明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S03E17
Part 1
April 29, 2021, 1:50 p.m.
It's so great to be back in New York in the winter,
在冬天回到纽约的感觉真好
curling up in a warm bed next to the one you love.
躺在床上 蜷缩在你爱的人身旁
The only problem is, I'm pregnant
唯一的烦恼是 我怀孕了
and morning sick as hell.
伴随着强烈的晨吐反应
Oops. Sorry, Bible.
啊呀 对不起了 <圣经>
You all right? Where were we?
你还好吧 我们刚进行到哪一步了
Okay.
够了
Just go brush your teeth. Okay.
去把牙给刷了 好吧
And for something called morning sickness,
什么叫晨吐反应呢
it sure happens all the damn time.
就是每个早晨都会吐
Hey, guys. I'm testing out a new look.
嗨 小伙伴们 看看我的新造型
What do you guys think?
大家觉得怎么样
Lady at the hat store said the same thing.
帽子店的小姐也是这个意思
On the positive side,
从积极的方面看
morning sickness teaches you
晨吐反应教会你
how to make all of New York your personal barf bag.
怎么把整个纽约城变为你的私人呕吐袋
Babe.
乖乖
Fortunately, my constant ralphing
万幸的是 我的经常性呕吐
is only bringing Danny and me closer together.
反倒拉近了Danny和我之间的距离
Hey, you looking at my Little League trophy?
你是在欣赏我的少年棒球联赛奖杯么
You know, I was the best player on the team,
要知道 我可是队里最棒的选手
and we had some Dominicans.
我们队还有一些多明尼加人呢
Cool.
真酷
Did you barf in it? Yeah.
你刚吐里面了么 对
I'm sorry, Danny.
很抱歉 Danny
It's only a second-place trophy, though, right?
反正这也只是个第二名的奖杯 不是么
I hate to see you like this.
我不喜欢看到你这个样子
You know, Castellano babies always cause morning sickness.
Castellano家的宝宝总会引起晨吐反应
We have a saying in my family:
我们家有句话
First they make you puke;
一开始宝宝催你狂吐
Then they wreak havoc on your birth canal.
接着宝宝摧毁你的产道
Hi. Hey, buddy.
嗨 嘿 哥们
Dr. L, everyone knows about your condition.
L医生 大家对你的情况一清二楚
All right, Morgan, let's wrap this up.
行了 Morgan 适可而止吧
Ta-da.
请看
Is that a bedazzled barf bucket?
那是一个魔之呕吐桶吗
Wow, Morgan!
哇 Morgan
It's so beautiful.
这好好看啊
This is the nicest gift anyone's given me
自打Danny带我去看了Bruno Mars演唱会以后
since Danny took me to Bruno Mars.
我从来没收到过这么棒的礼物
Oh, Bruno Mars and I...
啊 Bruno Mars和我
Hat brothers. Oh, God.
是帽子兄弟 老天
Stop talking about that stupid hat!
你别提那顶丑帽子了行么
All right.
好吧
Morning, sweetheart.
早安 亲爱的
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing here?
喂喂喂 你这是干什么
Get away from the microwave. What?
离微波炉远一点 你说什么
I don't want you using the microwave that much
我不想你这么频繁地使用微波炉
when you're pregnant... the rays and the waves.
你都怀孕了 射线啊微波什么的
Didn't you read the parenting book that I gave you?
我给你的那本育儿书你没看吗
Panic Womb? Relax.
<恐慌的子♥宫♥>吗 别紧张
I'm not using the microwave.
我没在用微波炉
I'm just getting some coffee.
人家只是想喝点咖啡而已
Don't... don't... don't sip the coffee!
别别别 一口咖啡都别喝
What's wrong with you? That's even worse.
你这是怎么了 咖啡更加不好
Right here, A Brave New Dad says
这<勇敢新爸爸>上写了
that coffee can stunt a baby's growth.
咖啡会阻碍宝宝的正常生长
I'll read it to you. Chapter 14.
我这就念给你听 第14章
Don't do that. It's boring.
别念 无聊死了
I mean, you should read these too.
我是说 你也应该看看这些书
Look, I don't have time to read all your boring parenting books.
听着 我没时间看你这些无聊的育儿书
You don't have any time
你没时间看
because you're always reading the baby name books.
是因为你一直在看给宝宝起名字的书
Oh, by the way,
啊 顺便问下
what do you think of the name Femonique?
你觉得Femonique这个名字怎么样
Warmer, but no.
