迈克和茉莉（2010）

Mike & Molly S05E19

Part 3 Dec. 15, 2020, 4:41 p.m.

I get it.
我懂你
More fresh biscuits.
新鲜出炉的饼干
Who's ready?
有谁准备好开吃了
I'd love to, but sadly I'm full.
我倒是想但可惜我已经饱了
Oh, wait, it was just the table cinching my stomach.
等等原来只是桌子抵住了我的胃
I got room.
我还塞得下
No offense, Mom, but I did not realize until now
无意冒犯妈但我至今才明白
what a horrible cook you are.
你的厨艺有多么糟糕
Oh...
哦
none taken.
我不介意
Rosemary, I know this is sudden,
Rosemary 我知道这么说很突然
but will you marry us?
但是你能嫁给我们吗
I'd get down on one knee, but at this point
我愿意为你单膝跪地但现在这情况来看
I don't think I'd be able to get back up again.
我觉得自己站不起来了
That's flattering, but the only threesome I know that ever worked
我很荣幸但是我只知道一个成功的三人行先例
were the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
那就是圣父圣子和圣灵
Let's agree to disagree.
我们还是保留各自意见吧
Mike, come on.
Mike 来嘛
I just think it would be a good idea if you made up with her.
我觉得你最好能跟她和解
She's your mother.
她毕竟是你妈妈
Oh, no, you're just trying to throw me into the lion's den
哦不你只是想把我扔进狮子洞里
so she doesn't eat you alive.
所以你就不会被她活吃了
Yes!
被你说对了
She's miserable even when she's happy.
她就连开心的时候都那么阴沉
Look, I could spend all day worrying about her,
听着我可以用一整天的时间来担心她
or I can enjoy the day getting to know my aunt.
或者我可以用这一天来进一步了解我姨妈
One is causing me grief, one is making me pancakes.
一个让我痛苦，另一个给我做煎饼
It ain't exactly Sophie's Choice.
这可不是<苏菲的选择>
Vince, tap out! I'm up!
Vince 放弃吧该我了
Maybe we should start going over some of the stuff
也许我们应该仔细检查一下
we've already written.
我们写的一些东西
You know, just make sure it still rings true.
确保它听起来真实可信
So you think I'm a liar, too.
所以你也觉得我是个骗子
Wha...?
啥
No, I don't.
不我没有
But memory is a funny thing.
但是记忆是个好笑的东西
You know, last week, I could've sworn
上个星期我发誓
that I pulled that nozzle out of the gas tank before I drove away.
我在开车前把喷嘴从汽车油箱里面拔♥出♥来♥了
And then I get home,
然后我回到家
and I see ten feet of hose dangling from my car,
看到车子后面挂着3米长的油管
and I had to tell myself, "I may have remembered wrong."
我不得不告诉自己 "我可能记错了"
Hey, you may be an idiot, but I'm not a liar.
嘿你可能是个傻子但我不是骗子
You know, I'm trying to help you here.
我这是想帮你
You make it very hard.
你让我很为难
I don't need help from anybody.
我不需要任何人帮我
Let's just finish the damn book and be done with it.
赶紧把这该死的书写完得了
Fine. This is my story.
好吧这是我的故事
I know what went on in that house.
我知道那房♥子里发生了什么
You lived it. Exactly.
这是你的生活没错
Let's just forget about Rosemary and get writing.
我们就忘了Rosemary然后继续写吧
Great.
好极了
Rosemary was always the perfect one.
Rosemary永远是完美的那一个
Always said the right thing,
她说的永远是对的
got good grades.
她考得到高分
You know what it's like to grow up
你知道生活在那样一个姐姐的
in the shadow of a sister like that?
阴影里是什么样子的吗
I kind of am that sister.
我就蛮像那种姐姐的
Maybe I was to blame.
也许是我的错
I never made it easy for people to love me.
我就是那么不招人喜欢
Daddy said I was born sour.
爸爸说我生下来就是暴脾气
I guess he was right.
我猜他是对的
You're not sour.
才不是呢
You're... tangy.
你只是个性比较刺鼻而已
Don't sugarcoat it.
别甜言蜜语了
I'm a big pain in the ass.
我就是肉中刺眼中钉
Nobody wants to be around that.
没人想和我待在一起
Ah, I got to stop feeling sorry for myself.
啊我不能再自怜自艾了
