黄金女郎（1985）

The Golden Girls S05E25

Part 2 Aug. 18, 2023, 12:40 p.m.

Oh, if you need to know anything else about me,
我有照片
I have pictures.
我们也有
So do we.
我们的记录显示你来自一个叫圣奥拉夫的小镇?
Now, our records show that you come from a town called St. Olaf?
能和我说说吗
You want to tell me about it?
尼伦德太太你还好吗?
Mrs. Nylund, are you all right?
从来没人问过我这个问题
It's just that nobody's ever asked before.
嗯…
Well...
我不明白他们好像没有共同话题啊
I don't get it. They don't seem to have anything in common.
我想就像那句老话说的
I guess it's just like that old saying
异性相吸（对立面相吸引）
you know, opposites attract.
这是真的
That's very true.
在圣奥拉夫奥利·牛顿·斯普林和他的妻子布里奇特
Back in St. Olaf, Ollie Newtonspringle and his wife Bridget
在各方面都截然不同
were opposites in every way.
他很胖她很瘦他整洁她邋遢
I mean, he was fat, she was thin. He was neat, she was sloppy.
他很高她很矮
He was tall, she was short.
他小气她奢侈
He was cheap, she was extravagant.
相反我们知道了!
Opposites, we get the picture!
不管怎样我永远不会忘记那段时光
Well anyway, I'll never forget the time
他们在我们的年度才艺表演上唱歌♥
they sang at our annual talent show
就在鲱鱼杂耍表演之后
right after the herring juggling act.
你是说真的有人和鲱鱼做杂耍?
You mean to tell me that somebody actually juggled herring?
不
No.
耍杂耍的是那条鲱鱼
It was the herring who did the juggling.
和小刀一起耍
Tiny little Ginsu knives.
真的非常危险
Really, very dangerous.
我是说只要耍错一下就会把自己切成片
I mean, one false move they could have fileted themselves.
我恨你
I hate you.
萝丝你在干什么?现在是凌晨两点
Rose, what are you doing? It is 2:00 a.m.
我睡不着所以我决定起床
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to get up
再做一批"脆脆饼"
and make a batch of sperhoven krispies.
这是一种古老的斯堪的纳维亚夜宵
It's an ancient Scandinavian midnight snack.
我猜经过一夜的掠夺和强♥奸♥
I guess after a night of pillaging and raping
一个维京人想在他的可可里加点东西
a Viking wants a little something to go with his cocoa.
嗯它们闻起来很难闻
Well, they smell god-awful.
是的当你被臭气呛得想吐的时候
Yeah. When you're about to throw up from the stench
这就是他们完成的时候
that's when they're done.
谁想来点?
Who wants some?
如果这些是给唐纳党的
If these had been offered to the Donner Party
唐纳党是1846年前往加利福尼亚的美国人
在内华达山脉大雪中被困
90人约一半死于饥饿或暴晒为了生存而吃人肉
他们还是会吃掉对方的
they still would have eaten each other.
别傻了桃乐茜它们很美味的
Don't be silly, Dorothy. They're delicious.
你只要知道怎么吃就行了
You just have to know how to eat them.
你用一只手捏住鼻子
You hold your nose with one hand
然后另一只手往嘴里塞
and pop a krispie in your mouth with the other.
尝起来像芝士蛋糕和新鲜草莓
That tastes like cheesecake, fresh strawberries
还有巧克力冰淇淋
and chocolate ice cream.
天啊你说得对
My gosh, you're right.
那是我吃过的最好吃的东西
That is the best thing I have ever tasted.
哦真好吃
Oh, this is delicious.
嘿真够可以的我在客厅什么都闻不到
Hey, gimme a break. You can't smell that from the hall.
然后是汉斯·埃里克森想带一只麋鹿去舞会
Then there was the time Hans Ericsson wanted to take an elk to the prom.
整个镇的人都对那件事有争议
The whole town was divided on that one.
闺女啊如果你在给你弟弟菲尔写信
Pussycat, if you're writing to your brother Phil,
替我谢谢他送的内衣
tell him I said thanks for the Underoos
蜘蛛侠可把我的医生吓坏了
and Spiderman scared the hell out of my doctor.
我不是在给菲尔写信
I'm not writing to Phil.
我只是在记下一些我想对总统说的话
I'm just jotting down some things that I want to say to the president.
桃乐茜你不会大吵大闹的吧?
Oh, Dorothy, you're not gonna make a scene, are you?
哦当然不会相信我
Oh, hey, come on. Give me a little credit.
我是说我又不是什么急性子
I mean, it's not like I'm some kind of hothead.
拜托你和约翰·麦肯罗的区别是
Please, I'd put you about even with John McEnroe.
美国网球运动员脾气暴躁经常在球场发脾气
麦肯罗知道什么时候该停下来
