假唱大比拼（2015）

Lip Sync Battle S02E20

Part 3 May 25, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

Hi, how are you?
-你好 -很高兴遇见你
- All right, how you doing? - Pleased to meet you.
-也很高兴遇见你 -棒
- Good to meet you. - Good.
所以你知道这是关于...
So you know there's like...
死亡和毁灭
Death and destruction.
死亡和毁灭
Death and destruction.
你并不用做这些动作
Which you don't have to do any of this.
好的
All right.
开合跳我能开合跳
Jumping jacks, I can do jumping jacks.
噢这个我就搞不定了
Just ruining my dreams.
我肯定能理解
I can definitely identify with
那些前女友之类的东西
this crazy ex-girlfriend stuff.
我以前也是处理过那些事的
I've had to deal with that in the past.
不错很劲爆
Yeah, super intense.
棒极了
Awesome.
可以不错
Good, nice.
太棒了
That's awesome.
请进
Come in!
-嘿 -哈喽
- Hey! - Hello!
-服装部 -怎么啦
- Wardrobe department! - What's up?
你好给你就一套背心
How are you? Here, just a tank top.
我就只穿这件背心是吗
This is all I'm wearing, right?
真的吗
Really?
必须要露点肉哇
You gotta show some skin.
棒
Yeah!
安静一下所有人拜托
Quiet, everyone, please.
-这位是克里丝 -在讨秘诀吗
- This is Chrissy. - Gettin' some tips?
-噢嘿 -克里丝
- Oh, hey. - Chrissy.
我的荣幸很高兴认识你
Pleasure, nice to meet you.
我也很高兴认识你这位是约翰
Nice to meet you, this is John.
-你好迈克尔 -你好约翰
- How you doing, Michael? - Hello, John.
-约翰是我们的吉祥物 -很高兴遇见你
- John's our mascot. - Nice to meet you.
我的荣幸我只是在后台随便逛逛
It's a pleasure. I just hang around backstage.
我看到你在演汉默的歌♥
I saw, you did MC Hammer.
没错
Yes, I did.
好哇如果你需要一些小建议的话
Yeah, if you need any tips,
别问约翰因为他输了
don't ask John, 'cause he lost.
如果你需要...
If you need any...
好的我们来清理一下舞台
Okay, let's clear the stage.
你想让我从这儿开始
So you want me to start up here?
没错
Yeah.
-你还好吧 -没事儿
- You all right? - Yeah.
你... 不说真的你受伤了吗
Is that... no, seriously, does that hurt?
-没有说真的... -另一只手会不会好点
- No, seriously... - Is it better with the other hand?
-不完全没关系 -好
- No, that's totally fine. - Okay.
我觉得你应该这样出场就像在想...
I think you should come out, like...
噢天哪这儿怎么了
Oh, my God, there's been a disaster!
-耶耶 -你懂我的意思
- Yeah, yeah. - You know what I mean?
这就对了不错
There you go, that's great.
当一会儿演出的时候
By the time it gets to that,
我不想搞得好像
I don't wanna be
我在台上把人拖来拖去
dragging people around the stage.
噢你不会的
Oh, you don't.
好我们来把舞台清理一下
Okay, let's clear the stage.
准备好了吗
Are you ready?
感觉怎么样伙计们
How you doing, guys?
我这是在那儿
Where am I?
这是什么发生了什么
What is this? What's happening?
耶
Yeah!
♪ That's great, it starts with an earthquake ♪
♪ Birds and snakes and airplanes... ♪
♪ Lenny Bruce is not afraid ♪
♪ Eye of a hurricane listen to yourself churn ♪
♪ World serves its own needs ♪
♪ Dummy serve your own needs ♪
♪ Feed it off an aux speak ♪
♪ Grunt, no, strength, the ladder starts to clatter ♪
♪ With fear fight down height ♪
♪ Wire in a fire representing seven games ♪
♪ And a government for hire and a combat site ♪
♪ Left of West and coming in a hurry ♪
♪ With the furies breathing down your neck ♪
♪ Team by team reporters baffled, trumped ♪
♪ Tethered, cropped ♪
♪ Look at that low plane ♪
♪ Fine, then ♪
♪ Uh-oh, overflow ♪
♪ Population common food, but it'll do ♪
♪ Save yourself, serve yourself ♪
