假唱大比拼（2015）

Lip Sync Battle S02E13

Part 3 May 25, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

No one's doing... no one is anything again!
你死定了
You're a dead man!
你就只站在那儿看着吗
You were just standing there.
放下摄像机制止一下好不好
Drop the camera and do something!
嘘
Shh.
嘘
Shh.
♪ It's oh so quiet ♪
嘘嘘
Shh, shh.
♪ It's oh so still ♪
嘘嘘
Shh, shh.
♪ You're all alone ♪
嘘嘘
Shh, shh.
♪ And so peaceful until ♪
♪ You fall in love ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪
♪ The sky up above ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪
♪ Is caving in ♪
♪ Wow, bam! ♪
♪ You've never been so nuts about a guy ♪
♪ You want to laugh, you want to cry ♪
♪ You cross your heart and hope to die ♪
♪ Till it's over ♪
♪ And then ♪
♪ It's nice and quiet ♪
♪ Shh, shh ♪
♪ But soon again ♪
♪ Shh, shh. ♪
♪ Starts another big riot ♪
♪ You blow a fuse ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪
♪ The devil cuts loose ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪
♪ So what's the use ♪
♪ Wow, bam! ♪
♪ Of falling in love ♪
♪ The sky caves in ♪
♪ The devil cuts loose ♪
♪ You blow, blow, blow ♪
♪ Blow, blow your fuse ♪
♪ When you fall in love. ♪
嘘
Shh.
乔尔
Joel.
乔尔
Joel.
简直像回到了你的第一次演出对吧埃勒
Take you back to your first tour, LL?
这可有点毁你橄榄球队员的形象啊对吧
That's a long way from the football team, ain't it?
在这儿来一个
Put one right there.
好啊没问题乔尔·麦克哈尔各位
Yeah, all right, no problem. Joel McHale, everybody.
谢谢你们
Thank you
让我在你们面前自毁职业前程
for letting me shorten my career in front of you!
我觉得吉姆和我刚刚想到了我们下一部情景喜剧
I think Jim and I just found our new sitcom.
也许我们是打击犯罪的斗士
Maybe we're crime fighters.
对啊 “她性感而疯狂”
Yeah, "She's sexy. She's crazy."
我们应该背靠背摆个我们的经典造型
We should just back-to-back it so we get our tableau.
感觉会挺不错哎我们就在这儿试试吧
It'll be great. Let's do it right here.
这就是我们的下一部情景喜剧了
Here's the new sitcom right here.
柏妮丝我们必须解开谜团
Bernice, we have to solve this mystery!
我是在努力啊但你做指甲已经做了一小时了
I'm trying, but you've been doing your nails for an hour.
你疯了
You're crazy.
毫无疑问研究电视的学者
There is no doubt that TV scholars
将会一遍遍地
will be going over this episode
重看这集进行研究
frame by frame for years...
试着明白到底发生了什么
to figure out what just happened.
-埃勒 -但是观众
- LL! - But the audience
-埃勒埃勒快看这个 -只有短短几分钟
- LL! LL, check this out! - only has a couple of minutes
来决定谁将获得冠军腰带
to decide who wins the championship belt.
《假唱大作战》广♥告♥之后马上回来
"LSB" Will be right back.
♪ You fall in love... ♪
《假唱大作战》疯狂的一周
Another crazy week here at "Lip sync Battle"
又要结束了
has almost come to an end,
现在是时候让我们《假唱大作战》观众们选出一个胜者
and now it's time for the "LSB" Crowd to pick a winner
并送出《假唱大作战》冠军腰带了
and give away the "Lip Sync Battle" Belt.
-克里丝 -准备好了
- Chrissy! - Ready.
《假唱大作战》胜者会是吉姆·拉什吗
Is your "Lip Sync Battle" Champion Jim Rash?
还是乔尔·麦克哈尔更胜一筹呢
Or is your "Lip Sync Battle" Champion Joel McHale?
棒
Yes!
《假唱大作战》胜者是...
And the "Lip Sync Battle" Champion is...
吉姆·拉什
Jim Rash.
我跟我家人说了...
I told my family...
这种事总会发生的
something like this would happen.
难以相信好的我埃勒酷爱你们
Unbelieveable, look, one love from me, LL Cool J,
我们的克里丝·泰根同样爱你们记住
and my girl Chrissy Teigen, and remember,
生活中不论你干什么把对手打得落花流水
whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L.
落花流水
Knock 'em out, L!
♪ So what? ♪
♪ I'm still a rock star ♪
♪ I got my rock moves ♪
♪ And I don't need you ♪
♪ And guess what? ♪
♪ I'm having more fun ♪
♪ And now that we're done ♪
♪ I'm gonna show you tonight ♪
♪ I'm all right. ♪