Except McEnroe knows when to stop.
拜托妈
Come on, ma.
她说得对
She's right.
你不记得了吗怎么可能忘记?
Don't you remember the time, how could you forget?
这是我唯一能找到的备用毛巾
These were the only spare towels I could find.
把它们放在桶周围吸一吸水
Put 'em around the bucket in case the leak spreads.
等一下萝丝
Wait a minute, Rose.
那是我的卡巴纳俱乐部沙滩浴巾吗?
Is that my Cabana Club beach towel you have there?
是这条图案是裸体男女被海浪卷走的吗?
Is it this one with the naked man and
woman being swept up in the waves?
是的就是这条你不能用这条浴巾
Yes, that's it. You can't use this towel.
布兰琪情况紧急下周我们会换新的
Blanche, Blanche, it's an emergency. We'll replace it next week.
不这条不能用
Oh, no, you cannot replace this towel.
这条浴巾有太多美好的回忆
There are too many fond memories attached to this towel.
拜托布兰琪
Blanche, please.
我可没心情听你说在佛罗里达海岸线上
I am in no mood to hear about the
parade of endless sexual encounters
没完没了地做♥爱♥ 只有这条浴巾
that you have experienced up and down the Florida coastline
隔在你火热的肉体和冰冷潮湿的沙子之间
with only this towel between your hot flesh and the cold, wet sand.
我用这条浴巾把我儿子斯基皮从医院带回家桃乐茜
I brought my son Skippy home from the hospital in this towel, Dorothy.
你在撒谎布兰琪
You're lying, Blanche.
算你厉害
Damn, you're good.
生日快乐孩子们
Happy birthday, boys and girls
祝你们生日快乐
Happy birthday to you
欢迎来到哈哈先生的热狗庄园!
Welcome to Mr. Ha Ha's Hot Dog Hacienda!
这不是很有趣吗?
Isn't this fun?
桃乐茜你还没碰你的哈哈热狗呢
Dorothy, you haven't even touched your Mr. Ha Ha Dog.
你说得对
You're right.
好了我碰了它
There, I touched it.
现在是哈哈先生生日总结的时间了!
And now it's time for the Mr. Ha Ha birthday roundup!
当我叫到你的名字时请上台
When I call your name, please come up onstage.
鲍比·斯宾纳
Bobby Spina!
拜托告诉我你没有
Please say you didn't do this.
珍妮·泰勒!
Jeannie Taylor!
请告诉我你没有
Please tell me you didn't do this.
桃乐茜·兹博纳克
Dorothy Zbornak!
我只希望你控制住自己桃乐茜
I just wish you'd watch yourself, Dorothy.
因为我们对总统来访都很兴奋
Because we're all pretty excited about this visit.
算了吧萝丝
Forget it, Rose.
如果布♥什♥总统走进这栋房♥子
If President Bush steps in this house,
我可不会浪费这样的机会的
I'm not gonna waste an opportunity like that.
我要好好教训他一顿
I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.
你和她谈谈
You try and talk to her.
桃乐茜如果总统来了你可不能批评他
Dorothy, if the president comes here, you can't criticize him.
我就这样做
Watch me.
桃乐茜千万别惹他
Oh, Dorothy, don't ever antagonize the man
他可是能处理军队的问题的人
who could answer the question you and what army?
你对总统有什么不满?
What's your gripe with the president, anyway?
他称自己为"教育总统"
He calls himself the education president.
但是我们的教育系统有一些严重的问题
But our education system has some serious problems.
我看到文盲
I see the illiteracy.
还有辍学的
I see dropouts.
我看到孩子们甚至在地图上找不到印度
I see kids who can't even find India on a map.
说句公道话桃乐茜哥伦布也找不到的啊
Well, to be fair, Dorothy, that stumped Columbus too.
教育只是问题的一部分
And education is just part of the problem.
我是说还有年龄歧视妇女权利
I mean, there's age discrimination, women's rights.
噢萝丝
Oh, Rose.
亲爱的萝丝
Rose, honey.
你为什么不告诉我们出了什么事?
Now, why didn't you tell us what was going on?
因为你们不能帮我找工作
Because you can't help me find a job,
因为没有人或任何事能让我重新年轻
because nobody or nothing can make me young again.
好吧萝丝
All right, Rose,
你的生活和以前不一样了
so your life isn't the same as it used to be.
规则变了但以前也发生过不是吗?
The rules have changed, but it's happened before, hasn't it?
我是说查理死后你做了什么?
I mean, what did you do after Charlie died?
把他埋了
Buried him.
我是说你第二天做了什么
I mean what did you do the next day
当你要重新开始生活的时候?
when you had to start putting your life together?
我做不到