接近了 但不好
Look, Min, I need you ready for when this baby comes, okay?
Min 我需要你为宝宝做好充分准备 好吗
I made you a delicious breakfast.
我给你做了美味的早餐
Close your eyes. Ooh, now we're talking.
你把眼睛闭上 这才像话嘛
Okay. Open 'em up.
可以了 睁开眼
Oh, God. What?
天哪 怎么了
What the hell is that? It's oatmeal.
这是什么鬼啊 燕麦粥
I'm expected to eat this?
你指望我吃这个么
It's steel-cut.
这是粗切燕麦
9 a.m. On a Sunday.
现在是周日早上九点钟哎
Mmhmm. I need eggs.
是啊 我要吃鸡蛋
I need waffles. I need four kinds of pig's meat.
我要吃华夫饼 我要吃四种不同的猪肉
I don't need no bowl of oatmeals.
我一碗燕麦粥都不要吃
With your morning sickness, no way.
你有晨吐反应 想都别想
You got to eat healthy. Start now.
你得健康饮食 就从现在开始
I have been eating for two my entire life,
我这辈子都是一个人吃两人份
and now I actually have an excuse.
现在好不容易有了个借口
I'm not gonna waste it on steel-cut oats.
我才不要把机会浪费在吃粗切燕麦上
Okay. Look.
好吧 听我说
Pregnancy is hard enough as it is.
怀孕本身就已经很辛苦了
You're right.
你说得没错
I am also starting my own fertility clinic.
我还准备开一家自己的生育诊所
Yes, you are.
对 没错
I had to completely put my modeling career on hold.
为此我不得不彻底搁置我的模特生涯
What? I need these simple pleasures.
啥 我需要这些简单的快乐
By the way, you should talk.
再说了 你应该和我谈谈
Don't think I don't know about your little cigarette smoking habit.
别以为我真不知道你抽烟的习惯
No, when I heard about the baby,
没 我知道你怀孕之后
I quit smoking cold turkey.
已经彻底戒干净了
That reminds me. Cold turkey.
正好提醒了我 冷火鸡
For protein. I'm gonna kill you.
补充蛋白质 我饶不了你
morning.
早安
As you're no doubt aware, the practice is once again
想必各位都已经意识到了 我们的诊所
facing a moment of crisis.
再一次陷入了危机
I know!
我知道
The homeless guy sleeping in our courtyard is back.
那个睡我们院子的流浪汉又回来了
I keep finding his trash out there.
我老在那儿看到他的垃圾
I'm buying a BB gun.
我要买♥♥把BB枪来
You can use my gun. It's in the fridge.
你可以用我的枪 就放在冰箱里
With Peter having left and Mindy branching out
Peter走人了 Mindy拓展业务
to start her own fertility practice,
要开她自己的生育诊所了
we're busier than ever, which is great,
我们前所未有的忙 这很好
but we do need to hire a new doctor immediately.
但是我们有必要尽快招聘新的医生
You know what we need?
你知道我们需要什么样的人吗
Someone modern and cool who could relate to me
时髦又酷炫的 让你们想到我
and everyone else in Generation Hunger Games.
以及其他知道"饥饿游戏"的那种人
I'm sorry. Did you say modern and cool?
不好意思 你刚才是说时髦又酷炫吗
Psst. Hello, Dr. C.
看这里 C医生
No, don't look.
别 别去看
Okay, we're looking to hire a doctor,
我们是要招一个新的医生
not an aspiring R&B singer.
不是什么一腔热血的R&B歌♥手
Sir, I just want one doughnut on each of my fingers.
先生 我只是想要你把甜甜圈套在我的手指上
It's not that hard to...
有这么难吗
I'll just do it myself.
我还是自己来好了
Mindy. Mindy Lahiri.
Mindy. Mindy Lahiri
Dr. Phillips?
是Phillips医生吗
Wow, I haven't seen you since med school graduation.
哇 从医学院毕业之后我就没见过你了
You were always my favorite professor.
你一直是我最喜欢的教授
Oh, that's nice. You look great.
是吗 太好了 你看上去不错
Thank you.
谢谢
Your acne really cleared up.
痤疮都消掉了
It actually migrated to my butt,
其实是转移到屁♥股♥上了
but thank you.
总之谢谢了
Oh, I actually saw the inside of your apartment
我在<建筑设计文摘>上
in Architectural Digest.
看到你公♥寓♥的内部装潢了
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