Take a seat. How can I help?
请坐 有什么能帮你的吗
Thank you.
谢谢啊
When I was at church with Danny
我和Danny在教堂的时候
and he introduced me to his priest,
他把我引见给他的神父
I felt like he was embarrassed by me.
我觉得他替我觉得难为情
Come on, stop. Danny has never even been
拜托 Danny从来没有
slightly embarrassed by you.
替你难为情过 一点都没有
Really? Okay.
真的吗 好的
That's a huge relief. See, I can act, Morgan.
真是如释重负啊 看到没 哥有演技的 Morgan
Of course he's embarrassed by you.
他当然有替你觉得难为情了
But the point is, if embarrassment
重点是 如果他替你觉得难为情
was gonna ruin the relationship, it would have happened by now.
会破坏你们之间的感情的话 那早就破坏了
Sounds like the problem is this priest.
这么看来问题出在神父身上
You want me to murder a priest?
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