黄金女郎（1985）

The Golden Girls S05E12

Part 3 Aug. 18, 2023, 12:39 p.m.

我还以为我的塑料驯鹿便便会爆红呢
I thought I was gonna go through the
roof with my plastic reindeer poop.
目标定得太高就会这样
That's what happens when ya aim too high!
然后我考虑到
And then I figured with the drought
干旱和火灾的危险
and the danger of fires, the one novelty item
这季节会很流行的
that would really take off this season
是一个戴着太阳镜开着消防车的圣诞老人
is a little Santa wearing sunglasses,driving a fire engine,
所以我把所有的钱都投资在这个灵感上
so I put every last cent I had into that hunch,
给我在德国的供应商预定了1728个
and I ordered 12 gross for my supplier in Germany.
东柏林的所有东西都被运走了除了我的消防车!
Everything is getting out of East Berlin except my fire engines!
1989年11月9日柏林墙倒塌
它们昨晚才运到这里
They didn't get here till last night.
来吧斯坦利你以前也失败过啊
Come on, Stanley. You've been down before.
生意场上很正常
This is the nature of your business.
你为什么不回家好好过圣诞节
Why don't you go home and enjoy Christmas
明天再面对未来呢?
and face the future tomorrow?
我不能回去
I can't go home.
-为什么? -凯瑟琳把我赶出来了
Why not? Katherine threw me out.
你老婆把你赶出来了?
Your wife threw you out?
她竟然这么聪明!
I had no idea she was that bright!
发生了什么事?
What happened?
凯瑟琳指责我不忠
Katherine accused me of infidelity.
该死斯坦!
Oh, dammit, Stan!
我们结婚时候的这种不忠
This makes those infidelities during our marriage
都没什么特别的了!
seem much less special.
为什么这事要发生在我身上
Why did this have to happen to me,
在圣诞节破产而又无家可归? 为什么是我?
broke and homeless on Christmas? Why me?
你还有脸说？那这些人呢？
Why you? Why them?
看看这些人! 并不是只有你
Look around you! You're not exactly alone.
这些孩子唯一剩下的可能就只有圣诞节了
This is probably the only Christmas these kids are gonna have.
好好想想或许你能不再这么顾影自怜了
Think about that for a while. It might
take your mind off your own self pity.
我得回去工作了
I've gotta go back to work.
超敏感女人
Mrs. Sensitive.
这让我想起了我最喜欢的圣诞节
Being here reminds me of my favorite Christmas
1951年我在劳军联合组织里
back in 1951, which I spent at the USO,
为我们去朝鲜的士兵们过一个更好的圣诞节
making a better Christmas for our boys
getting ready to leave for Korea.
我给了那些士兵
I gave those servicemen something
甚至鲍勃·霍普先生也不能给他们的东西
even Mr. Bob Hope himself could not give them.
演员曾在朝鲜做过巡演
皮疹吗?
A rash?
甜甜圈桃乐茜
Donuts, Dorothy.
老爹是一家甜甜圈店的合伙人
Big Daddy was part owner of a donut shop.
你真以为这是一个关于性的故事吗?
Oh. Did you really think this was gonna be a story about sex?
这是一个美丽的圣诞故事桃乐茜
This is a beautiful Christmas story, Dorothy.
真让我伤心
Now that really hurts me.
哦对不起布兰琪
Oh, I'm sorry, Blanche.
总之他们吃完甜甜圈后
Well anyway, after the boys had their donuts,
再讲下去可就是退伍军人节发生的事了
actually at this point, it does change more into a Veterans Day story.
事实上桃乐茜前夫的事这并不少见
In fact, what happened to Dorothy's
ex-husband is not that uncommon.
-真的吗? -你会意外地发现
Really? Oh, you'd be surprised
有多少人薪水少到可怜
how many people are only two or three paychecks away
才流浪街头的
from being out on the street.
突然间我们周围到处都是穷♥人♥
The suddenly poor are all around us,
一旦你像那样被生活击倒
and once you've been knocked down like that,
很难站起来了
it's very hard to recover.
那么这些人会怎么样呢?
Well, what's going to happen to all these people?
我不知道
I don't know.
买♥♥不起经济适用房♥ 房♥租不断上涨
There's no affordable housing, the rents keep going up,
不停地涨但最低工资却不变
and up, and up, and the minimum wage has been held down.
这似乎太不公平了!
It seems so unfair!
事实如此
Well, that's because it is.
这个国家有300万无家可归、忍♥饥挨饿的人
There are 3 million homeless, hungry people in this country.
让我困扰的是这些人
What bothers me is those people out there
因为今天是圣诞节所以才能吃饱饭
are being fed today because it's Christmas,
但是他们明天吃什么呢?
but what do they eat tomorrow?
