假唱大比拼（2015）
Lip Sync Battle
第二季
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假唱大比拼（2015）
Lip Sync Battle S02E18
Part 1
May 25, 2021, 3:48 p.m.
有什么想对爱莎说的吗
♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy, ♪
♪ Your 20th Century toy. ♪
欢迎来到《假唱大作战》
We came to party and we came to do it
有请我们的主持人
with our man and host of "Lip Sync Battle,"
埃勒酷
LL Cool J.
耶
Yeah! Yeah!
举起你们的双手
Hands in the air!
嗨起来
You knock 'em down!
和我一起说耶
Now let me hear you say, "Yeah!"
耶
Yeah!
尖叫声
Now scream!
准备好享受听觉盛宴了吗
Gettin' ready for the concert.
欢迎来到《假唱大作战》
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle,"
我们的演出令这个星球上最闪耀的明星
the show that draws the biggest stars
疯狂起来
on the planet to go wild
因为这个舞台上
because there's only one rule...
只有一条规则 对么
to rule the stage. All right?
今晚的比赛中我们请到了两位
Now, tonight we've got two of the most
超级巨星
dynamic superstars in the game.
一如既往和我一起的
Courtside with me, as always,
是我们的啦啦队队长 我们曼妙多姿的解说员
is our cheerleader, our colorful commentator,
性感时髦 惊艳绝伦的克里丝·泰根
sexy, sassy, ultra classy Chrissy Teigen.
♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪
- ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪
- ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪
- ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪
- ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare. ♪
和我一起跳 来来 跳起来
Work with me, baby. Work, work it out.
-跳起来 -嗨
- Work, work it out. - Hi.
-跟上潮流 -噢
- Get down funky, Get down funky. - Oh.
-点燃舞步 哦 -我没法再低了
- Get lit with it. Oh. - I can't get low.
好 哇 真抱歉
Okay. Whoa, sorry.
克里丝 和我们谈谈比赛吧
Chrissy, tell us about the match.
那么 今晚的大作战请来了两位很聪明
So, tonight's battle involves two very smart,
很幽默 也很高的人
very funny, and very tall people.
她是男人们的梦中情人 而他是每个人的所爱
She's a guy's girl, and he's an everyone's guy.
我不想过多透露 但我想说
I don't wanna say too much, but I will say this...
我将会是一场史诗级的假唱大作战
it's gonna be a lip sync battle for the books.
毋庸置疑
No doubt about it.
好的 克里丝 我们开始吧
All right, Chrissy, let's do it.
开始吧 我们拭目以待
Let's do this, let's see this.
好 要我们请他们出来吗
Okay. Shall we bring them out?
她是一位演员 喜剧演员 作家
She's an actress, comedian, author.
她出演过《犯罪心理》和《脱口秀》
You've seen her on "Criminal Minds" And "The Talk."
我认识的最幽默的女性之一
One of the funniest ladies I know,
爱莎·泰勒
Aisha Tyler.
哇哦
Whoo!
而对战她的是
And facing her in this battle,
入选过十五次NBA全明星
15-time NBA all-star...
曾获得四次NBA总冠军
four-time NBA champion...
沙奎尔·奥尼尔
Shaquille O'Neal!
我得踮起脚尖仰望他
I had to go up on my tiptoes.
哟 大鲨鱼
Yo, Shaq Daddy,
我看过你一些凶残的篮板球
seein' what you did to some of the back boards,
你知道我什么意思 所以我决定你先上
you know what I'm sayin', so I'm gonna let you go first.
-爱莎 在贵宾区休息会儿吧 -好的
- Aisha, you have a seat in the VIP. - All right.
大鲨鱼 到这儿来
Shaq, come on over.
好的
All right.
今晚你的第一支歌♥是什么
What song are you doing first tonight?
我们知道你喜欢各种音乐 你想先唱哪种呢
We know you love all kinds of music. What are you doing first?
今晚我先唱《爱的小天地》
Tonight I'm gonna go with "Love Shack" For the first song.
有请沙奎尔·奥尼尔
Here's Shaquille O'Neal!
♪ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road ♪
♪ That says 15 miles ♪
♪ To the Love Shack ♪
♪ Love Shack, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm headin' down the Atlanta Highway ♪
♪ Lookin' for the love getaway ♪
♪ Headed for the love getaway ♪
♪ I got me a car, it's as big as a whale ♪
♪ And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack ♪
♪ I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 ♪
♪ So hurry up and bring your jukebox money ♪
♪ The love shack is a little old place ♪
♪ Where we can get together ♪
♪ Love Shack, baby ♪
♪ The Love Shack, baby ♪
♪ Love Shack ♪
♪ Baby, Love Shack ♪
♪ Love Shack, baby, Love Shack ♪
♪ Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby ♪
♪ Knock a little louder, sugar ♪
♪ Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby ♪
♪ Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby ♪
♪ Bang, bang ♪
♪ Your what? ♪
♪ Tin roof, rusted. ♪
我的天哪
Oh, my God.
