派对之后（2022）

You remember that?
我当然记得，我喜欢演音乐剧
Of course, I do. I loved doing those shows.
真的很有趣，对吧？
It's so funny, right?
在高中时期妳是我无法高攀的女生，但现在…
In high school, you were, like, out of my league and now…
我现在能把妳
You're in it
灵感来了-你在说啥？
It's happening. -What is?
歌♥词
Lyrics.
我克服了不如妳
I got over being under you
妳想和我亲热吗？
Are you into being under me
妳曾经是我高不可攀的女孩但现在妳跑到我心裡
You were out of my league But now you're into my heart
那麽，你何时需要专辑封面样板？
So, when would you need a mock-up of the album art?
我可以先帮你画一张草图
I could work up a sketch for you.
好，随便
Yeah, whatever.
关于艺术的东西，我“很在乎”，真的
The art thing was, like, "I care." You know, I do,
但其实那只是邀妳来这裡的藉口
but really it was just a way to get you up here.
女性有时候会不好意思跟我说
You know, women sometimes feel awkward telling me,
“札维耶，我想跟你做爱”因为我是名人，对吧？
"I wanna have sex with you, Xavier." 'Cause I'm famous, right?
所以，我常试着减轻她们的不自在
So, I always try to ease their discomfort
主动提供她们理由来我的卧房♥
by giving them an excuse to come to my bedroom.
我的心思就是这麽细腻
I'm sensitive like that.
不好，我们该怎麽办？
Oh, no. What do we do?
我不知道，想点办法
I don't know. Do anything.
布雷特？-你离我老婆远一点
Brett? -You stay away from my wife.
你弄坏了我的专属虾塔？
You broke my branded shrimp tower?
听着，我…-我的女儿…
Listen, I-- -Where is--
（我的人类女儿在哪？）
她在我爸妈家，没事的，放轻鬆，放鬆
She's at my parents'. It's fine. Take it easy. Relax.
放轻鬆？
Relax?
要我放轻鬆？我要毁了…
Relax? I will destroy--
愤怒小柔依，他不值得妳这样做
He isn't worth it, Ragey.
柔依？-柔依？
Zoë? -Zoë?
手机只剩下2%的电力了
The phone is at 2%.
我们得想办法出去-儘量别惊慌
We've gotta get out of here. -Try not to panic.
有一个按键
A button.
柯普警探…
Detective Culp, Detective Culp.
柯普，是柯普，嘿-柯普？
Culp. It's Culp. Hey. -Culp?
天啊，你怎麽会在这裡？
Oh, my goodness. What are you doing right here?
两位男士，我能帮你们吗？
Can I help you, gentlemen?
不用，我们没事，你没事吧？-当然，我很好
No need. We're good. Are you good? -Hell yeah, I'm good.
很好-我们很好
Doing good. -We're good.
你们共用无线耳机，我懂了你们在听什麽？
Oh, you're sharing earbuds I see. Whatcha listening to?
一些音乐，对
Just some tunes. Yeah.
音乐吗？太巧了，我喜欢音乐
Tunes? That's crazy. I love tunes.
你们在听谁的歌♥？哪种音乐？
What are you listening to? What music?
我觉得你不会喜欢这种音乐这比较类似像是…
I don't think you'd dig this tune. It's more like-- Like…
就像一种…
It's like a…
然后，再接下来…
And then-- And then--
然后猫就…-歌♥曲裡有猫叫声
Then the cat's like… -There's a cat in it.
我现在超想听的
I'd give anything to listen to that right now.
如果你们不介意借我一个无线耳机的话
If you don't mind giving me a whirl with the EarPod.
你确定吗？那样…可能很不卫生
You sure? It's a-- It's probably pretty unsanitary.
这放在我的耳裡，我有耳部感染-我可以擦乾淨
It's in my ear. I had ear infections. -I can wipe it off.
我一直在吃帮助滋长耳屎的食物
I've been eating wax-inducing foods.
我会擦乾淨的，朋友-好，对
I'll wipe it off, gang. -Okay. Yeah.
好
Okay.
当然，对，好的-上面有很多耳屎
Sure. Yeah. Okay. -It's a lot of wax.
我把它擦乾淨
Wiping it off.
给你了，把它擦乾淨
There you go. Wiped it off.
我没听到任何声音
I don't hear anything.
可能是因为手机就快没电了现在真的没电了
That's because the phone was about to die anyway and now it is.
没电了-对
It's dead. -Oh, yeah.
那正是我们出来的原因我们在找充电器
That's why we were out. We were looking for a charger.
太巧了，我刚好有带充电器你们怎麽不直接问呢？
That's crazy. I have a charger on me. Why didn't you guys just ask?
我们怎麽不直接向警官寻求帮助排解这种令人压力很大的情况呢？
Why wouldn't we ask a police officer for help in a stressful situation?
我不知道，或许是根据人类历史经验法则吧
I don't know. Maybe all of human history?
好，你们需要充电器就拿去
Okay. Take the charger if you need it.
非常感谢你，还有…谢谢
Thank you very much. And the-- Thank you.
