明迪烦事多（2012）

The Mindy Project S03E17

Part 3 April 29, 2021, 1:50 p.m.

Guys, you're not selling us well.
哥们你们没有好好推销我们
Dr. Phillips, this is the sexiest and coolest office in all of Manhattan, okay?
Phillips医生这是曼哈顿最性感最酷炫的办公室好吗
I'm doing this guy.
我和这家伙在一起了
Plus, I'm always touching everyone.
而且我还总是对每个人动手动脚的
Okay, okay, stop it.
好好到此为止
If you see anything you like... What are you doing?
要是你有什么你喜欢的东西你这是干什么呢
This job's for you
这份工作为你准备的
if you show up, say good-bye to your social life,
如果你决定接受就得和你的社交生活说再见
and work to the bone.
然后玩命好好干
I-I see you're all very busy,
我知道你们都非常忙
and obviously, I need to discuss this with my husband.
而且很显然我得和丈夫商量商量
Of course.
当然
But it's been a pleasure.
但是还是很荣幸
Milady, I'll escort you out.
夫人我送您出去
I have your gift bag.
我拿着您的礼品盒
That's my purse.
那是我的提包
I put a coffee mug in there.
我往里面放了个马克杯
And may I say, you are the most beautiful woman
请允许我说您真的我这辈子见过的
I've ever seen in my life.
最美的女人
Okay, Morgan, stop. Stop, that's not appropriate.
行了 Morgan 停别说了这样说不恰当
Inappropriate. Thank you.
不恰当谢谢你
Oh, let me get the door for you.
哦让我来给您开门
Thank you.
谢谢你
Didn't trip.
没被绊倒
I was stretching. Yes!
我在伸展身体太好了
Okay, there you go.
来给你吃吧
Why is this steak white? What's with this green crud?
这个牛排怎么是白的啊掺的这一坨绿的是什么
Where's my dessert? Oh, yeah, I forgot, sorry.
我的甜品呢哦对我忘了不好意思
I printed out these really funny Yogi Berra quotes.
我打印了Yogi Berra的名言
If you're still hungry, just read those.
如果你还是饿的话就读读这些名言
That will definitely take your mind off things.
一定会让你心无杂念的
Hey, guys.
嘿伙计
We're gonna party like it's my birthday,
我们会像我生日一样开派对
'cause it is.
因为就是我生日
Oh, my God, it's my favorite kind of cake...
哦我的天啊那是我最爱的一种蛋糕
gigantic.
巨无霸
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sit down.
喂喂喂喂坐下
Willpower. Willpower.
意念意念
If you can give up smoking, then I can do this.
要是你能戒烟我就能忍♥住不吃
Yeah.
对
I can eat this white steak you brought me.
我可以吃进去你买♥♥给我的这块白牛排
Chicken.
那是鸡肉
Delicious. Mmm, nom, nom.
太好吃了嗯嗯嗯
I am so proud of you.
真为你骄傲
May this lunch be the beginning of a lifetime of healthy eating.
希望这个午餐是一辈子健康饮食的开始
A lifetime? What do you mean a lifetime?
一辈子你说一辈子是什么意思
Mangia.
好好吃
Ooh.
哦
No. No, no, no.
不不不不
Mindy, have you heard from Dr. Phillips yet?
Mindy 你收到Phillips医生的回复了吗
I'm nervous. We don't have a backup.
我很紧张我们没有后备计划
What are you eating? Is this a joke?
你吃什么呢是在开玩笑吗
There's a birthday cake here.
这里有个生日蛋糕
Uh, uh...
呃呃
Yeah, yeah. You know what, screw this.
是啊是啊不管这破东西
We'll have some cake.
我们吃点蛋糕吧
Happy birthday. Happy birth...
生日快乐生日快...
Oh, my God, Dr. L, I was gonna take a selfie with the cake.
哦我的天啊 L医生我还想和蛋糕拍一张自♥拍♥呢
This is a great cake.
这个蛋糕真不错
We were about to sing. Mindy?
我们本打算唱歌♥呢 Mindy
I found this half a banana in my gym bag.
我在健身包里找到半根香蕉
Hey, sweetheart. I just left for two seconds.
嘿宝贝我刚离开两秒
They were forcing me to.
是他们逼我的
You are a damn liar.
你个死骗子
I got a baby in there, and he's cooking,
你肚子面有我的孩子他正在生长