现在 大鲨鱼 这就是像是一种有趣的策略
Now, Shaq, that was, like, an interesting strategy,
你懂我的意思吧 你唱了一首情歌♥
you know what I'm saying? You went to the love song thing.
但实际上是在对你自己唱情歌♥
But it was a love song to yourself.
是的
Yes.
不过这真有趣 和我们说说这个吧
That's interesting, though. Tell us about it.
-你知道你必须爱自己 -确实
- You know, you gotta love yourself. - True.
-我爱大鲨鱼 -的确
- I love Shaq. - True.
-他很高 -确实如此
- He's tall... - Yes, he is.
-他还很性感 -确实
- ... sexy... - Yes, he is.
他还有很大的屁♥股♥
... and he got a lot of booty.
哦
Oh!
-好吧好吧 那么 爱莎 -是
- All right. So, Aisha... - Yes.
你怎么评价大鲨鱼的表演
... what'd you think of big Shaq's performance?
我很喜欢 但我觉得我们需要指出的是
I was very impressed, but I just think we need to point out
任何爱的小天地都容纳不了你的大屁♥股♥
your ass is too big to fit in any love shack.
好的 去贵宾区就坐吧
All right, so grab a seat in the VIP.
-好的 -休息一会吧 大鲨鱼
- All right. - Take a load off, big Shaq.
是啊
Yeah.
现在 你要翻越一座巨大的奥尼尔山峰
Now, now, you got a big ol' mountain to climb over there.
-确实如此 -那么你想为我们带来什么呢
- I really do. - So what song are you doin' for us?
我要唱一首特别的歌♥
I'm going to do a very special song
一首我们小时候都听过的歌♥
that I know everybody knows from our childhood.
-哦 你选的是 -柯蒂斯·布洛德的《篮球》
- Oh, you selected some... - "Basketball" By Kurtis Blow.
-哦 -哦 好啊
- Oh. - Oh, okay.
-好的 努力在大鲨鱼自己的游戏里打败他吧 -好的
- Well, trying to beat Shaq at his own game. - Yeah.
爱莎·泰勒
Aisha Tyler.
哦 不
Oh, no. Oh, no.
哦 不
Oh, no.
♪ They're playing basketball ♪
♪ We love that basketball... ♪
-哦 -哦 我感觉…
- Oh. - Oh, I'm...
♪ They're playin' basketball ♪
♪ We love that basketball ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Basketball is my favorite sport ♪
♪ I like the way they dribble up and down the court ♪
♪ Just like I'm the king of the microphone ♪
♪ To a Dr. J and Moses Malone ♪
♪ I like slam-dunks, take me to the hoop ♪
♪ My favorite play is to alley-oop ♪
♪ I like the pick-and-roll I like the give-and-go ♪
♪ 'Cause it's basketball of Mr. Kurtis Blow ♪
♪ They're playin' basketball ♪
♪ We love that basketball ♪
♪ I used to go to dinner and take the girl ♪
♪ To see Tiny play against Earl the Pearl ♪
♪ And Wilt, Big O, and Jerry West ♪
♪ To play basketball at its very best... ♪
♪ Dantley and Williams are on the scene ♪
♪ And Ralph Sampson is really mean ♪
♪ Bill Russell didn't take no junk ♪
♪ And Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk ♪
♪ Ugh! ♪
♪ Ha ha ha! ♪
♪ To the hoop, y'all, yes ♪
♪ Ha-ho, here I go ♪
♪ Face. ♪
好
Yes.
-哇 -哦 天哪
- Whoo! - Oh, boy.
真不错
Okay. Okay.
哇 我等着克里丝说棒极了
Wow. I'ma go to Chrissy for the alley-oop.
从我小时候我就想念这首歌♥了
I miss that music from a simpler time.
现在我们看到了电臀舞版的
Now we have twerking asses.
我很喜欢这个简单的和声
I appreciated the simple chorus...
《篮球》
"Basketball."
我们爱死这首《篮球》了
We love that basketball.
这真是一首纯真的歌♥ 我真想念
What an innocent song. I miss it.
顺便说一句 在录像带里 他们打中国功夫
By the way, in the video, they were doing Kung Fu
因为没有人知道以前究竟是什么样子
because no one knew what the hell was going on back then.
他们做一些录像带 里面好像有会功夫的人
假唱大比拼（2015）
Lip Sync Battle
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