派对之后（2022）

Well, he should have.
12分钟，我们只剩12分钟了
Twelve minutes. We have 12 minutes.
谢谢，所以，你们都说了一整晚
Thank you. So you all have been talking all night long.
现在轮到我说了
And now, it's my turn to talk.
天啊-又怎样啦？
Oh, my God! -What now?
我刚收到珍妮佛2号生产的公告
I just got Jennifer 2's birth announcement.
“老公正从东京赶回来妈妈和宝宝都很平安”
"Husband is on the way back from Tokyo. Mama and baby are doing just fine."
好极了，听着我要跟你们说是谁杀了札维耶
Oh, my God. Look, I'm trying to tell you who killed Xavier!
全都给我听好了
So listen up.
我们先来说说，谁有可能杀死他
Let's talk about who could have done it.
雀儿喜
Chelsea,
妳承认是最后一个见到札维耶活着的人
you are the last person admitted to seeing Xavier alive.
然后她给了札维耶一个装满猫用迷幻药的扁酒瓶
And she gave him her flask full of cat roofies.
我…-等等，雀儿喜，妳对他下药？
I-- -Wait. Chelsea, you drugged him?
什麽？-天啊
What? -Oh, my gosh.
我们假设她说谎，她并没有离开房♥间
Let's say she's lying, that she didn't just walk away,
她让札维耶喝下猫咪迷幻药
that she gave him that kitty cat juice
然后把他从阳台边推下，对吧？-不
and then pushed him off the edge! Right? -No.
然后她走下楼，假装什麽也没发生
And then, walked on downstairs like nothing happened.
你们跟我说她情绪不太稳定，对吧？
You tell me. She a little bit off, right?
她疯疯癫癫的-有一点
She's a nut job. -A little bit.
她是神经病-她是神经病
She's crazy. -She's crazy.
但是，我没有
But I didn't.
我知道，亲爱的
I know, honey.
因为印蒂歌♥说她看到柔依和雀儿喜站在楼梯边
Because Indigo said that she saw Zoë and Chelsea by the stairs
当时珍妮佛1号感觉到札维耶洒了一些水在她的头上
as Jenn 1 felt a tinkle on her head from Xavier,
也就是说他将扁酒瓶裡的迷幻药倒掉时还活着
who was pouring out that flask, still alive.
还有，那些不是猫的迷幻药是猫用镇静剂
And also, it wasn't cat roofies. It was just cat tranquilizers.
加上威士忌和一点薑汁那是我的独家特调
With whiskey and a splash of ginger. It's my signature.
所以，珍妮佛1号那就是倒在妳头上的东西，那不是尿
So, Jenn 1, that's what was drizzling down in your hair. Not pee.
抱歉，某个程度上来说我该感到好些吗？
I'm sorry. Is that supposed to be better, somehow?
好很多-客观来说，对
Way better. -Objectively, yes.
跟人尿比耶？-跟尿比？
Human urine? -Than pee?
在欧洲可不这麽认为
Not in Europe.
还有一个我们都有看到的人…
And there's one other person that we all saw--
是你们都有看到…他走上楼梯，那个人就是安尼克
Well, most of y'all saw-- go up them stairs. That's Aniq.
但我得问我自己…
But, see, I had to ask myself,
“问问自己：有没有足够的时间让另一个人上楼？”
"Self, was there enough time for someone else to go up those stairs?"
然后我对自己说
And I said to myself…
“有的，自己”
"Yes, Self."
你们知道吗？什麽鬼？
You know what? What?
我跟你们说，这个冷掉后真难吃
This is really not good cold, I'm telling you.
已经放很久了-几乎放了一天了
It's been out for a while. -Almost a full day.
柔依说她和雀儿喜离开楼梯
See, Zoë said that her and Chelsea left the stairs
大约有一分钟的空档时间
for about a one-minute window
去关心醒来后暴怒的安尼克-我在哪裡？
to see Aniq flipping out when he woke up. -Where am I?
雀儿喜，那是真的吗？-是，没错
Is that true, Chelsea? -Yes, that is right.
关于那一瞬间的情形，我听了五种版本
Now, I listened to five different versions of that moment.
而在每一个版本裡，都有三个人
And in every version, there were three people
当时不在客厅
who weren't in the living room at that time.
那就是沃特
It was Walt…
谁？我吗？好吧
Who, me? Okay.
玛姬
Maggie…
还有布雷特
and Brett.
因为玛姬是在布雷特的车裡睡觉
Now, Maggie was asleep in Brett's car.
所以我就直接假设
So I'm just gonna go ahead and assume
目前来看，她不是凶手
that she's not the killer for now.
而且她才六岁，所以应该不是她
Also, she's six, so probably not.
但后来我考虑到沃特-嘿
But then, I was thinking, Walt. -Hey.
隐形人沃特
Invisible Walt.
“我要怎样才能让大家记住我呢？我不知道”，谋杀吗？
"What way to get remembered? I don't know." Murder?
好挑衅的一个词
Such a provocative word.
他有足够的时间在没人注意到的情况下偷熘上楼
Now see, he had enough time to sneak up them stairs without anybody noticing,
因为从来没人注意过沃特
'cause nobody ever notices Walt.
除了我妈以外
Try my mom?
