无言有爱（2016）
Speechless
第三季
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无言有爱（2016）
Speechless S03E07
Part 3
Aug. 4, 2020, 3:01 p.m.
Why do you do it all the time?
好吧
Well.
也许我俩都能开心
Maybe we can both be happy.
你想重燃旧情
You want to reconnect.
我想做完私人房♥
I want to finish the man-cave.
-也许我们可以都做 -你什么意思
- Eh, maybe we do both. - What do you mean?
你想在这里过二人时光吗
You want to have our day here?
不是这里
Not here...
在我们初次坠入爱河的公♥寓♥里
...In the apartment where we first fell in love.
欢迎回到1997年
Welcome back to 1997.
来吧
Come on.
记得这个吗
Remember this?
我讽刺地挂在墙上的随机家庭照片
Photo of a random family I hung on the wall ironically?
你有多恨这个
How much did you hate this?
有好多要对你们说的
So much to catch you guys up on.
世界好疯狂
World's crazy now!
好啊 大学生
Hey, College!
你是不是成功地
Listen, did you successfully
申请了轮椅维修服务
sign up for that wheelchair repair service?
无线断了
Oh. Wi-Fi's out.
你是对的
Oh, you're right.
放弃吧 我觉得你不该煮咖啡
Give up. I don't think you should make the coffee.
我觉得你做不到
Hell, I don't even think you can.
在你使用的所有激励技巧中
"Of all the motivation tricks you use,
我最讨厌逆反心理
I hate reverse psychology the most."
比挠痒疗法更讨厌吗
Even more than tickle therapy?
被禁是有原因的
Banned for a reason.
知道路由器在哪吗
Any idea where the router is?
在水槽下面
Under the sink?!
这是什么鬼东西
What fresh DiMeo hell is this?
你试过了
Okay, you gave it a shot.
我们明天再试
Let's try again tomorrow.
还是全靠你
Still all you.
你要去水槽下面
We'll get you under the sink...
你干什么
What are you doing?
不 你不能这样做
No, no. You can't do that.
别来逆反心理
Not reverse psychology!
这是不想让你死的普通心理学
Regular not-wanting-you-to-die psychology!
你喜欢喝咖啡吗
Do you even like coffee?!
90年代真的是电影的黄金年带
The '90s really were a golden age of movies
我录了《瘪四与大头蛋》
that I taped "Beavis and Butt-Head" Over.
我们回来了
We're back.
我们像是从未离开过1997年
It's like we never left 1997.
那时候真棒
What a time.
我有我爱的女人 还有美国在线的100小时免费服务
I got a woman I love and a hundred free hours of AOL.
我不记得我什么时候这么放松过
I can't remember a time I felt so relaxed.
瞧 就有这么容易
See? It was just that easy.
我们只需要我们的一点空间
We just need a little space for us.
我们确定JJ需要私人房♥吗
Are we sure JJ needs a man-cave?
我就随便说说 但我们加上楼梯怎么样
Just floating it, but what if we put stairs out there?
今天真适合破土仪式
What a great day for a groundbreaking ceremony.
好多人出席啊
And a heck of a turnout!
我需要你拍摄一下 为了JJ之梦网站
I need you to film this for the JJ's Dream website.
我永远也不明白你这一代人为何需要
I'll never understand your generation's need
把东西发在网上
to post things on the Internet.
你们好 JJ的梦想者们
Hello, JJ's Dreamers.
我是头号♥梦想者雷 准备破土动工
Head Dreamer Ray, here, ready to break ground.
我一直是那种坚持到底的人
You know, I've always been the type of a guy to follow through --
分区委员胡助理莱曼
Assistant Zoning Commissioner Lyman?
什么风把你吹来了
To what do we owe the pleasure?
首先 感谢你的邀请
First off, thanks for the invitation.
很高兴能参与这样的事
Nice to be included in something like this.
这内容太糟糕了
This is such bad content.
但我恐怕我得叫停此事
But I'm afraid I have to shut this down.
-你的许可被拒绝了 -什么
- Your permit was denied. - What?
不 我提交了所有文件
No, I-I submitted all the paperwork.
我遵循了所有的步骤
I-I followed all the steps.
对 但这是我的决定
Yeah, but it's my decision.
我不想严格来说
And not to get all technical,
但我妹妹在这里玩飞盘高尔夫
but...my sister uses this area to play frolf.
不
No!
不 这没有结束
No, it's not over.
只要我在你阻止我之前破土动工
Not if I break ground before you stop me.
情况不是这样的
That's not how this works at all.
你都没使劲
Oh, you're not even flexing.
真高兴我们在拍摄这个
I'm so glad we're filming this.
真棒 加油 JJ
Yes! Come on, JJ!
爬到路由器旁 别的家庭都知道
Get to that router that any other family
不会把它放在水槽下面
would know not to keep under the sink!
用你还能动的脚
Use that good foot!
加油 还能动的脚
Go, good foot, go, good foot, go!
加油 还能动的脚
Go, good foot, go, good foot, go!
好 好
Okay, yeah. Okay.
插入插头
Get that plug in.
快了
Closer.
快了快了
Closer!
插上了
It's in!
水洒在地上了 咖啡渣
Water on the floor, grounds --
伙计 你煮好咖啡了
dude, you made coffee!
我讨厌这样
I hate it, man.
这要结束了
This is ending.
这很有挑战性 也很有趣 我创造了不同
It's challenging, it's fun, I make a difference.
我很擅长
And I'm so damn good at it.
不 我没有别的安排了
No, I don't have anything else lined up.
那都是胡扯
That was all bull.
那是你想问的 对吧
That is what you were asking, right?
瞧瞧我有多擅长这事
See how good I am at this?
你以为你对接下来的事很害怕
You think you're scared about what's next.
至少你知道你想要什么
At least you know what you want.
我发现了我的爱 JJ
I found what I love, JJ.
他要去大学了
And he's going off to college.
雷 你没事吧
Ray? Are you okay?
我为什么有事
Why wouldn't I be?
就因为我世界观的全部基础
Just because the entire foundation
都被证明是完全随意的吗
of my world view was proven to be totally arbitrary?
规则并不重要 系统并不重要
Rules don't matter. Systems don't matter.
一切都不重要 真棒
Nothing matters. It's great.
你想一起填表吗
You want to fill out a form together or something?
雷
Ray?
各位 我很担心雷
Guys, I'm worried about Ray --
这是什么情况
What is this?
你俩弄完多久了
How long have you guys been finished with this,
你们为什么都穿着工装裤
and why are you both wearing cargo pants?
-这从来都不过时 -很舒服
- They never went out of style! - They're comfy.
晚点来找我
Just...find me later.
你们看起来很放松
You seem so relaxed.
好奇怪
It's weird.
-出去 -快走
- Get out. - Please go.
我想我们都知道这是什么意思
I think we both know what this means.
是时候把这个地方还给它的合法主人了
Time to give this place back to its rightful owner.
好 最后的润色
Okay, final touches.
烟雾检测器装好了
Okay, smoke detector in.
该走了
It's time to go.
但我们永远都有青少年儿子的私人房♥
But we'll always have our teenage son's man-cave.
真高兴我们知道我们可以一起放松
I'm so glad that we know we can relax together
我们依然享受对方的陪伴
and that we still enjoy each other,
因为说实话 我不大确定
'cause to be honest, I wasn't sure.
知道这一点对我来说意义重大
And knowing that means the world to me.
我们可以带走这个
We can take that with us.
是啊
Yeah.
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