We got a book to write.
我们还有一本书要写呢
You know what, if it helps, I do believe you.
如果这么说能让你振作我想说我真的相信你
Thanks.
谢了
It doesn't.
没用
There's that tang!
刺鼻个性又来啦
Watch his cowlick.
看看他那一绺翘起来的毛
That thing loves to pop up like a prairie dog.
它老像个草原土拨鼠一样冒出来
You know, we're supposed to spend the day together,
我们今天本应该好好聚一聚
not run my errands.
而不是跟着我跑腿
Oh, honey, this is a joy for me.
哦亲爱的这样我很快乐
Taking care of my nephew, seeing where he works.
照顾我的外甥看看他在哪里工作
Boy, they sure did love you down at the precinct.
天呢分局那帮人真的很喜欢你啊
The captain of the SWAT team
特警队的队长
wants your recipe for snickerdoodles.
还想要你肉桂奶油饼干的秘方呢
I can't believe all those boys thought I was your mother.
我不敢相信那些小伙子们都以为我是你妈
I look nothing like her.
我跟她一点儿也不像
Well, I think the confusion is that they've never met her.
我觉得把你们搞混是因为他们从来没有见过她
Ten years on the force,
你在警队十年
and you never brought Peggy to see where you work?
从来没想过带Peggy去你工作的地方
Well, they like me there; I don't want to mess that up.
他们还挺喜欢我的我可不想毁了他们对我的感觉
You know, it's a shame it took us all these years to finally connect.
真可惜我们这么多年才联♥系♥上
Yeah, you'd think Mom could have swallowed her pride
是啊你可能以为我妈会放下身段
and took me down there to meet you just once.
起码带我去见你一次
Well, don't be too hard on her.
别对她太严苛了
She's always been stubborn.
她一直都很固执
And holds a grudge, too.
还很记仇呢
A lady at church made the mistake of buying the same hat as her.
教堂的一位女士不小心买♥♥了一顶和她一样的帽子
She glared at her every Sunday
每个星期天都被她怒目而视
until that woman became a Lutheran.
直到那女人变成了路德教教♥徒♥
Oh, I know all about that side of her.
哦我太了解她的那一面了
The Christmas I got a bike, she got sheets for her bed.
那年圣诞我收到一辆自行车她却收到一套床单
You'd think the world was ending.
你可能会以为是世界末日呢
Well, um, sheets are kind of a crappy Christmas present.
呃那个床单是挺糟糕的圣诞礼物啊
Yeah, that's what "Peggy cries-a-lot" Said.
是啊那就是爱哭鬼Peggy说的
Felt so sorry for herself.
那么可怜自己
If we hadn't ignored her little pity party,
如果我们没有无视她的自怨自艾
it would've ruined Christmas for everybody.
大家都过不好圣诞节了
Well, wasn't Christmas kind of ruined for her?
那她不是也没过好圣诞节吗
Well, it was her own fault.
那是她自己作的
If she'd just smiled every once in a while
她要是时不时笑一下
and appreciated what she did have,
为自己所拥有的而感到满足
maybe I wouldn't have been the only one
也许我就不会是唯一一个
Daddy took to Patsy Cline
被爸爸带去Patsy Cline的演唱会
or gave a horse to for graduating grade school.
或者小学毕业得了一匹马的孩子了
Well, that doesn't seem exactly fair.
那听起来不是很公平啊
Well, life ain't fair.
生活本来就不公平
That's what Daddy always told Peggy.
那是爸爸经常告诉Peggy的
And if she ain't learned that yet, she never will.
如果她现在还没学会的话她永远也学不会了
That explains a lot.
这说明了很多问题
My goodness.
我的天哪
With this buzz cut, you look even more like your grandma.
剪这么个小平头你看起来更像你外婆了
Peggy, don't get down about today.
Peggy 别因为今天而沮丧
Some days, you give me 20 pages of gold,
有些日子你能给我二十页的好材料
and, well, sometimes you...
呃还有些时候你
The point is, just don't get too down about it.
重点是不要为了这个丧气
I'm not.
我没丧气
I blame you.
我怪你
Hey.
嘿
What do you want?
你想干嘛
To talk.
跟你谈谈
Can you give us a minute, sweetie?
你能让我们单独聊会儿吗亲爱的
Oh. Yeah, sure.
哦当然可以
I'll... I'll just be in the kitchen.
我我就待在厨房♥里