好高兴见到你-我也是
Good to see you. -You too.
我很高兴你喜欢音乐
And I'm psyched that you love tunes.
然后布雷特做了一件我一直好奇他是否有能力做到的事
Well, then Brett did something I always wondered if he was capable of.
我只是…没想到他真的会这麽做
I just… never thought he would actually do it.
对不起
I'm sorry.
什麽？-他刚才说什麽？
What? -What did he just say?
我让妳觉得自己疯了只因为妳不想继续留在这段婚姻关係裡
I made you feel nuts for not wanting to stay in this marriage.
我想要妳知道，妳没有错
And I want you to know you're not.
是这段婚姻不够好是我不够好，配不上妳
It's not good enough. I'm not good enough. Not for you.
我可能无法挽回妳的心
I may not be able to earn back your heart,
但我会尽我所能赢回妳的信任
but I'm gonna do what I can to earn back your trust.
也许不是所有事都得按照我们认为的方式进行
Maybe not everything has to work out the way we thought it would.
我们可以…接受错误
And we can just… live with the mistakes.
那是火鸡还是老鹰？
Is that a turkey or an eagle?
我们竟然嫁给那个男人
We married that.
我们该去找“那个人”吗？
Should we go find our whom?
妳指的是哪个人？
To which whom do you refer?
能让我们发自内心地笑的人
He whom genuinely laugh does us make.
安尼克-好
Aniq. -Yeah.
干嘛？-他们在偷听妳的讯问
What? -They're listening to your interviews.
我不知道怎麽办到的，但我发誓…-能晚点再谈吗？
I don't know how but I swear to God-- -Can we talk later?
我在忙着听故事而且精彩的部分正要开始
I'm in the middle of something, and it's starting to get juicy.
好，我们刚讲到哪？
Okay. Where were we?
嘿，警监，我是柯普
Hey, Captain. It's Culp.
那麽，妳有找到安尼克吗？
So, did you ever find Aniq?
对，我有，只是…有一个问题
Yeah. I did. There was just… one problem.
不会吧，他拿着吉他
Oh, no. He has a guitar.
为什麽男人都认为我们喜欢吉他？
Why do guys think we like guitars?
因为我们真的喜欢？
Because we sort of do?
柔依…有些事情没说出口
Zoë! Zoë, Zoë, Zoë, Zoë, Zoë. You know, things have gone unsaid.
但我不会让自己想说的话没说，我会说…
But I'm not gonna let myself un-say the things that were said, that were said--
那些话会被说出口，因为它们…我会把它们说出口
That were gonna be said. 'Cause they're gonna-- I'm gonna said 'em.
妳是一位天使在一群卑鄙小人中的…一位天使
You are an angel. An angel in the s-- Among a sea of turds.
我要为妳唱首特别的歌♥，好吗？我之前就想唱了
And I'm gonna sing a special song. 'Kay? And I wanted to sing it earlier,
但这是我最后一次机会之门开了、关了、然后又开了
but this is my final door that's open and closes open.
不，他在说什麽？-我不知道，好烂喔
Oh, no. What is he talking about? -I don't know. This sucks.
这首歌♥的历史悠久，是这样唱的
This song has a lot of history. And it goes a little something like this.
不，我的裤子
Oh, no. My pants.
今晚超失败的
This night was a total beef.
抱歉了，自己，我要回去我那个小小的后悔监牢了
Sorry, me. I'm going to go back to my little cage of regret.
中年危机发生时再见囉
See you whenever the midlife crisis hits.
等等
Wait.
算妳赢，可以了吧？
Just take the win, okay?
妳让我掌控，但我却带我们入坑
You let me drive. I drove into a ditch.
不是这个坑，这个坑是妳搞出来的我指的是楼上那个溷帐
Not this ditch. This is your ditch. I mean the jerk upstairs.
但那就是问题所在
That's just it though.
我们花了一整晚的时间找能帮我们得到乐趣的人
We spent the whole night chasing anyone we could find to help us have fun,
但我们不需要那些人为我们提供乐趣我们只需要彼此
but we don't need them to have fun. We just need each other.
妳说的话好有深度
Now, that is deep.
我在听
I'm listening.
我做了一张待做事项清单管他的，我们去做吧
I made a to-do list, damn it. Let's do it.
我为人人，“人人去死”
All for one, and fuck 'em all!
妳觉得妳该…
Do you think you should be--
（撑住啊）
好玩
Fun.
那些饥饿河马失去了…
Those hungry, hungry hippos have lost--
哎呀
Oops.
好，玩乐时间结束了我们还差点杀死一个人
Okay, fun's over. Almost killed someone.
那项有在清单上吗？
Was that on the list?
我知道在我们之中，我的分量比较小
I know I'm, like, not always a big part of "us,"
但让爱玩的柔依七年才出来一次可能不太健康
but maybe it's not healthy to only let Fun Zoë out once every seven years.
很囉嗦的呼麻后恍神柔依说得对
Annoying Stoner Zoë's right.
我们不能一直分开，不然我们都会发疯
We can't all be separated all the time, or we go crazy.
对…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
（妈妈也需要放鬆时间）