伟大的主说过你们是世上的光
When The Great Communicator talked
马太福音 5:14 你们是世上的光城造在山上是不能隐藏的
about his vision of a city on a hill,
不知道包不包括睡在街上的人
I wonder if it included people sleeping on gratings in the street?
桃乐茜斯坦在外面自怨自艾
Dorothy, Stan's out there feeling so sorry for himself,
他在向无家可归的人传播负能量 !
he's bringing down the homeless!
布兰琪你能帮我下吗?
Blanche, will ya take over for me, please?
你要怎么做?
What are you gonna do?
我要去让斯坦重新做个男人
I'm gonna go and try to make Stan feel like a whole man again.
-你需要什么吗? -再来点男人味就好了
Anything you need? Yes, half a man.
索菲亚你刚才拿鳗鱼的事开我玩笑对吧?
Sophia, you were just putting me on about those eels, right?
拜托!
Please!
在西西里如果没有鳗鱼和开点玩笑都不叫圣诞节
In Sicily, it wouldn't be Christmas without
larks 百灵鸟此处双关意为开玩笑好玩
a plate of eels, eels and larks.
百灵鸟? 亲爱的那可不能吃啊
Larks? Well, honey, larks aren't eaten birds.
它们是会唱歌♥的鸟
They're singing birds.
它们在西西里可不敢唱
They don't sing long in Sicily.
-斯坦利? -在
Stanley? Yeah?
我忘了祝你圣诞快乐
I forgot to wish you a merry Christmas.
还圣诞节呢
Some Christmas.
哦别这样斯坦利
Oh, come on, Stanley.
你是这里最幸运的人
You're the most fortunate person here.
我很惨的
Big deal!
斯坦利你总是能在节日保持开心的状态
Stanley, you've always been able to turn bad holidays around.
你还记得那个圣诞节吗
Do you remember the Christmas you were so broke
你穷到告诉孩子们
that you actually convinced the kids
圣诞节是26号♥ 然后你在垃圾堆里
that Christmas was the 26th, and then you went out
捡了棵圣诞树来过节？
and got a Christmas tree from somebody's garbage?
你用口香糖包装纸装饰它然后玩彩签
You trimmed it with gum wrappers and pull tabs,
然后你打开电视
and then you turned on the television
上面在放吉姆·索普
and they were playing Jim Thorpe,
全能田径运动员曾获得奥♥运♥会五项全能和十项全能冠军
来了好多人然后你告诉孩子们这是王中之王
All American, and you told the kids it was King of Kings?
他们也相信了
And they believed it, too.
直到告诉他们耶稣
Right up to the part where Jesus
获得五项和十项全能冠军一个月后
被人检举说曾参加过半职业棒球赛
按运动员非职业化规定被追回金牌
把他的奥♥运♥奖牌拿走了就因为打职业棒球
had his Olympic medals taken away for playing professional baseball.
这成了我们的一种传统
That became sort of a tradition with us.
是的
Yeah.
你很有创造力
You had ingenuity then.
你没有让任何事打败你
You didn't let anything beat you,
你可以再来一次斯坦只要你努力工作
and you can do it again, Stan if you just work hard
开启兹博纳克的魔力
and turn on that Zbornak charm.
我很擅长这个
I am pretty good at that.
你能迷倒任何人
Oh, you could charm the pants off anybody.
我必须相信你还有点魅力
I have to believe that, otherwise I was easy.
不然我就是好下手的女人了
但是桃乐茜这次不一样
But Dorothy, it's different this time.
当然我以前也碰过底
Sure, sure, I've scraped the bottom of the barrel before,
但这次我赔了个底掉
but this time I don't even even have a barrel.
哦斯坦你能不能别再抱怨了?
Oh, Stan, will you stop whining? It's pathetic!
我觉得不公平才会抱怨!
That's the most pathetic way to whine!
我只需要点钱一点天使资金
All I need is a few bucks, just a little seed money.
好了给斯坦
Okay, okay, here, here, Stan.
-拿着吧 -真好
Take it. That a girl.
为了告诉你我有多爱你我就不数是多少钱了
To show you how much I love you, I'm not even gonna count it.
我恨你斯坦利
I hate you, Stanley.
你是最下♥贱♥的
You are the lowest.
很抱歉桃乐茜我不再是那个和你离婚的男人了
I'm sorry, Dorothy, if I am no longer the man you divorced.
-我也这么觉得 -我也想呆在这里被人骂但是
So am I. Well, I'd love to stick around and be belittled, but--
行了你吃饱喝足了滚去别的地方吧
Fine, fine! You've eaten. Go somewhere else and wallow.
你说话最好注意点桃乐茜你不是我唯一的前妻
You better be careful, Dorothy. You're not the only ex-wife I have.
那你为什么一直来烦我?
Then why do you keep bothering me?
你是唯一一个应门的人
You're the only one who answers the door.
我想这就够了所有的食物都派发完了
Well, I guess that about does it. All the food is gone.
水果蛋糕剩下了我就不明白
Except the fruitcake. I don't get it.
居然比拿来的时候还多了