没有，我没有杀他，那就是事实
No. I didn't do it. Those are the facts.
请…认真看待
Read 'em… please.
沃特，你当时在哪？
So where was you, Walt?
我当时在哪裡？
Where was I?
当大家在楼下客厅时，你在哪裡？
When everybody else was down here in the living room, where was you?
那是个…-我知道你当时在哪裡
Well, that's-- -I know where you was.
在玄关旁的厕所，准备好要露鸟就像高中时那样
In the foyer bathroom, getting ready to streak, just like back in high school.
什麽？妳是怎麽知道的…谁跟妳说…
What? How did you know-- Who told you--
那是…妳是怎麽知道的？
It's-- How did you know that?
因为奈德要带珍妮佛1号去厕所
Well, because Ned was taking Jenn 1 over there,
洗掉她头上的非尿液，但他们进不去
and they couldn't get in the restroom to wash that non-pee out of her hair.
警官，但当时厕所有人在大便
But the bathroom was occupied with someone dropping a deuce, Officer.
我讯问完安尼克后我看到他跑进去那间厕所
And after I questioned Aniq, I watched him run into the bathroom
还踩到一件掉在地上的浴袍
and step over a robe on the floor.
她说对了，我高中时首次尝试露鸟失败了
She's right. My first attempt to streak at a high school party fell flat.
标记，失败
#fail.
所以我想再做一次，让大家记得我
So I wanted to do it again to be remembered,
赤♥裸♥裸地站在你们面前那正是我们友谊的开端
get naked in front of you guys. That's when friendships begin.
有人
Occupied.
来吧
Here we go.
快打电话报警
Someone call 911!
天啊
Oh, my God.
札维耶
Xavier!
所以我以为今晚会是让大家记得我的第二次机会
So, I thought tonight would be a second chance to be remembered.
让你们全都看到我裸体，然后…
Get y'all to see me naked, and…
好，这样就剩下两个嫌疑犯了
All right. So that leaves two possible people.
安尼克，我们最初的嫌疑犯我们都知道他有上楼
Aniq, our original suspect, who we know went upstairs,
或是布雷特他在尸体被发现之前行踪不明
or Brett, who had been missing until after the body was discovered.
对
Right.
那到底是谁？安尼克？布雷特？
So who is it? Aniq? Brett?
布雷特？安尼克？
Brett? Aniq?
我想我知道谁是凶手
I believe I know who the killer is.
布雷特
Brett.
天啊
Oh, my God.
天啊-不…不可能，布雷特？
Oh, my God. -No. No, no, no. No way. Brett?
不可能，跑车布雷特？
Impossible. Brett the 'Vette?
不可能-等一下…
No way. -Wait, wait, wait.
我记得很清楚，他当时不在客厅
He wasn't in the living room. I remember that very clearly.
一定是布雷特
It's gotta be Brett.
珍妮佛1号，妳给我闭嘴
Jennifer 1! Shut up!
妳在乱说什麽？我从没杀过人
What are you saying? I have never killed someone.
我才不在乎札维耶，我没杀他我跟妳说过
I don't give a shit about Xavier. I didn't kill him. I told you!
我当时是跟我女儿在车上，给她…
I was with my daughter in the car. Bringing her--
不…亲爱的，是的，是你杀的
No, no, no, boo-boo. Yes, it was you.
我跟你解释为何我认为是你，好吗？
Let me tell you why I think it was you, okay?
因为你非常气札维耶吻柔依，好吗？
'Cause you was mad at Xavier for macking on Zoë, okay?
你还在那裡把安尼克推倒在明虾凋塑上
You also shoved Aniq into the shrimp sculpture back there,
我觉得那种行为有问题-是不同的问题
which I think is a bit toxic. -Separate issue.
你揍了一位服务生一拳-妳不知道他对我说了什麽
You punched a caterer. -You don't know what he said to me.
而且你还有撒谎的前科所以是你杀了札维耶
And then you have a history of lying. You killed Xavier.
不是-你看你的情绪是多麽激动
No! -Look how emotional you are.
因为妳指控我杀人
'Cause you accuse me of murder!
不，是你杀了札维耶，看看你
No. You killed Xavier. Look at you!
妳给我闭嘴，不然我就杀了妳
Stop saying it or I'll kill you!
如果不是你做的，你会更平静
If you didn't do it, you'd be a lot more calm.
我没有在这间房♥子裡杀任何一个人
I did not kill anyone in this house!
在任何的房♥子裡也没有
Or any house!
别说…
Don't. Don't.
我就跟你说是布雷特
I told you it was Brett.
有些事情不太合理，时间点错了
Something doesn't add up. You know, the timing's wrong.
当我醒来时我满肯定有看到布雷特走向他的车
When I woke up, I'm pretty sure I saw Brett heading towards his car.
你单凭“我满肯定”就要去帮他脱罪？
You're doing this all off of a "pretty sure"?
我当时思绪非常溷乱，但是…
I was very disoriented, but…
我有注意到前门是开着的他走向那裡，我有看到他
I noticed that the front door was open, and there he was. I saw him.
如果你承认有看到他那麽就是你要被抓去关
If you admit you saw him, you're the one who's going to jail.
不是你就是他，但他有钱请一位好律师