♪ World serves its own needs ♪
♪ Listen to your heart bleed ♪
♪ Dummy with the rapture ♪
♪ And the revered and the right ♪
♪ Right ♪
♪ You vitriolic, patriotic slam fight ♪
♪ Bright light, feeling pretty psyched ♪
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪
♪ And I feel fine ♪
♪ The other night I tripped at Knox ♪
♪ Continental drift divide, mountains sit in a line ♪
♪ Leonard Bernstein! ♪
♪ Leonid Brezhnev ♪
♪ Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs ♪
♪ Birthday party, cheesecake ♪
♪ Jelly bean, boom! ♪
♪ You symbiotic patriotic slam book neck ♪
♪ Right? ♪
♪ Right! ♪
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪
♪ It's time I had some time alone ♪
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪
♪ It's time I had some time alone ♪
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪
♪ It's time I had some time alone ♪
♪ And I feel fine. ♪
每句歌♥词每句都记得
Every word. Every word.
迈克尔·珊农
Michael Shannon.
哟迈克
Yo, Mike.
迈克
Mike.
我们已经习惯了你矜持的样子
We are normally so used to seeing you super reserved.
心平气和成熟稳重
Laid back, really mellow.
我们知道你一直在嗨一直玩得很开心
We always know you're in the zone, you're having fun,
但你总显得平和又稳重
but you're always so laid back and mellow.
你看起来总是表情凝重
I mean, and intense, you just seem so intense.
刚刚简直变了个人
Who was that?
呃我是说简直就像...
Well, I mean, that's like...
一场梦我年轻时
a dream... I used to do
这张专辑刚发行的时候我也经常
what I just did there when I was a teenager
在我卧室里做刚刚那些
in my bedroom when this album came out
努力想赶上歌♥词的节奏
to try to keep up with the lyrics.
我是说这就是精髓所在对吧
I mean that's what this is all about, right?
这张专辑刚出来的时候
What I did, when... was I 12 or something
我大概十二三岁吧
when this album came out?
我也做了刚刚那些
I just did that but now it's on,
不过这次是在全国电视上又跳了一遍
you know, national television.
克里丝...
Chrissy...
-看完这场表演是否觉得头晕目眩 -你...
- Is your head spinning after that? - You...
你一定是世界上唯一一个
You have to be the only person on the planet
知道这首歌♥每句歌♥词的人
that knows every word to that song.
-啊 -小伙伴们都惊呆了
- Ah. - Everyone was in awe.
我是努力了
I tried.
-所有人 -不不你看...
- Everybody. - No, no. You see...
-你就像... -我努力了
- You're like... - I tried.
-每句歌♥词都记得 -太棒了
- Every single one. - You good.
迈克尔你回到贵宾区休息吧
Michael, you head on over to the VIP
和瑞秋一起
and join Rachel, please.
谁会赢得今晚的殊荣呢
Who will take the title tonight?
广♥告♥之后《假唱大作战》将诞生一位新的冠军
When we return, LSB chooses a new champ.
不要走开马上回来
Stay synced.
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪
♪ It's the end... ♪
欢迎回到《假唱大作战》
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle,"
今晚两位多才多艺活力四射的演员
Tonight two versatile and inspiring performers,
瑞秋·布洛姆和迈克尔·珊农
Rachel Bloom and Michael Shannon.
克里丝是时候颁奖了准备好了吗
Chrissy, it's go time, you ready?
-准备好了 -好的
- Go time! - All right.
那就开始吧
Let's do this.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
《假唱大作战》的赢家是
is the "Lip Sync Battle" Champion
迈克尔·珊农吗
Michael Shannon?
哇
Wow.
还是瑞秋·布洛姆更胜一筹呢
Or is the "Lip Sync Battle" Champion Rachel Bloom?
根据观众投票选出的
I think the winner...
《假唱大作战》