and he needs some healthy chicken.
他需要吃点健康的鸡肉
You know what? You have no willpower, Mindy.
你一点意志力都没有 Mindy
No willpower.
没有意志力
You ruined my birthday.
你把我的生日搞砸了
I need to take the rest of the week off.
这周剩下的几天我要请假
Oh, Tamra.
哦 Tamra
Hey, Pepe.
嘿 Pepe
Oh, yeah.
哦是
My snacks are pretty gross, but Danny's right.
我的小吃是很恶心但是Danny是对的
I have to eat healthier for the health of my own litter.
我得为了我的小宝宝健康饮食
Want to try some? Maybe you'll like it.
想吃点吗你可能会喜欢的
I've seen you eat out of the garbage,
我看见过你在垃圾堆里翻东西吃
and you've seen me eat out of the garbage.
你也看到过我在垃圾堆里翻东西吃
It's green beans or something.
这是绿豆子之类的吧
Pepe.
Pepe
Just try it, Pepe.
尝尝 Pepe
It's not that bad.
没那么难吃
Oh, my God, Tamra! I found the bum!
哦天啊 Tamra 我看见那个流浪汉了
Hey, you! Get a job!
嘿就是你去找个工作去
Danny?
Danny
Danny, are you smoking?
Danny 你在抽烟吗
You're chain smoking?
你在连着抽烟
I cannot believe you, Danny.
我真不该信你 Danny
Smoking is literally the stupidest
吸烟完全是你能做的最愚蠢
and most harmful thing you can do,
最有害健康的事了
and this is coming from a woman
而且这是句话是从一个今天早上
who considered eating cheese from a mouse trap this morning.
连捕鼠夹里的奶酪都想吃的女人嘴里说出来的
Yeah, not to mention the rubbish that Doris is gonna have to clean up
还别提Doris要去打扫的那些垃圾
and all the lies we now have to live with.
和我们以后要继续隐瞒编造的谎言
The lies, Danny. Doris, Danny.
谎言 Danny Doris Danny.
I'm sorry. It calms me down.
我很抱歉烟能让我平静下来
I tried painting, but I kept painting my own tombstone,
我试着画画但是我一直在画我自己的墓碑
and my teacher said I was bumming everyone out.
我老师说我一直在向周围人传递不良情绪
All this time, you were giving me crap about my prenatal diet
一直以来你和我讲产前饮食的废话的时候
when you were doing this?
自己还在干这种事
This!
抽烟
Oh, I think that makes you a hypocrite
哦这让我觉得你是个伪善人
or hypocryte.
还是伪君子来着
I've only ever seen the word written.
我只在书上看见过这个词
Hypocrite.
伪君子
Let's not fight. It's a beautiful night.
我们不要吵架了这是个美丽的夜晚
The moon's out. You look gorgeous, babe.
月亮出来了你看起来美如画宝贝
Okay.
好吧
Get over here. Give me a k...
过来给我一个亲
Ow!
啊
Tamra, you just shot me!
Tamra 你刚给了我一枪
I thought you were the bum.
我以为你是那个流浪汉呢
There's no way you could've thought I was the bum!
你怎么会把我看成流浪汉
You don't dress that great. You could've been the bum.
你穿成这样很有可能被当成要饭的
For the last time, we don't shoot anybody.
最后说一遍我们谁也不能打
You deserve getting shot.
你活该挨打
Ow! Shoot him again, Tamra.
哦再给他一枪 Tamra
No! No. Don't. Don't.
不不别别
Do it, Tamra. No!
打他 Tamra 不
Listen up, everyone. I have an announcement to make.
注意听大家我要宣布一个声明
I'm sorry I let you down, okay?
我很抱歉让你失望了好吗
I'm gonna quit smoking once and for all.
我从今天起再也不吸烟了
That's it. It's over.
就是这样不吸烟了
We must be the change we wish to see in this world.
我们所做的改变就是我们希望世界做的改变
Gandhi said that.
甘地说过
First of all, John Mayer said that.
第一是John Mayer说的
Gandhi said, "The British are coming,"
甘地说的是"英国人来了"
and that's how he got independence for India.
然后他就靠这个争取到了印度独♥立♥
Okay, I don't doubt you think that's true.
好我一点都不怀疑你认为这是真的
Speaking of extraordinary Indian people,
提到传奇的印度人